Nyuma yibiruhuko bikomeye, umupira wubumaji wubwanditsi wavuze ko abantu babi kuruta imirasire yubumaji. Kandi basaba gutebya n'injangwe. Kuvuga, twe, ndabyumva, ntabwo yatanze, ariko injangwe zirashimishijwe.
Ukunda amagambo? Ufite injangwe? Mumusome hejuru.
Capricorn
Iyi ni injangwe nziza cyane kandi ifite amayeri. Kugira ngo ajugunye izuru mu gitekerezo hamwe n'intebe rwose - azakureba amaso yababaje, kandi wizera ubikuye ku mutima ko umugabo yamize abazunguye. Cyangwa umwana. Cyangwa umugabo waje kurasa ibisomwa. Ahari nubwo nakuyeho kandi twibagiwe. Ariko ntabwo ari injangwe, ijana ku ijana.
Capricorn Cablecher yanga impinduka rero, mbere yo kwimura imyenda, birakenewe gushingira kuri iki gisubizo ku njangwe. Bihendutse bizatwara. Ariko injangwe-capricorn ntagereranywa mu mpeshyi - ni urwo rukundo byihuta cyane, kuko urukundo, nubwoko ari byiza kose, ni impinduka. Nibyiza kurya, umenyereye cyane.
Aquarius
Injangwe-Aquarius iracyari inyamaswa. Akeneye umutware hamwe na psyche cyane, ihamye cyane, bitabaye ibyo injangwe izafata imbaraga byoroshye, umusego wawe namafaranga yawe. Iyi nyamaswa irashobora gusaba ibiryo, hanyuma isaha imwe irahagarara mubitekerezo, ireba igikombe. Nyirabuja atangira kunyeganyega, agerageza kubyumva - yararwaye? Cannen yangiritse? Umugabo, jya hano, ntarya, hari ikintu cyabaye! N'injangwe, hagati aho, cecekeje RYHET, reba urimo kwimuka. Injangwe-aquarus ifite igenzura ryinshi ryinshi kandi nta mutimanama nta mutimanama. Kandi, yego, niba wowe, kubitekerezo bye, bikwiye amayeri kumaguru yanjye, uzabona rwose ukuguru kwibice byakaye. Kuberako imbata zigomba kumenya umwanya wabo.
Amafi
Amafi-injangwe ntabwo asiga imyitozo. Ntabwo ari ukubera ko bagabanijwe nubwenge, kubinyuranye. Gusa amafi ubwayo ashyiraho amategeko yubuzima bwabo nubuzima bwabandi. Niba injangwe ishaka kuba hejuru y'amafi yera uhereye kumyanda, ugomba kumvikana kandi, ubufasha. Ariko ntibigerageze guhagarara munzira, niba wowe, birumvikana ko ari imihanda yo muri iyo mibare. Kubera ko amafi y'injangwe ashyiraho amategeko yonyine, biragoye kuvuga neza uko bizagenda. Arashobora guhitamo ko inkoko zituranye ziziba. Cyangwa ubuzima bwe bwose mu nkoko. Igikorwa cyumuntu nugushima ntabwo kibangamira. Dushimire inkoko yapfuye murugo rwurugo cyangwa kurushaho gukangurira amakara mumuriro - bidashoboka.
Aries
Injangwe-aries - Torpedo nto hamwe numurwanyi wemewe wumuryango Porcelain. Kuva mu zindi njangwe, zitandukanijwe no kuba, mu kurenga bihe bya mil, ntizaterwa ubwoba gutsinda amanota ku kabati no kwitwaza ko bitahari. Kitty-aries izicara muri epineri yo guturika kandi, yimura igipange cyigice cyamadolari ibihumbi mirongo itanu, ireba umwangako yishimye - baravuga bati: "Ni ubuhe buryo?
Athers-yintoki nta bwoba bafite ubwoba kandi bwitondewe, bityo barimo guteza akaga kurekura kumuhanda. Akaga kubaturanyi ba Dobermans. Kuberako injangwe-aries iziruka umutwe wimbwa yumuturanyi kumaguru kandi, bisanzwe, ireba umucungavu - erega, inkono ni iki?
