Nko muri ubu busazi kandi ntitwice buri munsi kuri leta ya "Rag", no kutayireka ku munsi wa gatanu ari gutaka: "Mu butayu bw'umugore, ikuzimu ku mahembe ya polisher, gusa Wowe! "?
Akazi keza kubibazo byasa nkibi: Nashizeho igihangano mucyumba cyanjye cyiza - shyira muri selile idasanzwe - yakuye amafaranga meza. Ariko oya. Kubwimpamvu runaka, umuntu agomba kuvugana. Ndetse na fagitire ntabwo buri gihe uba. Kandi hano ugiye ku biro. Kandi uri hano nka stirlitritz, muri ibi bihe byishimye kandi bisaba ... ituze, umukunzi. Intambwe ya mbere: Ngwino kuri mudasobwa. Intambwe ya 2: Fungura inzira yo kubaho muri pics.ru.1. Kubangambikira!
Birumvikana ko bazatangira kugutera inkunga no gushyigikira abadisti. Umuturanyi ibumoso azayobora ikiganiro cy'isi kuri Chipmunk ye "kubyutsa". Umuturanyi ku burenganzira azatanga kuki kugirango agereho. Umutetsi azamenyana nitsinda ryose kugirango uhambire vuba ... (Ingabo, ni bangahe muri bo! Ndabibuka rwose! Sinzabibuka neza! Ntabwo nzabibuka ). Ntukajye kuri ibi bisiganwa. Bazicara ku ijosi, bazategura imbyino, hanyuma bazatungurwa iyo uzutse munsi y'ameza. Noneho igihe kirageze cyo kumwemera: Ihangane, nditotomba, gukubita byose, ariko niba - uyu sinarakaye, uyu ni njye uhagije. Ntoya avugane nanjye psychoanastly yagenewe atarenze iminota ibiri kumunsi.
2. Ngwino - gato
Nibyo, hashize iminota kumunsi. Intore, waguye mu aviary kugira ngo ashyireho amacandwe, akenshi bits muri imwe mu ikabije. Cyangwa agerageza gukubita semes hanyuma agahindukira mukazi kamwe kabikuye ku mutima n'amasaha agaragara kandi ateye ubwoba kandi ategura sisitemu y'imitsi mumyanda. Cyangwa yuzuyemo ishyamba ritoroshye kandi rireba impyisi - hanyuma ritungurwa nuko baramwirukanye, ntabwo ari uruhande rwicyo, ntabwo ari kubeshya rwose, ariko amwenyura rwose. Hano ukeneye hagati ya zahabu. Kugirango itumanaho hamwe na societe ukeneye kwerekana iminota mike - haba mumahugurwa, kandi Moss atazamura, kandi kuburyo utabona. Ibisubizo mu kiruhuko mu biro bitwara - Impamvu nziza. Kandi ntihazongera ibitekerezo ko uri urubura rutavuga, hanyuma hamwe no kumva ko wagezeho ushobora gukurura na terefone.3. Shakisha "ibyawe"
Intore igira urugwiro ku ihame "Ntibisanzwe, ariko apt." Mu buryo bumwe, "bake, ariko cyane." Nibyiza, muri rusange, uzi wenyine. Muburyo bukomeye buharanira bukabije, urashobora kubona bike ... ntabwo ari ibiragi. Abo bantu bazahinduka inkwange - basya kandi mu nama, no mu ishyaka ry'ibigo, kandi muri koridori. Rimwe na rimwe, biracecetse ucecetse hamwe no gusobanukirwa guhangayika - kandi inkunga imaze kurenza chipmun na chipmin hamwe numwijima.
4. Nturi wenyine!
Cyane cyane niba ubonye kimwe "bidasanzwe." Ni ukuvuga, ibyiyumvo byo ubwabyo. Kumenya ko umuntu afite kimwe, bityo, urasanzwe - usanzwe ufite igisenge ndetse no mu mpinga ya thembyeri ya mulmby. Bambutse kuganira naba Emoticons bagonguye - na none kurugamba, ariko bafite ibyiyumvo bitandukanye cyane.
