Ku kazi kawe ka mbere, ku munsi wa mbere naje saa tatu na gahunda y'akazi guhera saa kumi n'ebyiri za mugitondo.
Nta bagabo
Nari umunsi wambere mucyumba cyo kubara (imyaka 17). Nasabwe gukuramo valve kuri ballon ya ogisijeni, kandi ntabwo nari imbaraga zihagije. Ntuzagire urubanza: Brigade yose mumyenda ya sterile. Nabwiwe: Reka twirukire, shakisha umuntu uko ari byo, igihe kirageze! Ndi mu isabune, nizeye ko hari amafaranga ahuriye n'umugabo kubera njye, kuguruka ku rugi rukurikira (kandi hari ikindi cyumba cyo gukora) hamwe n'umugabo! " Kandi ndumva nsubije: "Ihangane, twese turi perile."
Amafi yangiza
Nabonye akazi nkabanditsi. Nahawe kugenzura ingingo yerekeye amafi, aho kandi urubanza rufatwa nkimvugo "Koi Carps". Sinari nzi ko carps zitwa, kandi nahisemo ko aba ari amakosa: archaism na babuze koma. Keyishijwe byakosowe byose kugirango "bitagira," erega rero, muburyo, inyandiko ifite flopatila.
Imyitwarire ya AMARAL
Igihe yiga muri kaminuza, afite imyaka 18, yari afite imyitozo ku cyambu. Yakoraga nk'umufasha wa laboratoire mu suite. Nirukanywe kuva aho mu cyumweru cyakazi. Ati - Ngwino ukwezi kumushahara. Kandi kubera iki? Abarobyi basubiye mu rugo. Amezi atandatu, amafi yafashwe. Kandi nzakora isesengura njya kumuhanda izuba. Nabwiwe nti: "Kugira ngo tutidindiza imirimo yo kugenzura abakozi."
Umupadiri wakazi
Imirimo yanjye ya mbere yo guhora numusemuzi muri ambasade yahuriranye no gutegura shobuja. Nanditse uyu mukozi wa siyansi, harimo kukazi. Kandi umutware w'ingenzi umaze kujya ku biro byanjye by'ubuseri nta nteguza, kandi ngaho ku meza hejuru y'inyandiko za diplomasi ziri mu gitabo "Ibitambo by'amaraso mu gitabo" Ibitambo by'amaraso mu gitabo cya kera cy'Abagereki ", hamwe n'inyandiko ijyanye na ecran ya mudasobwa .
Umutuku Geyser
Yatanzwe mu biro byo hagati ya Sber, igihe yigaga mu mwaka wa gatanu. Ahantu hanini. Mugitondo, pasiporo yatakaye mbere yikiganiro. Kandi atamufite, ntibari bemerewe mu biro. Nashakaga pasiporo yamasaha abiri, mbona, ariko amasaha abiri natinze. Baracyafata akazi. Ku munsi wa mbere wakazi, najyanye nanjye - agurt ya strawberry mumacupa. Byari bishyushye, dogere mirongo itatu. Igihe abantu bose basohotse mu nama y'abaminisitiri, nahisemo kunywa Yogurt, navumbuye, no mu icupa - isoko y'amazi yijimye. Comp, inyandiko z'ibanga, impumyi, ibisenge - ibintu byose binukaga kandi byari mu kibaya cyijimye. Bidasanzwe, ntibibanze. Ariko byatewe isoni - ubwoba buroroshye.
Inyuma
Yakemuye mu mbaraga mpuzamahanga mu gihe mpuzamahanga n'imigenzo, impungenge zose, kandi natinyaga byose. Ku munsi wambere najyanye ubwanjye trailer hamwe nifi amafi, saa sita. Nagiye kumeza ya sogo, nshyire muri microwave ... kandi baraturika! Kubera ubwoba no kwigira nkaho ntari hano. Nibyo, nta kambaro kariho. Abayobozi bari barakaze: Microwave yarasenyutse, amafi yari abora, noneho icyumweru cyarakanguye cyane mu gufungura byose.