Inyana
Gutuza rwose kandi byafashwe injangwe, ibyirenga byose bishimira amahoro nihumuriza. Niba utabangamiye - ok, ubeho. Mubisanzwe iyi njangwe ntakibazo gifite abana cyangwa abashyitsi cyangwa andi matungo. Ikintu nyamukuru nuko ntamuntu numwe uvuga igikombe cye numusego we. Ikindi kintu nuko gikwiye umuntu (harimo nuwacumbike) gusaba kuba ibye, birimo uburyo bw'injangwe-umucungamutungo, burimo uburyo "bwa Apocalypse", habaho ikibanza cyanjye gusa iyo A. Ihuriro ryaka ryaka: "Wowe ingwe ni iki?"
Impanga
Iyi ni injangwe imwe irya "imvura" kuva ku giti cya Noheri. Oya, ntabwo ari umuraro na gato, arabaza cyane. Ibyo ukora byose (cyane - igitsina), injangwe yimpanga izaza rwose kureba. Injangwe ikuze irashobora no gutangira gutanga inama - kimwe nimpanga zose, injangwe iragoye cyane guceceka.
Iyi njangwe yaremewe gusa kwihesha agaciro - izegera, ikagira hejuru y'ibirenge, ya Purr kandi yemerera gutega amatwi kugeza igihe uhinduye abashyitsi bawe muri misa ya amorphous mimuming masa. Ariko niba gitunguranye, injangwe ntabwo ibereye umuntu runaka - menya neza uyu mugabo, ibyiza, shit. Impanja yimpanga ntabwo yibeshya.
Kanseri
Ngiyo mugenzi utunganye nubuntu bwa pantrars hamwe nubwenge bwumukobwa w'umwangavu. Kanseri-Canle ntabwo ishobora kumena ikintu cyose kandi igerageza kudaterura ihame - kuburyo bidasanzwe. Iyi njangwe isangiye ibitekerezo byacu kubyerekeye umubano mwiza hagati yumuntu ninjangwe: arantemba - Ndi murlych. Ubushishozi bw'iyi njangwe burohama n'imigani y'imijyi yagize ati: "Aho na cathouse yariho, aho nababaye, kandi iragaba ihagarika kubabaza" na "injangwe yumvise umudugudu wose." Igitangaje, muri rusange, injangwe. Niba, birumvikana ko udahisemo gutangiza ubwoko bwinyamanswa. Muri uru rubanza, ubangamiwe no kumenya uruhu rwawe rwabantu, wumvaga Carmen, igihe José yari afite icyuma, akurura icyuma.
Intare
Byavutse munsi yikimenyetso cyumwami cyinjangwe-intare, birumvikana ko umwami nyawe. Byongeye kandi, ntabwo ari umwami wibikomoka ku bimera akajyanwa n'imbaraga z'izina n'ikamba, ariko nyayo, kuva mu Burayi bwo hagati, iyo imipira myiza yo mu gihe cyo guhiga icyumweru n'ibishanga. Ni ukuvuga, uyumunsi injangwe-intare irashobora kwangwa inyama kandi igasaba umwijima, kandi icyumweru gitaha kizashaka nta kugenda kuri PLUCT, ntegereje imbeba.
Iyi njangwe, iringaniye, iratanga cyane, umuryango urashima, hamwe nabashyitsi babidipolomasi nibibazo byihariye birimo ntibibaho. Nibyiza, keretse niba yumva gukwirakwizwa no kuba batavugana nawe kunganya. Muri iki gihe, icyubahiro cyabo kizaterwa isoni no kuba mu burakari, ahubwo kibangamiye, kuko abami bagati bamenyereye imyitwarire yabo bwite.
