Nka EASTMUS ya Rottermus yaranditse, abantu babanje kuba ibicucu kandi abantu bose bazakundana muburyo bwabo. Bamwe baracyasanga bidasanzwe kandi hafi yumwuka, nyuma bagatangira gutongana hamwe nintambwe eshatu. Twakusanyije ubwoko 11 bwabashakanye badasanzwe mubidukikije, reba, birashoboka, kandi uri uwamwe?
Parrots-uburiganya
Abantu bahora bahorana hamwe. Icara kuruhande, uhagarare kuruhande, hamwe ujyana numuntu wo guhura cyangwa na kawa ya vodka. Kumva ko aba basore bagiye mu musarani bakajya kwiyuhagira hamwe: mu gihe umwe muri bo akaraba, undi azahuza n'urugi kugira ngo nta kintu na kimwe gihinduka. Mubyukuri, mu buryo butunguranye imvura ya meteori cyangwa intambara ya kirimbuzi, kandi barasaba imbabazi? Ubu bumwe butera ubwoba, kandi rimwe na rimwe icyifuzo kidashyira mu gaciro kivuka na gato: birashoboka ko byakuze? Amande ngaho cyangwa bimwe byingenzi byumubiri.Gukunda
Niba aba basore badasoma, ntugahobe, ntukagweho kandi ntugaragaze urukundo rwabo kandi ushimishe, biragaragara rwose, aya mirongo itatu adafite uburanga ubuzima azabaho ubusa! Mubisanzwe barashobora kuboneka haba ahantu hitaruye nkintebe, imyenda cyangwa munsi yameza, ariko hariho abamurikanijeho muri bo, wenda ndetse no mu mucyo wa Chandelier w'igikoni. Umuntu arakaye, kandi ntitwitayeho - ikintu cyingenzi nuko badafite umusarani gusa mubirori byabantu 50.
Bendastaliste
Kuba iruhande rwabo rimwe na rimwe biteza akaga kubuzima: Ntushobora kugerwaho ukuboko gushyushye ugakomereka bitandukanye. Impamvu yo kurwana natongana irashobora kuba ikintu cyose gishimishije: Ntabwo nasaga nkibyo, sinavuze, aho nagiye / kandi ni ubuhe buryo buty muri mini, ntabwo unkunda Impamvu witwara nkinka zititaye, washyize ahagaragara ipantaro mbi, nibindi. Rimwe na rimwe, biratumvikana rwose nkabantu banga cyane bashobora kugirana umubano wurukundo (kandi, cyane cyane, kuki, ariko, uko bigaragara, uko ba nyirakuru bari bafite byiza ko ari byiza.Kwamamaza
Ntabwo ari ngombwa cyane ko amategeko yo mu masoko yafunguwe, nk'urugero, mu ihame ryihariye ryo kubara umunsi mwiza cyane wo kwigarurira ballet kuri Skates, ariko ubu byose bigomba kumenyekana! Kandi nibyiza - menya neza kubikora! Sinzi ko umuntu unyasimba, kubishyira mu gatonga, ntibishimishije cyane, ni ngombwa kugaragariza abantu bose kandi ko bizazanira abantu isi n'amahoro ku isi n'amahoro! Kandi rero birashobora kuba hamwe nikintu cyose: kuva muburyo bushya kugirango ubone akazi hifashishijwe shaman tambourine na gutwika gaze mbere yubwoko bwibyishimo byubwenge nkamagambo munsi y'amazi munsi y'amazi.
Intumwa
Ingingo eshatu zigengwa nabantu: ababyeyi, gusana hamwe nabana. Byose. Ikigeragezo icyo ari cyo cyose cyo guhindura ikiganiro umuziki w'ikinyejana cya XVI, ihame ryo kuguruka mu kwezi kuri bloomstick cyangwa filime iheruka ya Quentin Tarantick ku rukuta rwo kutumva no gutungurwa: Nigute ushobora gushimishwa nimyanda nkiyi ? Hardcore gusa! Gusana! Icyegeranyo gishya cya Wallpaper! Igurishwa muri IKEA! Ni he waguze iyi tapi? Mama avuga ko ari ngombwa kubyara icya kabiri, na nyirabukwe neza! Vasoy guha ishuri vuba, ariko vuba aha habaye igikundiro! Kandi rero muruziga inshuro makumyabiri umunani zikurikiranye. Niba ubikora, noneho igihe gito cyane, iminota, vuga, bitanu. Cyangwa bibiri.Bashya
Hamwe n'ibyifuzo byose, ntibishobora guhangana nabo no gukuraho inseko idafite intego, isafuriya itose, yerekeje gusa, kandi ihagarare kuvuga "twe" kubwimpamvu iyo ari yo yose. Byongeye kandi, guhora ukora ku ntoki, ntabwo zitandukanya umunota ugaragaze ubwuzu butagira iherezo. Ikigaragara cyane, bityo rero ko igice cyabagabo cyumugabo gishimangira amahitamo ye, nabandi bakobwa bo muri sosiyete ntabwo bitondera na gato, kabone niyo bamwe muribo bagurukaga muriki gihe kuva mu kabari rack.