Gukonjesha
Akazi kanjye ka mbere muri Isiraheli ni umukozi muri resitora y'Ubushinwa. Icyi, ubushyuhe budasanzwe. Ku wa gatanu, nimugoroba, rimwe mu mpinduka zitesha umutwe, umunsi wanjye wa mbere kukazi. Abantu b'umwijima. Ubumwe buraza, amabwiriza Soda. Namuzaniye, ndakinguye, nsuka mu kirahure, umutwe umwe witonze, ikirahure gihinduka kandi ibinyobwa bya barafu bimusukaho neza ku ipantaro. Nyirarume arashushe kandi atuje rwose ati: "Kwiyuhagira ubukonje mu bushyuhe ni byiza, ariko kuki uryamye ku magi?" Ndi muri barindwi, niruka inyuma maze mbona ibyumviro byanjye hafi isaha imwe.
Gutondekwa
Theatre yatangiye imyambarire. Gutangira, imyambarire yose ifite ingazi kandi iranyeganyega, aho yakiriye VTUK - imyambarire kuri koridoro kandi igomba kuba yanduye na mint.
Kwandika
Ku kazi ka mbere garuka, muri dianate, yakiriye umurimo wo kuzuza amatike y'abanyeshuri mu masomo mashya. Weetistka, uko bigaragara, yahisemo ko kuva nkiri kumwe n'umukobwa w'umunyamwete ufite ingurube, noneho ngomba kuba umwanditsi nkumuntu mwiza. Kandi sinakekaga kuvuga ko ikintu cyonyine ushobora gusingiza intoki zanjye - arazinga. Ntabwo ntafite ijisho, kandi amazina ntiyamye yazamutse kumigozi. Muri rusange, byari ngombwa kubona abanyeshuri mugihe bahishura amatike y'abanyeshuri kandi biga doodle yanjye. Ibyanjye, baburiraga abantu bose bati: "Ibi ntibishobora kuzuza impapuro zemewe!"
Umutego
Muri iki kigo habayeho imyitozo nk'abi yakoresha - gutumira abanyeshuri umunsi w'iburanisha, bisa nkaho uzi umuco wibigo. Akazi karashize amanga - kugeza nimugoroba. Kubuntu. Nahawe kuzuza ibitabo byakazi. Nagize urujijo cyane cyane, no kuva mu majwi, no ku kuba nta muntu washobora gusubiza ibibazo. Byari ngombwa gukora inyandiko zo gutanga, ariko hari ahantu henshi kuri iyi muburyo. Igihe kimwe rero, aho kuba "uwigaruriye amarushanwa y'abakozi beza," yatangiye kwandika "amarushanwa y'abacakara beza." Ntabwo ntekereza ko umuntu yabonye ikintu.
Igishushanyo cyawe - POOP
Njye hari ukuntu yize html kurwego rwumukoresha kugirango agaragaze imyandikire nibindi. Ibihe kuri enterineti byari ishyamba, kandi bimenyerewe byamenyesheje kungirira kurubuga. Nababajwe igihe kirekire, nagerageje kumenya uko ahorezo bitandukaniye n'uwakiriye, uburyo bwo gushushanya ikirango mu Ijambo (Ntabwo nari mfite uburere bw'ubuhanzi, cyangwa umwanditsi w'ibishushanyo), abakiriya nabo basutse amavuta mu muriro, Isaba imyandikire yumutuku kumateka ya orange ... Muri rusange, narishimye iyo batekerezaga kandi bakoresha undi muntu, amagambo ntagatanga. Kandi biranshimisha cyane iyo urubuga ruteye isoni rwandika rwakuwe kuri enterineti.
Bika Boss
Ikigo gimaze gukora mu ruganda, mu ishami ry'abashushanya, hari muto urwari muto. Twari dufite ibyumba bibiri mu ishami. Imwe, nto, nta muryango wa koridor, gusa uva mucyumba kinini. Mubisanzwe nsiga ibyanyuma mugihe abakozi bose bamaze igihe kinini batandukanijwe. Igihe kimwe nibagirwa kugenzura niba hari umuntu mucyumba gito ... Bukeye bwaho byagaragaye ko nafunze umutware. Yari umuntu woroheje kandi ufite ikinyabupfura, ndetse nashoboraga kwiyita - Nahamagaye undi mukozi, yagarutse kuri gari ya moshi arabirekura.
