Wicaye mu gikoni / gukuramo Odnushki. Uri hejuru gato makumyabiri, nibibazo byawe byose bifitanye isano nabahamagaye wikendi - Sveta cyangwa AKU. Gahunda zawe z'ejo hazaza zirashimishije. Imyaka igera ku icumi urateganya kubona villa ahantu heza, maceratti ebyiri numugore wa supermodel. Ariko ibi byose ni kure cyane, bisobanura kwihuta ntaho.
Hanyuma (kandi iyi "ibyuya" byihuse) wicaye mu gikoni kimwe (igihe kirageze cyo gushora imari mu nyubako y'abandi), kandi ni SVETA yicaye ku nyubako y'undi), nitwite nkekaga Umwana numubabaro kubibazo byawe bisanzwe: Nta hantu na hamwe ugomba kubaho. Aha niho byumvikana kunshuro yambere iyi niyo jambo riteye ubwoba "inguzanyo". Niba Homer yari muzima, rwose yari kurema Epos ikomeye ku bikorwa by'imirire y'intwari kandi byayita, urugero, gutanga inguzanyo. Ariko kuva kera, bityo rero tugomba gufata ubutwari kandi tuganyura muri make ibyiciro byambere byinguzanyo zamaraso. Gushishikariza umuntu umaze kuyisukaho, kuburira umuntu ushaka gukurikirana, kandi akanga ababindi bashobora gutumizwa.1. Guhitamo amazu
Itangira nkumugani werekeye umurobyi n'amafi. Birangira, ariko, nabyo. Igice cya mbere cyisaha urota kuri tereme kuri Ruble, ariko bidatinze urabizi ko inkono yamenetse yinjiza. Byongeye kandi, ntibishoboka gusobanura uyu mugore, kuko yamaze gushyiraho imitekerereze kumuti. Nyuma yamasaha menshi yamakimbirane, amarira ninama, araciye bugufi kandi uhitamo inkono eshanu cyangwa esheshatu zikwiye "."2. Gukusanya ibimenyetso
Banki amacandwe ko uri inzobere uko ari meza, umuturage w'inyangamugayo kandi uhindure abagore bose bashaje badasebya mumuhanda. Akeneye ibimenyetso byerekana ko uwishyuwe. Binini, nibyiza. Urutonde rwimpapuro zikenewe zirashobora gusomwa mubyumweru, ariko ntabwo ufite ibyumweru. N'abakozi, nk'uko birekuwe, bararwaye, ku rupapuro rwerekana impapuro, chef mu biruhuko hamwe na kashe. Amaherezo, abo bantu bose barimo guhurira hamwe, ubona icyemezo cyinjiza kandi usobanukirwe ko umuntu ufite umushahara nkuyu ntabwo ari ukuri ko amafaranga, injangwe ntabwo yagurije uruhinja. Akababaro.3. Kubona Coales nziza
Niba umugore wawe cyangwa umugore wawe atari umunyabwenge cyane, ariko kubara bene wabo bikaje - ugomba kubatera muburyo ubwo aribwo bwose muri cozers. Igice cya mbere cyisaha cyatewe isoni no gukora ibi, ariko bidatinze uramenya ibisobanuro no kubura abigaruriza. "Birakwiye kuri wewe, kandi turi hafi guta mu muhanda," iyi niyo nkuru nyamukuru. Kugurisha amarira mumajwi. Nyiraba, umugore n'umwana mubuzima bwubuzima. Kwiyahura. Bitinde bitebuke, umuvandimwe azareka kandi arashobora kujya murwego rukurikira.4. Gutanga ibyifuzo mumatsinda ya banki
Nibyiza kutavunika, no kuzamuka ahantu hose inguzanyo ishobora gutanga. Kuri iki cyiciro, ugomba kwitwara hamwe namabanki, nka Liyetona RZhevsky hamwe nabakobwa kumupira - nta bwoba kandi bafite ubwoba. Bitinde bitebuke, umuntu azaba "kunyeganyega". Kandi uzirikanaga ko amabanki ya gatatu atabaho, undi wa gatatu ni abakoresha inguzanyo. Mu kinyamakuru cya gatatu cya gatatu kuburyo nibyiza guhita ahinduka amasasu mu gahanga, kandi izindi nzira hari ukuntu biganisha kuri Sberbank.5. Gutegereza ubwoba kubisubizo
Reka cyangwa ntutange? - Icyo nikibazo. Iki kibazo kizagutera ibyumweru bibiri cyangwa bitatu. Muri iki gihe, uzamenya kubeshya kuri gahunda z'umutekano wa banki: "Yego, dufite igikinisho nk'iki. Inshingano nyinshi. Sinzigera mpanda, ndetse zizamuka. " Ikintu cyingenzi cyo gutegeka abakobwa kubakira nuko "bidasanzwe" bahise bahindura ako kanya.6. Hurray. Birasa!
