Twishimiye, umupira - uri amajwi. Kuko naguze, yaguze, ha ha. Uko byagenda kose. Ahari ku bwiza budasanzwe, buhebuje. Ahari kuri, inyuguti ntoya gusa. Birashoboka ko washimiwe no gusetsa. Ntacyo bitwaye. Ni ngombwa ko ibyo byifuzo byose ari mask gusa. Mask, azakuraho, akimara gusobanukirwa ko uri kuri flaok. Kandi munsi yiyi mask, monster irahishe, mugari, yitwa inguge hamwe na grenade. Byongeye kandi, byombi gutwara no mubuzima na gato.
Collie
Turagugira inama yo kurongora ako kanya tugatangira spinogramu eshatu-enye nziza. No kugura kitty, imbwa, parrot hamwe nindabyo zicyumba zidasanzwe. Bene, ni yo mpamvu ari ngombwa kuri sharamave: Ubushyuhe ku mazi y'umushoferi agera kuri dogere 24.5 no kugaburira imyanda ya vabtothique. Muri rusange, kuyiha ibintu bishobora guhuza insmocct yababyeyi, bitabaye ibyo bizakubuza. Bizagereza rero ko uzahumeka mugihe.
Jack Russell
Birashoboka cyane, uzahita unga inzoga namba. Oya, oya, umugore wawe ntabwo ari na gato yo kujyana ninshuti kumupira wamaguru, hanyuma ukavuga intsinzi yikipe yawe mu kabari. Muri iki gihe, azajyana nabakobwa bakobwa kureba firime mu kirere cyeruye. Ariko mu gitondo ku wa gatandatu, ube mwiza guhaguruka ukajyana na we kugirango mu bihumyo. Birakenewe muri iki gihe, yego! Ejo ufite rink nisomo rijyanye. Muri make, kuryama murugo, kubabara nka hongover, ntuzabigeraho. Reka kayak aryamye kugeza igihe.
Chihuahua
Iruhande rwe, birashoboka ko wumva uri intwari. Umuhinzi ukomeye, ukomeye. Ari muto cyane, nta kirerere muri iki kibi, isi idafite ubugingo! Mugihe cyambere, ugomba kubifata kumurongo no gusomana hejuru. Bitabaye ibyo, azatangira guhinda umushyitsi no kukureba ibirego kuri wewe. Ni fibre. Fragile nkibarabyo. Niba ushaka gukomeza ibyo bitekerezo, ntuzigere uyireba. Cyane cyane aramutse agiye muri Sberbank, muri dez cyangwa ku ivuriro. Duhereye ku gucungurwa kwe, ufite membrane irashobora guturika - hamwe no kugerwaho.
Afugani Borzaya
Ni mwiza cyane. Oya, ntabwo aribyo - ni byiza cyane. Ufite ubwoba bwo kumureka ngo ajye mu muhanda. Nibyo, muranga bimwe ko abari hafi batibona nta muntu muzima, ahubwo ni imana. Ariko urahangayikishijwe nuko bamwe murimwe bashobora gutanga ikiruhuko hejuru ya olympus, kandi uri sofa ya IkeaEvsky gusa muri panane. Kugirango uhumurize, ikibabaje, ariko turashobora gutanga inama: Ntukigikirize hamwe nayo. Ube urukwavu. Mugihe atagufashe kandi ntukarye umusozi, ntabwo uzarangara izindi ngego zaka.
Tebarefordshire
Ntabwo virgo, ariko mu buryo butaziguye umukunzi wawe. Ntabwo nemera gusa gukina ibirori mu binyamakuru bikirimbiko by'Uburusiya munsi yinzoga, ariko nanone itanga. Kandi afite pandayika uzwi, yashizweho hamwe nijosi rya sinasi. Niba ufite ingengo yimari isanzwe - urashobora gutuza: Ntabwo hazabaho ibishushanyo "ibishushanyo mbonera", birimo manicure na pallet nshya. Biroroshye cyane kubana na we. Gusa hano afite igare ryihariye muri garage ye, yegeranya ku giti cye na Harleys eshatu na Urals. Kandi wagezeho iki?
Pug
Byose. Mwese muribyiza cyane, byiza cyane. Kunda umugore wawe, wishimire ubuzima butuje, utuje. Ubukungu, na none, ubuzima. Ntakeneye weekend i Paris kandi itumba muri Tayilande. Ndetse sinkeneye inkombe ya Turukiya. Ariko birakenewe rwose imashini yo guteka paste hamwe ninzu nshya hamwe na balkoni eshatu. Hanyuma Pelargoniya ari hafi. Nibyiza, sawa, twiyemeje kuzigama.
Umwungeri w'Ubudage
Arimo kuganduka abantu benshi kurenza uko wabinywa, niba usuzumye uhereye kumacupa ya mbere ya porwine mucyumba cyo gufunga ishuri. Kandi bose ni impfizi z'intama. Kubwibyo, agomba kubashashasha mu manywa n'ijoro. Wowe, birumvikana ko arishimye. Kandi shima. Igihe cyose ubibona a) kudasinzira b) ntabwo ari ubwoba) ntabwo yiziritse muri terefone. Nibyiza, mugihe cyimibonano mpuzabitsina, muri make, urishimye kandi wishimira. Rimwe mu cyumweru hari icyumweru ahantu runaka.
Abalebereka
Ntabwo bisobanukiwe rwose aho ibyaremwe bibabaje byatwaye mubuzima bwawe. Birashoboka, warashe kumusabira kwa pabere. Cyangwa yakijijwe mu gitero cya Murzik, shyira ku bwinjiriro. Cyangwa uri maniac yihishe munsi ya mask ya muganga mwiza. Psychotherapist, mubisanzwe. Kandi washutse umurwayi wanjye. Gutandukana kwashunguwe, ninde nubu. Ninde mubibazo byitwa "Ndi uburemere, byiza kandi nipantaro, nzapfa irungu kandi umurambo wanjye wiganjemo hamster"
Imbwa y'Ubudage
Mu nzu yawe, bamwe mu baturage bakekwa bafite ubushyuhe, Shaman Thambourine n'imifuka yuzuye y'ibihumyo byumye byumye bihora bitera. Ugomba kwihanganira umusozi wamacupa yubusa no kunyeganyeza imigati mu nkono hamwe na ficusi. Kuki wihanganira? Kuberako atari abashyitsi. Ibi nibiryo. Umugore wawe azanywa amaraso yabo, ahari yandika igitabo. Cyangwa ishusho. Cyangwa gukina. Ikintu nyamukuru nuko atazagutsinda. Nibyiza, niba ari byiza gusa.
