Impamvu 10 zituma hipsters ihinda umushyitsi

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Ikibuno.

Turatekereza ko hipsters ndetse no muri bo ubwabo. Mu bugingo, barategereje - ntabwo bazategereza igihe bakomanze kumyaka 30 kandi birashoboka gutuza guta imiti idafite amatakuma no kuguruka muri Turukiya kugirango babeho "byose birimo" gahunda.

Ndi Hipste

Hipsters y'abagabo yambara nka Mamenikins abahungu, ubwoko bumwe bwa Bourgeois bukunze gukusanya amasogisi (amabara menshi) akanagenzura imifuka ya jans yo ku mpanuka yo kugakara. Hipsters Abagore b'abakobwa basa nabakobwa bamara kwiheba, nuko abakobwa bakabyuka mugitondo - n'amasambo yose muri tank kugirango batandure. Nibyiza, jangiya hamwe na tunic, nakwirakwije umusatsi, birashoboka ko bizaza "i_Prost_Urugero".

Sisitemu yumunyamahanga wawe

Imyambarire ya Hipster ntabwo ipfa gusa nka oatmeal, ariko nayo igomba kubahiriza amahame akomeye, nkaho ifishi ya dembal. Kimwe nibindi byose muburyo bwa Hipster. Memes ukunda, ibitabo, urukurikirane rwa TV ya Hipster impinduka buri munsi kugirango amategeko akomeye ataburanishwa, atesha agaciro ijambo "ukunda". Ubumenyi nyabwo, kugeza ku ifoto ushobora gukora urugereko "Lomo", na nyuma yacyo - gusa - porooid gusa, yemerera hiprist kumenya neza ibyabo ndetse n'abandi bantu.

Chu, ndi munzu!

Ariko hipsters burigihe ufite urwitwazo mugihe cyamakosa. Igitangaje. Ukimara kumva ko hari impagarara mu kirere, uhita ufatana na karita ya Lip Ubwanwa nawe, nkuko byari bimeze, kandi. Kurugero, uragushinyagurira kandi washenyweho ibumba hamwe nikirangantego, kandi nagombaga kugira ipantaro ya Mama mfite umushyitsi wuzuye Nou-Neim. Igitangaje. Gushinyagurira kuri societe yo kurya. Nahamagaye abateze amatwi bafite inkoko - na none, icyuma. SARCASM. Inkoko ze zahise zisobanukirwa!

Ibyo utarya

Umuntu wihariye nibiryo bigomba kuba bidasanzwe. ECO-Fritthli, Ubucuruzi bukwiye mu gupakira amafaranga. Eh, hamwe, hamwe supermarket ikurikira, yafunguye iduka kugurishwa no gukata imirima kandi isukura karoti. Kandi ntacyo bitwaye ukuntu abimukira bakorana umwete bazatakaza akazi ... nubwo abimukira bajugunya ibisimba bijugunywe mumagare, bahuye neza nu musaruro. Sinzi. Kurundi ruhande - gukata karoti.

Tanga amagare

Ubwikorezi bwa leta ntabwo bumeze. Hano hari societe. Imodoka kugiti cyawe ntizikwira mumashusho kandi zihenze. Gusohoka, birumvikana ko igare cyangwa scooter. Niba kandi unaniwe, urashobora guhora ufata tagisi! Birumvikana, ugomba gufata ubusabane ukoresheje porogaramu idasanzwe igendanwa, hanyuma umusanzu mubijambi yo mumijyi ntuzabishaka.

Nta buzima, ituwe na robo

Iyo abahanga mu bucukuya mu bihe bizaza bacukura seriveri yacu kandi wubahe abaharanira inyungu, bazamenya ko abaturage bo mu gihugu cya gatatu bari bagizwe na Hipsters, ku ya gatatu w'abantu, buri gihe, bahora bakora imibonano mpuzabitsina, na 86% bya Abigira ku bashoferi ba tagisi kandi bumva hipsters ku rukungwe inyuma y'urukuta hafi y'abaturanyi.

Ubudahemuka ku bwiza

Inzira zirashobora guhinduka, ariko umwe urwaye wa Hipster ntigihinduka - Masleyness! Hipster bizaba byiza umwaka wo kubona itabi ku bwinjiriro bwa kera, ipfade, IPODA, Ah, yego, nubwo yaba ari muri Arctique, agomba kuba afite Mac -Ibindi, kandi nibyo.

Ukuntu ururimi rwacu ruke

Twakoresheje mu buryo bwihariye amagambo ahebuje avuye mu rurimi rwa Hipster, kandi urashobora kwibuka abandi byoroshye. Ibi kandi nibice bya sisitemu yabatazi, rero ni ngombwa cyane kudakora amakosa no gufata umwanya wo gukora mugihe runaka bizahinduka kashe muri wewe, kandi gitunguranye "amashuri" na "gukomeza".

Gutangira. Stagger

Ni ibihe bimera no guhinda igihugu aho, ndetse n'ibiro kandi abanditsi ntibihagije bihagije kuri hipsters. Hipsters ikora mu gihe cyo gutangira. Reka tuvuge ko ushobora gukora intangiriro yo gutanga karoti igabanya inzu. Gukusanya amafaranga mukuzana abantu, cyangwa kubashoramari (mama). Noneho intangiriro izasenyuka, ariko iyi niyo isanzwe mubuzima. Byose kimwe muri Megalopolis, amafaranga akozwe mu kirere (ababyeyi), nk'amasogi mashya.

Hipte na Politiki

Ahari gukunda amagare bigira ingaruka, ariko imwe muri hipsters zingenzi zizakurikiza ibikorwa bya politiki. Barimo gukora mugihe igihugu kidafite karoti yo guca ibidukikije. Igikorwa kigaragarira kuri enterineti, kimwe no muburyo bwo guhanga. Niba abayobozi batanga raporo ku kugaruka kwa karoti, raporo ya hipsters: kwiruka! Niba abategetsi bakomeje, hipsters shike posita ya posita hamwe na anuziya kugaruka kwa gatatu kandi nta cyizere bategereje gukandamizwa. Yagiye, mvugishije ukuri.

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