5. Gusiba igice
Rimwe na rimwe, akazi kemerera amahitamo nka nko guhora, ariko igihe nikigera mubiro. Gerageza gushyikirana nabayobozi ko kabiri mu cyumweru utanga igihugu cy'amakara kubaga, kandi bitatu ni isosi bivuye munzu. Akenshi nabyo byunguka byinshi: guhinduranya uburebure bwabantu bibiri, bamaze kuzigama metero kare z'ubukode, mudasobwa yose hamwe namashanyarazi mato.6. Nigute dushobora guha ibikoresho
Kandi icyo gukora, niba hari amasaha icyenda muri Madheuse ntashobora kwirindwa, kandi iyi marasa nayo ifite gahunda ifunguye yimyambarire? Kandi nigute uvuga ubushakashatsi ku ngingo ikorera muri ubu ruteye isoni, umuvuduko uriyongera, kandi ntamuntu numwe uzakumva muri iyi anthlill ... ugomba rero kugerageza "ku kazi kuri ntarengwa. Ni ukuvuga, kugiti cyawe, guhumuriza, ubuzima bwite. Hafi ya chip y'abaturanyi muri picom nini. Kalendari ya Blaat hamwe na Snail. Hanyuma buhoro buhoro umugozi wa terefone ukora.
7. Andika mu nyandiko nto!
N'inzira yerekeye terefone. Nabo, nkuko tubizi, ikibi. Kandi hamwe nibibi, byubwoko bwiza basenga mugihe bibaye ngombwa kandi ntibikwiye. Kenshi na kenshi, turabona, ntukeneye. Kuberako gutsindishiriza ikoreshwa rya terefone - mu ntoki - zishobora gusara cataclysm zitunguranye. Gerageza kwiga abo murage buhoro buhoro kandi abafatanyabikorwa bakwandikira, ntibahamagara. Vuga ko ubona neza cyane kandi ukitabira vuba. KRIKI mumiyoboro utumva. Ibendera kubyerekeye umurongo uturika. Niba uri umukozi w'agaciro no kumenyera kuri wewe kuruta gutakaza, vuba cyangwa nyuma bazatemba kuva kuri terefone y'imbere na skype kuganira kuri club na Mail. Aho ushobora guhagarika amaherezo ugatangira gutekereza.8. Kuruhuka
Niba harigihe bigikeneye guhangayika nkinama zubucuruzi, gerageza gutegura iki kizamini kugirango batajya kumurongo umwe. Kuba hagati yabo mugihe runaka wenyine. Kunywa ikawa, jya munsi yijuru, umuswa mumikino yoroheje cyangwa ukine igikinisho cyoroheje. Rimwe na rimwe ntabona umwanya cyangwa twibagiwe kwishyuza nyuma yo gutumanaho bunaniza (kandi ni itumana ryinshi riradukura, nta nubwo rinyuranye kandi rishimishije). Hanyuma utungure ko unyerera nkicyitso gikandagira kumaguru.
9. Vuga Ubu bucece
Urashaka kuzitabira? Yego nyamuneka. Injira muri sosiyete - kandi ... Umva. Rimwe na rimwe. Mugereranije, urabona urumuri rurenze izuba rirenze ubu hanze yidirishya. Muruhuka, urashobora kubaza ikibazo cyambere. Kuramo ako kanya ukoresha aya mahirwe kugirango ukomeze inkuru ye ishimishije. Uramwenyura. Kandi ninde uzerekana ibyo useka kugirango uzahita utange murugo hamwe nisosiyete yawe yakundwa?10. Uburyo bwo kubaho muri iyo nama
Inkomoko kuri Glider ni nkishusho muri parike yukwezi. Hafi ya byose ifirimbi no kuzunguruka, kandi irazamuka kandi isohoka. Kora muburyo budasanzwe. Ubwa mbere, ngwino kubishyingiranwa hakiri kare gufata umwanya wambere kumurongo, kandi ntabwo munsi yizuru ku gitsina. Icya kabiri, fata ikaye kandi witonze muri yo ikintu gikurura. Andika ibitekerezo byingenzi byabapperteur. Kandi ntugare amakarito kuri bose. Icya gatatu, buri gihe kizamura amaso afite icyerekezo gikomeye. Ntabwo bigikenewe guterera amafaranga - ibi birakabije: Abagenzi bakora cyane barashobora gufata inzirakarengane. Rimwe na rimwe ubwira mugenzi wawe yicaye hafi (n'aha n'aho, twizere ko twicaye mugenzi wawe mu mutwe mu bika 3-4). Birasa nkaho muganira ku bwumvikane. Kandi ntibabona ko uburinganire busa na Mojlu.