Nimble
Batekereza buri giceri kandi rwose tekereza rwose ko bidakenewe kubona byinshi, ariko kumara bike, kandi mubyukuri mubibazo biri mugihugu! Niba washoboye kubana nabo muri resitora, noneho witegure kuberako ko nta "byiza, wenda, wenda ukimara kuri konti?" Ntuhishe: Ubworohere bwajanjaguwe, kubara ufite icyayi kinywa inzoga zingahe cyangwa ibice bya pizza byagahemukiye. Buri gihe ntukiri ukundi nta mafaranga, ariko icyarimwe ntibaruhukira kugirango uruhuke inshuro enye mu mwaka, kugura ubwoya na diyama kandi na gato mubintu byose bikundwa kutabyanga.
Kuyobya
Mubisanzwe baravuga "erega, ni iki yasanze muri we?" Siyanse ntizwi rwose impamvu abantu bizera ko bakeneye kubana. Umuntu yizeye ko abatavuga rumwe bahurira, ariko umuntu gukururwa nkabo. Ariko kugirango wumve impamvu inshuti yawe nziza Vitaltik ifite ubwenge, Ububiko bwiza bwabahanga mukindi gihe buva muri Ole - igitego cyambayeho ikibindi cya byeri, kitazatandukanya syncrophaphaphica, ntibishoboka rwose.Byiza
Amafoto yabo arashobora gutangazwa mumuryango - ikoresha alubumu yumuryango, kandi ntamuntu uzabona itandukaniro. Bose baratunganye: ifunguro ryabo riva muri nyirabukwe ku wa gatandatu, ku cyumweru, amasengesho yo ku cyumweru hamwe n'inshuti, ubukangurambaga muri sinema n'umuryango wose. Numweru wera cyane kandi sinema rwose iramwenyura, itangiye ku buryo butangiye kureba hirya no hino mugushakisha kamera numuyobozi. Kumva ko imyenda yabo itabitayeho, buri gihe azi igihe ukeneye gushyira umwanya witonze ku nkokora, hamwe n'abana babo (niba aribyo) uhereye ku mpapuro zitangira ku giti cyabo no kurya icyuma no kurya, witonze utose iminwa hamwe nigitambaro. Birababaje nicyitegererezo cyabo kitagerwaho, ariko rimwe na rimwe kuruhande rwabo biba bikabije: Byagenda bite se niba twese turi mu kambarirwa?
Ku muhengeri we
Ntibisobanutse neza impamvu muri rusange basohotse munzu, kuko abantu bakikije babyumva niba badafite ikibazo, hanyuma binyuze mu Ijambo. Bashobora kuba hippies, geeks, ibiganiro byimiziki idasanzwe cyangwa amateurs yimbyino ya Irlande - ntacyo (usibye buriwese) ntibashishikajwe na iyi si. Mubiceri birarambiranye cyangwa, muburyo bunyuranye, bakurura ibitekerezo byubucucike bwabo kwisi. Niba mu buryo butunguranye bigaragara ko ejo twese twimukira ku wundi mubumbe, ikintu kizabashimisha ni - Haba hari kubyina kwa Irlande, umuziki udasanzwe.
Umupadiri
Guhora mubikorwa byo gukora izina ryirango ryitwa. Babwira abantu bose uko bahuye, bagakundana, batangira kubana, bahisemo kurongora, no kwihangana kw'izungu n'ibisobanuro bikwiye murugo - 2. Niba utumiwe gusura, hanyuma utangire ugaragaza amafoto yo mubukwe / ikiruhuko / umunsi wambere wo gukundana. Yahimbye ibitekerezo bya Hellish ku isabukuru ya mbere y'umunsi wa gatatu bwo gukundana, harimo n'ifarashi, ikamba na Aluu Mantali. Kandi ntabwo rwose mpishimira ibyo byose - ariko ikintu cyingenzi nukubara nka Instagram hanyuma ugasigara miliyoni ibisobanuro bya miriyoni yerekana amafoto ya buriwese. Nibyiza, nkuko babivuga, umwana wese.