Inkumi
Gukenera mu gihe, mubisanzwe ubwenge. Niki, birumvikana ko biganisha kumujyi wambere wa hostess. Sausage yashyizweho kashe? Ha ha ha. Hamwe no gutontoma neza, injangwe-makobwa ndetse na canned, kandi hari polyethylene. Iyi njangwe irashobora gukuraho kwizerwa inzitizi zose. Vuga, injangwe irashaka ko wamutontomera. Ubu ni ubu. Ariko ntushobora gutesha umutwe - urahuze amaboko, urugero, kuboha. Iyi njangwe yakoraga iki? Yakoma amavi araryama mu kuboko kwawe. Ariko umubano winjangwe mumuzi utekereza neza - akubita urudodo. Iyi njangwe muri rusange ihitamo kwerekana ibyifuzo byayo kumuntu uhendutse. Niba tray, ukurikije injangwe, ntabwo ari isuku, bizabikora hafi. Kubera ko udasobanukiwe ubundi buryo.
Libra
Injangwe-umunzani ubusanzwe ni imbwa. Iyi njangwe irashobora kugukorera hejuru no kumuhanda. Arashobora kureba isaha mugihe wicaye kuri mudasobwa ukarwa hejuru yimeza. Azakuzanira byimazeyo. Inshuti ni ishyaka - ni ngombwa, yatojwe iki. Nibyo ingingo ivuga ko mubyukuri, injangwe iragutoza. Aragutwara and aratekereza ati: "Mwami, yongeye gutakaza inkoni ye, ku nshuro ya gatatu, kubera ibyo mfite uyu musaraba?" No mumuhanda uragusanga kugirango utazimiye, wowe, nkuko uburambe bwerekanye, ntabwo ari ubwenge cyane.
Injangwe-umunzani yihanganira amakimbirane - niba inzu itangiye rugan, injangwe izagerageza kumuhagarika, Zashipev ku mpande zombi. Muri rusange, birababaje cyane, ariko abantu ntibari batunganye kubera injangwe.
Scorpio
Iyi ni nyampinga w'injangwe. Ibikoresho byawe n'imyenda, mubyukuri, ibishishwa bya siporo gusa, ibyo utekereza byose kuri ibi. Scorpion yinjangwe ntitinya kandi ikunda ibyago, urashobora no kutagira champagne. Kwishingikiriza kuri adrenaline biganisha ku matwi yatanyaguwe kandi ashushanyije abaturanyi babo. Intego y'injangwe ya Scorpion: "Hariho ubuzima icyenda gusa - ugomba kugerageza byose!", Akenshi uganisha ku kuba injangwe igerageza gusa, ahubwo igerageza iryinyo. Kubwibyo, birumvikana kugabanya kubona injangwe hamwe nibintu byose bidasanzwe, byoroshye cyane cyane mugihe utuye hanze yumujyi. Ariko ibi bigomba gukorwa kuko injangwe ari impuhwe.
By the way, imiterere yimirwano hamwe nishyari ryabana bya Kittika Scorpio akenshi bikatera ko injangwe zituranye gusa zicanwa gusa ninzabibu, ariko nuwo mugabo wawe. Ariko, ntacyo bitwaye - umugabo ntabwo arababarira.
Sagittariaruus
Inka-kurasa - Pet ahubwo bigoye. Ubwa mbere, ni umudendezo cyane wo kubaho mu nzu yumujyi, kuburyo ubwo aribwo bwose bufunguye kwimenyereza umwuga wihebye muri ako gace. Icya kabiri, iyi njangwe ihora ishonje kandi izi neza ko yemeza neza kandi muraho byoroshye amaso menshi ababaje kumutungo utagira umutima ubabajwe na ham. Ingo zihatirwa gusiga ibyanditswe: "Ntukizere injangwe - Yarya!" Nibyiza, naho icya gatatu, intongati ya Libido-Sagittariari ni byinshi kuburyo bigaragara ko avuye mu gisirikare. Kuva mu ngabo za Koreya ya Ruguru, aho ukorera mu myaka makumyabiri. Niba kandi umwanda adafasha gukemura iki kibazo ako kanya - reka bikorwe, nabyo ni byiza.
Byanditswe inyuma yumupira wamarozi Alexander Smilianskaya