11. Igihe giteye ubwoba
Niba kandi ukeneye kuvuga wenyine? Yoo, iki ni ibyago byagereranywa numwuzure cyangwa umuriro. Niki wakora, ugomba. Ubwa mbere, inyandiko yumye. Byumye. Ndetse urwenya n'amagambo yintangiriro uzamushya. Icya kabiri, shakisha amaso ya mugenzi wawe wizerwa kubavuzwe muri disikuru 3-4, reka aboroga aho. Icya gatatu, irasa neza kandi ikomeye, itanga amagambo gahoro gato no munsi yijwi kuruta uko bigaragara. Kandi birashoboka rwose kwikuramo ubwenge gusa, ariko byanze bikunze. Nibyiza, kwishima ko bizarangira vuba. Iminota 15 - kandi ibi ntibizaba, impundu! Ihame ryo "kugura ihene" ritera ubuzima.12. Reka kwiruka neza!
Ni izihe minyago muri bagenzi bawe nuko hariho benshi muribo bityo umuntu afite isabukuru buri kwezi. Kandi mu Kuboza, muri rusange, uko bateka - umwe umwe ... na bo, karnegins, abana, ntabwo bashaka cyane amafaranga - ntibazishyura. Ni ngombwa kwerekana umwubatsi ushimishije wa PATIVE. Niba uzi ibiza biri imbere - urashobora kubona umwanya wo gusinzira bihagije mbere, ukavuga umunsi ejo nimugoroba wihutiye-ikintu cyose. Niba ntafite umwanya wo gukomereka. Yarekuye kubafata, baza niba ubutwari bwe ubwabwo bwakoze - burigihe burakora. Bwira toast: "Ndasaba toast yumwimerere - ku buzima bw'amavuko!" Yifuzwa ahantu hafi ya cumi, iyo abantu bose bamaze kuruhuka no kubahana. Kandi utuje, intumwa yatemba. Nyuma ya cumi ntikimenyekana.
13. Ubufasha, mfite isosiyete
Muri rusange iyi mbogamizi ryagizwe n'iyicarubozo - nta mwanya wo kwicara, turimo kwinginga inkingi ifite isahani ari umuswa, kandi ni ngombwa guhekenya umuntu. Hanyuma hanyuma ukomereke hamwe n'amarushanwa, Corrida. Ntakintu, kandi hano urashobora kubaho. Ndamwihutiye umuntu utazakusanya hafi yabantu benshi, kandi uwo mushobora kuvuga nabi ibipimo ngenderwaho, ariko ikiganiro cyabantu kijyanye n'ubwoba bushya cyangwa bimwe mubibazo byinshi. Kandi byose, "inkoko y'inkoko, ndi mu rugo"! Kandi ntibihagije guhunga imbyina namarushanwa. Uzagerageza guhagarara - kukumenyesha igitekerezo kireba ko injangwe ibyare murugo.14. Kuraka, Beaver!
Kudashyiraho ubucuruzi n'inama ya gicuti kuri "ako kanya nyuma yakazi." Umaze gusimbuza impinduka, jya murugo. Nibyiza, cyangwa kunyerera muri kamere niba hari akaba atari umwijima numwanda. Kandi wikure, ujugunye ibyo bipimo byose hamwe na chip kuva kumutwe. Kandi bihumeka, bihumeka. Reboot yo hejuru no kwishyuza izakiza ibiro sturlitritz kumunsi wundi musosiyete utoroshye ya aryas zukuri!