Ingano, birumvikana, bifite - na urwenya gato (cyangwa adahari yayo) agahaza ukuntu kitageze kinini, ubuzima no Gikora. Ariko agaciro kafite ireme! Ntabwo gusetsa byose bifite akamaro kanini, bamwe biroroshye cyane! ..
Urwenya-ishuri ry'incuke
Iza mu gikinisho cy'imbwa n'ibitekerezo bihanitse ku kwerekana metabolism n'ibindi bisobanuro byumubiri. Bisa n'uko abo ingaruka imvune abana ituzuye ati mu tags sinari nzi mu itsinda bato ubumenyi mweranda ku ndogobe no fonderosh, urwenya bunyamaswa ku Cheburash na Piachki yahishe. Kandi hano ahabwa pasiporo, azanwa mu isi, bafungura amaso. Hanyuma iravunika kandi ituje. Cyane ubuyanja igihe rizungagizwa iyi rutwikira mu biro umugore ukomeye na karuvati no umunyamabanga.
Urwenya
Umuhungu yakuze - na Dorus muri maniputer nkiyi yavutse, atsimbarara, atera intebe ... neza, ibindi bisa nkibibajwe, byakunzwe cyane nabaturage ba YouTube. Hashobora kuba bitwaye udukoko (Oxymoron vyahavuye, neza, yego) - azaba butwereka gusa wowe na utuboza izo, aho dude yagendagendaga, agwa mu mazi, GGYY. Kandi irashobora guhura no kwangiza - udukoko-umunyabwenge. Uzoba guhura - bamumanitse ku umurizo kujombwa, kumenya no vuba asubira pulasitiki akunda poop mu urwenya iduka.
Urwenya Rzhevsky
Hamwe na Bwana Uarantor, ibintu byose birasobanutse. Ibi bimanitse mumyaka cumi n'itanu. Ibintu byayo nibyiciro byibanze kandi bya kabiri, kimwe nibihinduka byose byimikorere byoroshye bibaho nabo. Ku bayikikije kubwimpamvu runaka batabangamiye kandi ntibaterera hamwe numwuka hamwe numva urwenya kubyerekeye amatori, areba agasuzuguro. Nanone, gagararo, ntiriboneka. Nibintu bito bisunikwa, birashoboka ko bitagezweho gusa, ni ubuhe bwoko bwa Rye ari incle, gee.
Gusetsa Gukuramo-kurakara
Kubijyanye na we amenyereye mubisanzwe avuga imbabazi. "Nibyo, ntumwumva, agirira neza cyane ubugingo bw'ubugingo. Isazi ntizizababara. Ejo kugaburirwa. Oya, ntabwo ari uburozi. Yego, yagenzuwe. " Kuberako niba ari ukuyumva, bizahinduka ko injangwe yifuza gutangwa, kandi ku isazi zagurishijwe - ahanini imitwe imwe yo gutanyagura. Yazanywe no kwishimira kumubiri urwenya, nubwo atari umuganga ubaga ntabwo ari imva. Mu byukuri ntiyigeze atera ubwoba. Kugabana neza, birasa. Kuki ntamuntu wamugonze kumagambo, bake yigihugu ndetse nabantu bafite ubudayanga - icyo nikibazo.
Urwenya rubibi
Ni umuntu w'umuntu yasabye. Umwigisha arashobora kwifatanije. Kandi bidahwitse byo kuzenguruka kuzenguruka kubintu runaka. Muri icyo gihe hari ubwoba bw'abarwayi, harimo no mwitonze. Ikintu gishimishije cyane nuko ashaka aya atarimakuru muri coffin byumwihariko. Ntakintu cyihariye! Ubu ni bwo buryo bwo kwigaragaza. Ibinyugunyugu byihuta, indabyo ni impumuro nziza, na gennady kuguruka kugenda kuri mozoles. Rimwe na rimwe utunguwe neza no kutumvira (kandi rimwe na rimwe byangiritse). Yashiriyenyije.
