Igikorwa cyawe kirakuzaho? Nibisanzwe, araramuka abantu bose. Nibyo, usibye ko abanditsi gusa bamafoto ari ngombwa ku mategeko, kuko dufite RZhem igihe cyose, kuki twahinduye iki cyerekezo igihe kirekire kandi bidasubirwaho. Ariko muri rusange - akazi kwose karakaye, ndetse numukunzi - kuko uwo munsi umwe, ushobora gute ?!
Niba kandi umurwayi arangiye - ugomba rwose kubona impamvu yo kwirukana kandi - "Ndi umudendezo-ene, nk'inyoni yo mu ijuru - Ah!". Majoro! Ubwa mbere ukeneye kumenya neza ko impamvu yo kwirukana atariyo muri barindwi. Kuberako iyi ari impamvu zubucucu.
1. Boss yawe - Idiot
Birashoboka ko hari ubwoko bumwe bwa laboratoire yibanga, aho imibiri ihingwa mubiciro byikizamini hamwe na boo-gis (ikintu cyiza. Shnovek na samodor " vuga? Ndetse na babiri? Gusa hamwe, wagize igitabo gishishikaje, undi ni Nyusha na Nyasha, gusa ntabwo wariye ingona itari yo? kimwe. Umva iri tegeko rya Kamere: Urubura rwera, amazi yera, abayobozi - ibicucu ntibigeze bikurura. Mubyifuzo byinshi. Mubyiciro byabaturanyi.
2. Corporate
Kandi ntiwumve, ntimukazura amaso mugusenya amasuka. Ibibi, goblins. Bo ubwabo basutse, Abayahudi, kugira ngo batakikorora. Ituze! Isoni zo gutwi ni ikintu kidashimishije, ariko gito. Bizanyura, nta mpamvu yo guhunga mu gihuru kandi igatakaza akazi kubera ubuswa. Ibyiza. Ubutumire kubantu bose bajya mu gihugu bashira ibitotsi mucyumba kimwe. Kandi mbere yo gushyira mu bikorwa inzoga zitari zungurura hamwe na pea ingurube kumeza. Nyuhni garka, Kvaang, Mwahahaha!
3. Kandi igitabo hamwe na mugenzi wawe - byarananiranye
Kandi gusa ko uhatirwa kubibona burimunsi kugirango ubyitegereze, bityo ibaruramari ryose rizi amasomo. Igice cyumwaka kimwe nkuko babizi, ariko buriwese araceceka kandi nini birambuye. Saba Imyidagaduro, Vijuki Yatangaye! Urabizi, buriwese afite ibyiza. Noneho urashobora kuzana urukundo ruteye ubwoba kandi ujugunye ibyambo kuriyi ndwara. Kandi, niba nzi neza, utekereza ko iki gitabo cyijimye. Mu ntangiriro hariho ijambo kandi ibyo byose, numva byose. Muri rusange, abantu bose bari bafite ibitabo hamwe na bagenzi babo. Ibi ni rake isanzwe ya devachon.
4. Umugabo wawe yinjije bihagije
Kandi ntubona umwanya wo guhumbya n'amaso yawe, mugihe utangiye kuzunguruka koperacks eshatu kumukobwa wawe. Kuki ukeneye Manicure ya Cabicure, wicaye murugo! By the way, kubera ko wicaye murugo, noneho ugirire neza, umurima wose witwaye. Niwe musanzure, ureba, umwami, umwami gusa. Ntukinjire umuntu mu bigeragezo, EH? Kimwe, noneho azirukanwa kubera iyo myifatire yanduye kuri wewe, kandi akazi kagomba kugaragara byihutirwa, ahantu hose - kurya ibyo kurya. Ukeneye?
5. Urashaka gukoresha igihe cyumuryango
Icyifuzo cyo kwifuza! Leta nayo irayishyigikira kandi igufasha gufata ikiruhuko cyo kubyara. Ndetse bibiri. Cyangwa bitatu. Cyangwa amafaranga ahagije. Muri rusange, urashobora kwiyegurira umuryango byibuze imyaka 10, ikintu nyamukuru nukubona umwanya wo kubyumva umwana mushya ku gihe. Birumvikana ko bishobora kwirukanwa, birumvikana, ariko hari ukuntu biteye isoni. Kuberako niba utazirukanye - umutetsi uzarakara. Inzira Umutware kubera ubugizi bwa nabi bwe bwose ni ingirakamaro cyane, iteza imbere igose kandi itezimbere ubuzima.
6. Byose bikikije Cretina, kandi wowe - D'ARTAGNANA
Umubano na bagenzi bawe ni ingingo irwaye. Itsinda ritari ryiza ryabanywa itabi hamwe na inkweto za pato bizasetsa imitobe yawe yose, birumvikana. Niba udakunda igisato dragonlower. Kandi birakenewe kubyutsa. Kuberako ntabwo ari ukuri ko itsinda rishya ritazaba icyegeranyo cya Nazgulov na demanetors, hamwe no kuvuka ubwa kabiri bya Vladika Umutwe wacu. Gari ya moshi mugihe ku njangwe. Bizaba ingirakamaro.
7. Nta hantu na hamwe ukure
Iyi niyo mpamvu. Ntibihanganirwa kuruhuka mu kirahuri - kanda, kwandura. Ariko mbere yo kwandika itangazo kubyo wasabye, shakisha inzira yo mwiherero. Mu buryo - akandi kazi. Hanyuma rero hari ukuntu bigoye kwiteza imbere mugihe ntakintu cyo kurya. Nkunda, nibyiza gutesha agaciro muburyo nk'ubwo.