Ya banki makumyabiri bazakomeza kuba batatu cyangwa bane. Bazagutumaho SMS ya Magic: "Twiteguye kuguha inguzanyo y'inguzanyo." Bahamagare kandi bati: Turishimye, Bwana Phokin, tuzaba iteka, tuze gufata amafaranga. Hano urashobora kwishima. Ubushize. Kuberako umaze gutanga ikinyabupfura kumuryango ikuzimu.7. Guhura nugurisha
Amazu ya kabiri cyangwa mashya, Odnushka muri Ryazan cyangwa Trejo muri Odesovo, atoranya abashinzwe iterambere cyangwa utubuto - uzagerageza kumeneka. Icyamamare cya PR kizarangira gitunguranye kurubuga, 10% kizaba gihinduka mu buryo butangaje 1%, kandi wowe ubwawe uzi icyo, kandi ibyo byose bikavuga no kumwenyura no kumwenyura no kumwenyura no kumena. y'inzuzi z'amata. Ntutakaze ubukana, ntamuntu numwe wizera kandi akahatirwa kugeza apfuye. Ikibi ntikizagenda nabi.8. Gusaba inguzanyo
Byemejwe n '"inkono"? Yasinyiye amasezerano nugurisha? Senga? Nibyiza, nkuko babivuga, reka tugende! Urebye amaso y'amafi y'umwanditsi wa banki, ntutakaze uwishimye na Zador, ariko ntukemere ko urwenya urwo arirwo rwose nzafata lamov "nzajyana muri Mexico." Abanyamabanki bafite urwenya ntabwo ari ibintu. Kandi wibuke, ibyumba byose bya banki bikwerekeje - bityo rero shyashya terefone zawe hamwe na inkweto zihenze, amahirwe menshi ufite. Nta terefone - abarwayi ba mwene wabo mwiza. Aracyari9. Dutegereje interuro
Mugihe habaye, shyira agatsima kubacungamari, abakozi ba Champagne na Whisky. Kuberako ubu kugenzura uzaba nkaho ufashe umwenda atari kare ntabwo ari kare muri Butovo, ariko kimwe cya kabiri cyumunara wa Spaskaya hamwe na Cimes. Kandi ujye muri resitora nziza, igure wenyine amashati mabiri hanyuma uhe umugore wanjye ikintu gihenze kandi ntacyo bivuze. Amaherezo. N'ubundi kandi, ubutaha uzagikora mumyaka cumi n'itanu.10. ntishobora kubabarira
"Ngwino ejo usinyire, hubashe igikinisho dukunda," - ndakubwira terefone hamwe n'ijwi ry'umukarani umwe. Uruhu rwawe rutwikiriwe na goosebumps, umusatsi wawe urarangira, umutima wawe uraguruka mu gituza hanyuma ukagwa ahantu mukweto wibumoso. N'amasezerano na banki, ugereranije nikintu icyo aricyo cyose na Sekibi gisa n'urwenya rw'inzirakarengane, wasangaga usanzwe mu rubanza rwose. Muri leta imwe, washyizeho umubare wambere. Kandi iyi niyo leta ikwiye. Kuberako ingaruka zose zubwenge zizaguhatira guhunga, inkweto zikagira. Hanyuma banki isobanura amasezerano, nibintu byose, umuvandimwe. Ufite ibibazo. Kubwibyo, kugeza igihe cyo kwishyura, uri itara ryabacakara. Ikintu cyose cyari mbere ni icyuma cyiza. Kandi ikuzimu ikuzimu (inguzanyo yawe bwite) yatangiye. Amahirwe kuriwe, intwari yacu! Imbaraga, kwihangana no kwinjiza bisanzwe.