Urwenya
Yari runaka kugira amayeri copies mu umwe Urwandiko rw'umwanzuno Iquiban, ubworozi no Tarantino, ko zivamwo inhumanly funny na cyumvikana. Umuntu kandi ntumenye, nta garama ijana kandi uhagaritswe. Rimwe hari Ivanga ritangaje mu giti kimwe mu mahundo Kindergarten. Iki gitangaza cyo guhitamo gikururwa na saouse-parkhouses kuko ni postmodernism eshatu. Cyangwa kuko ari ku ndogobe .. nde kubyibonera, ni byiza kandi ngo kwinjira kibazo ibi cyane:? Hari cyane mahundo icarimwe rwumvise cyane.
Gusetsa gusebanya
Yakiriwe no kwambuka amoko abiri yabanjirije. Mahundo ku kiseera kye kimu ibibi, ariko muri ico gihe nyene ari gucunga kugira ku verge ku, kuringaniza ku bihebuje - na ishema ruboneshereza mu ikirumyo zatsinzwe. Yigenza hafi nk'uko wabaryamishije, bivugwa muri Tuva Jansson:
"- Igitangaje ni iki?" - yabajije Mumi-Troll. Muraho, tekereza ko wasitaye ukamurika mu bihumyo bimaze guswera, "Tuu-Tikki. - Birumvikana ko nyoko azarakara. Ariko si we. Gusa tuvuga gusenya ituze: "Ndabyumva nimbyino yawe, ariko ndashimira cyane niba wabyinnye ntabwo ari ku bicuruzwa." Cyangwa ikintu uwo mu mwuka umwe. "
Urwenya cityzhet
Mu buryo bumwe asoma byinshi, hanyuma asubiramo byinshi. Byinshi, cyane. Rimwe na rimwe biragaragara cyane ... cyane cyane iyo bidakwiye. Hamwe na we mu kivandimwe hafi igizwe na humari-gukina, umukinnyi ushishikaye ufite amagambo. Niba baba bagabanutse hamwe, bazaba ahinduke uburyo muhezo, bikaba nta wundi ni bakeneye. Mbere, urugero, ku bushake bashobora bayobore ibice mu ijambo kabiri. Kandi icya kabiri nugukandagura intera yawe kubyo ushobora gukina. Bombi barashobora guhangana nuru rubanza nta gusinzira no kuruhuka. Niki kitazakora umwana, gusa ntabwo yahujwe na Ilfom na Perov.
Gusetsa-Kuvuka
Yagufashe nabi buto yawe - kandi amaso meza, agira ati: "Umva anecdote!" Humura, yego? ;) Kandi turabikunda, by the way. Pokashi ntabwo ihuye, ntabwo ubyuka ibisebe byawe, amabere yawe - kandi ntibakoraho. Kandi hamwe nibyishimo nk'ibyo bikaguha urwenya rufite ubwanwa bwa prechips, ninde useka abikuye ku mutima. Ni irihe tandukaniro riri, ibyo neza ni ibikino, bikaba yibukije wowe mu bihe bishimye rikeye mu mwaka wa gatatu, cyangwa hejuru n'uko undi afite rzhet anezerewe iki? Ikintu nyamukuru ni ingaruka. Gute akunda kuvuga wizard-discoverer, kwibuka ubucuti abana na zitagaragara-ararakara: potassium cyanide - Ingaruka riguma nziza!
Urwenya Mimmy
Kandi hariho abahinzi hamwe na ch / yu. Ushobora kumenya bitagoranye hanze nko mu gihumbi: yari guhita agatwenge ubwe, ntabwo kwibuka kujyana nawe n'abana "n'amashumi", na ku manywa y'ihangu umurimo atuma nawe Links to Imisusire avunika, enamers Rusty na pics.ru!
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