Mbwira inshuti yawe uwo ari we, - kandi nzakubwira uwo uriwe; Inshuti mubibazo ntabwo izabireka, ntiziba ziba zigisaba; Ntabwo dufite amafaranga ijana, kandi mfite inshuti ijana na bla bla - kubyerekeye akamaro nibikenewe byubucuti bitubwira kuva mu bwana abantu bose batari abanebwe.
Ntabwo dushaka, ariko inshuti z'umukunzi wawe ntiziza kuba inshuti zawe. Hariho ubwoko icumi bubi, bukusanyirijwe hepfo, kandi biracyahari rwose kwihanganira, ahubwo ni icyo utazakorera urukundo!Carlson utuye ku gisenge
Umugabo mu gukiza imbaraga, ashoboye kuzana akadomo hirya no hino ku ifasi imwe, harimo mu nzu yawe. Ntabwo bidashoboka gutegura umwuzure, ugabanye imbonerahamwe, gukomanga ku rubingo rw'indabyo, byababaje ku mpanuka ya Statuette ukunda - ibi ni izi uburyo bwiza. Urutonde rushobora gukomeza kutagira iherezo.
Kandi ahora ashonje! Wababaye amasaha atatu hamwe na Ashyushye ashyushye mu cyumba cya Maroc kuri resept ya nyirakuru? Wibagirwe, uzatwikwa muri fagitire ebyiri. Cake? Ibirayi hamwe n'ibihumyo? Borers hamwe na pampushki? Ibintu byose bizashira byihuse mumunwa wacyo ugaragara - ntubona umwanya wo guhumbya, nkuko ushobora kubona firigo yawe yubusa.
Umunyeshuri w'iteka
Wavuze gusa uburyo bwo gukoresha amenyo mu mibonano mpuzabitsina, kandi hano hano, ndumishije sofa Kogosha!
Umugambi
Umusore uri mwiza cyane. Guhora mubikorwa byo gutegura ubucuruzi bushya bwo gutanga ingofero yo kwiyuhagira ntabwo ari kure cyane yo gushakisha icyubahiro n'umutimanama mu gitondo nyuma yo kuguruka cyangwa kuguma ubufasha bw'iminwa ihuriro n'inkweto z'abagore.
Birashimishije kubona ubwo busazi bwose butamuzanira igiceri, nuko aracyabana na nyina, agenda muri T-Shirt ya Superman, yagumye kuva igihe cya fizmay mu ishuri no kurasa amafaranga kuri ingendo yawe.
Chauviniste
Yona
Buri gihe afite ibintu byose bitoroshye. Byose. Ishyaka ryaranyuzwe, muri guverinoma yacu, umuswa bamwe, umukobwa yari yagiye, mudasobwa, telefoni yaguye, the chef zadolbal, twese dusedbanks mu rusyo, mu ngorane za rusange.
Kugira ngo amwemeze ko mu isi hari ikintu cyiza, - umurimo ntigishoboka: anecdote yerekeye "umupira umwe, naho uwa kabiri uzimiye" neza kuri we. Yibwira ko atatsinzwe, kandi akeneye inshuti ze zo kwitotombera ubuzima no kuvugurura.
Rubaha Guy
Ku bashakanye, batsinze rwihishwa ibitero by'ibiruko, na byo bipima umwe mu bagize umurongo, bagereranya ibisubizo, ntarambiwe ibikinisho kumurongo, kandi bakaba barambiwe ibikinisho kumurongo, bakajya kuvugana kubera kudatungana kwisi. Ibyishimo ko flashbacks nkiyi ibaho kenshi.
Strok
Ahora akugereranya nuwahoze ari umukobwa wumukunzi wawe, hamwe nuwari imbere yawe. Avuga uko gukonja, yafunguye inzoga n'ijisho rye cyangwa ngo ayigendekeye amashitani y'icyatsi. Cyangwa, mu buryo bunyuranye, byari umugizi wa nabi cyangwa akatitigeze akabona kandi nta gushidikanya ko atari ku bukangurambaga bwabo mu bwogero bwo kwiyuhagira ku ya 31 Ukuboza. Cyangwa gusezererwa muri fiziki ya kirimbuzi, yasimbutse na parasute kandi asuzugura injangwe. Mu ijambo, byari byiza kukuruta muburyo bwose. Uracyamwihanganira? Nigute - nimbasha?
Gukoraho
Ntagukunda kandi ntagerageza no kwihisha: byahoraga usetsa bidashimishije, asuka akanyeganyega kandi agerageza kubabara. Niba umwitayeho kimwe - birababaje cyane, uvanaho umunwa wo hasi kandi ukuraho umunezero, ubabajwe n'ikintu "crack, igituba, kandi uwo musore yari umusore ! ". Nyuma yibyo, nk'ubuvumbuzi bwinjira, arakuganira na buri wese kandi agahimbaje abatari abaturage ko muri bo azasinzira mu ruziga.
Umutegarugori
Inkweto
Niba wihanganira, kandi nimba ntagikomeretsa, reba niba amababa yagabanijwe. Bikomeye. Abantu b'ibyondo ntibagomba kwihanganira ahantu hose mubuzima bwabo, kandi ibi ntibisanzwe. Kugeza ubu, ntibizwi, niba itumanaho hamwe ninkweto ryateshutse, ariko nibyiza kutagira ibyago. Twese twavuze.