Ku zuru - Halloween. Kandi ibi bivuze ko umuntu wese ashobora kubaho. Ariko ntakintu nakimwe kubasomyi kuri pic.ru: bazahura rwose muriyi minsi mikuru. Twakwitayeho!
1. Soma kuva ibitabo byubwenge mubana kandi ntugafate acne. Intwari ntagomba guhubuka no kuryamana. Filime iteye ubwoba ntabwo ari ubuzima. Intwari zubucucu nimibonano mpuzabitsina zishwe muminota 10 yambere iyo basingiye imibonano mpuzabitsina mumodoka bafite ubwoba bubi.
2. Kuba umunyabwenge, nawe, ugomba gushyira mu gaciro. Intwari ntigomba kuba ahantu hose. Mugihe cya Desch agaragara kuri ecran no gusunika ijambo hamwe namagambo yijimye, indorerezi inararibonye izi - Bowany azica isegonda. Mbere y'urupfu, azakurura ikintu cy'ingenzi, ariko ntawe uzamwumva.
3. Niba wirukiye ku modoka, uhunga muri maniac, menya, urufunguzo ruzagwa rwose kandi rutongana munsi yimodoka cyangwa ntitangira. Kubwibyo, urufunguzo rugomba kwambara ku itsinda rya elastike nka mittens y'abana, imodoka ku gihe cyo gutwara byombi no kuri lisansi, kandi rwose ikora neza kuri tank.
4. Muri firime iteye ubwoba, nibyiza kudafungura akabati nimisozi. Kandi ntukoreshe indorerwamo zose. Wabonye inshuro magana, ntukemere ko igikoko gifite amahirwe yo kwangiza umwuka wawe mu ntangiriro ya firime.
5. Wibuke, kwihisha mu kabati, munsi yigitanda ndetse no munsi yigitambaro - ntibishoboka. Nibyo, abantu bose barabikora. Ariko kubwimpamvu runaka bikora gusa kubana.
6. Niba hari ikintu cyijimye kandi hejuru, hari ikintu kitonyanga, ntabwo ababa abaturanyi bazunguye inzu. Abaturanyi bari muri roketi cyangwa ishyamba? Ntugatakaze umwanya kubitekerezo. Iruka, inshuti, ufite dissest.
7. Niba intwari ikeneye kureba icyo ihuriye no gukurikirana mu gihuru nijoro, tegereza igitondo. Cyangwa ntutegereze kandi wohereze umupolisi mubi. Wishyura imisoro kubirimo. Abapolisi bamennye kandi ku kiguzi cyawe. Reka rero agende.
8. koga nijoro - ingeso mbi imwe, nkuko hari inyanya izuba rirenze. Ingona izaba iri muri pisine, mu nyanja - Megalododon yarokotse cyangwa ahantu hatazwi hamwe n'amaso atontoma.
9. Kubatagatifu bose, ntugure inzu ifite ibihuha! Ndetse ubwishingizi bwuzuye umururumba ntibuzasinyana amasezerano nawe.
10. Wibuke ko maniac yibanda murugo rwawe kukurusha. Buri gihe aramurikirwa kandi azagaruka, nubwo ahagaze imbere yawe. Fata iyi mikorere ya maniacs hanyuma uhore upfuke umugongo nurukuta.
. Nyuma yibyo, umugome wizera ko ahagije kuburira uwahohotewe nimfashanyo ye, ibitero. Gukina Nk'ukurikiza amategeko! Gukubita kuva aho mugihe cyambere gihumeka ibikoresho byo gucana.
12. Usibye kubitsa byoroshye ubwenge, intwari igomba kubakwa kumubiri. Ariko sibyo. Ntabwo ari ngombwa kwiruka ku mbaraga zuzuye, ariko nkaho ukina muduha, bitabaye ibyo maniac izabura kandi itakaza imbaraga. Kubwibyo, ko firime ibaho, intwari ihora yatangizwa kenshi kandi yiteguye gutsitara.
13. Ntuzigere wiyuhagira. Kubwimpamvu idasobanutse, ndetse na maniacs ya alien ititaye kubugingo bwacu. Birakwiye ko intwari ihindukirira amazi no gutinza umwenda, munsi yidirishya ahita itangira guhumeka umuntu ufite icyuma nkicyo.
14. Niba uri isugi ugatekereza ko amahano y'urubyiruko arimpamvu nziza, amaherezo aryamanye numuntu, noneho dufite umurambo wa kane. Wibuke, intwari, ubusugi - inkombe ikomeye cyane yibiti bya cinema. Ibidasanzwe - urukundo rwinshi. Noneho urashobora. Bazica umukunzi gusa.
15. Ntugasabe inzu yubusa yibibazo byubupfu "Umuntu wese murugo?". Birumvikana ko nta muntu uhari. Ntabwo. Ariko ubu bizagaragara.
16. Wambare unyerera hamwe nawe. Igihe cyose, ni ryari hazakenera kubaza umurambo uteye inkeke "umeze neza?", Gusa ubangamire hamwe nande. Ibi bizagukiza ubuzima inshuro eshatu.
17. Niba intambara ya nyuma numugome bagiye, nawe wadukunze umaze kubona abamarayika, ntukihute kugirango upfe. Noneho bizofatanwa no kuganira kutagerwaho. Uzabona umwanya wo kuryama, humura kandi inshuti yawe yarenganijwe irahira gusa kugirango ushyire imbere kurwanya "ikibaho" cya Mugome "kurwanya umugome.
18. Iyo wishe umugome, shaka inkoni yawe kumuti, ujugunye kure kandi usohore hafi umubiri wumwanzi. Pistol yashyize iruhande rw'ukuboko kw'icwa. Yapfuye, kuki utapfuye?
19. Niba umwanzi azi uko byagenda kose ... ahubwo - ntabwo "niba". IYO! Iyo umwanzi azasohora, we, yakijijwe mumagambo aherutse gukizwa mumagambo yanyuma, azarasa intwari mu mbwa akunda cyangwa akajugunya ubwoko bwe bwo kumurika. Jelly yakoze impanuka ya boot intwari na inkoni. Intwari ntacyo izabona. Abareba uburambe bazasa nkaho ba jelle. IGIHUGU.
20. Iyi myanda yose ntabwo ikora niba uri muri firime yubuyapani. Muri iki gihe, ugomba guhumeka, wemere kandi wandike ubushake. Ariko vuba bishoboka ...
