Umwana ni sponge nziza. Gukuramo ibintu byose muri rusange. Kuva mu kigo cy'incuke, kuva mu kibuga, mu buryo busanzwe kuva mu kirere bizana amasaro manini manini. Hanyuma utanga. Abahanga muri iki ni igihe kidakwiye!
Imbuto z'Uburezi
Kuri Matinee mu ishuri ry'incuke, nabwiye byishimye, mbabwira igisigo, papa yanyigishije. Byabaye munsi yigiti cya Noheri, urubura rwinshi-ruguru - hamwe nimvugo, hamwe numva, hamwe nuburyo bufatika, hamwe na gahunda: "Mpagarara ku nkombe y'inyanja! Nabonye whisky! Ku mavi urasaba: Nshuti, amasogisi! " Santa Heus hamwe numukobwa wumukobwa urambiwe pole y'Amajyaruguru. Papa mumurongo wambere uvuye ku ntebe ntabwo yaguye. Mama yahise amwica. Ntabwo rero yari azi indirimbo nkunda, nakoze buri gihe: "Umukobwa muto Zu-Zu-zoom mu kiboko cyumye!" ...Guhitamo Igisubizo
Kandi mu ishuri ry'incuke, numvise bitonze kaseti ya Data na Roseseba - kandi birumvikana ko ari indirimbo zaka. Ibyerekeye "hop-guhagarara, twazamutse inyuma", hafi "Ninka nk'ishusho ifite frange rowing" ... Nagize kwibuka neza. Nabikoze byose hamwe natorotse mu ishuri ry'incuke - kubyishimo byo gusebanya hamwe nubwoba butuje bwa mwarimu. Kandi ni iki ushobora gukora: impanuka Umukobwa wa Manta Umukobwa wa Manta, bigoye mubana!
Ikibazo Cyubusa
Uru rubanza rwari mu kigero cya 91, umuhungu yari afite imyaka itatu. Turi kumurongo mu iduka ... Noneho hariho umurongo ahantu hose ... Hagarara muremure. Yari asanzwe yitabiriwe. Kandi aratoroka, arahungira, aganira na bose ... Kubera iyo mpamvu, natangiye mukundwa: "Reka duve hano! Nibyiza, nkore iki hano? " Ndavuga nti: "Nibyo, spey spija". Guceceka byaje ... Hanyuma abona impeta nk'iyi: "Umugoroba mwiza, uraho kuva muri Bodier nini!" - Noneho radiyo haribintu byinshi, radiyo yacukuwe buri gihe ... ariko ninde wabisobanura? Ni ukuri: Nibura mu isi ... kandi ntushobora kuvuga uti: "Guceceka" - ubwe yibajije!
Ninde wabikoze?
UKUNTU N'UMUMUNZI WAWE (Yari afite umwaka wa 4) uhagarare mu murongo ku kashi muri supermarket. Kandi hano, nto, nta kintu na kimwe cyo gukora, afata - kandi nta muntu n'umwe ufite uru rukambuka munsi y'ijipo ya Madamu, uhagaze imbere yabo. Umukobwa warubatse arahindukira, abona umuntu runaka ... no kuri mashini nta magambo adakenewe ko yizirika mumaso ye!None niki?
Umukobwa wanjye kubwimpamvu runaka gukunda inyo. Mu kinyejana cya makumyabiri na rimwe! Mu kigo cy'uburezi cyubahwa! Mu rwego rwo gukaraba neza hamwe nifindo yashyizwe yitonze! Hanyuma mu nkambi izazana, hanyuma ku ishuri bizagabanywa. Ikivange, uko bigaragara, gifite: Hariho aho twoha. Mu ci, umukobwa mu mukobwa aramuhamagara - umuhamagaro ni urw'urugendo. "Sinshobora," umukobwa avuga buri munsi ijwi. - Nakuweho gusa. Mfite impulse yambere - kunyaga terefone mvuga ko bisetsa. Ni izihe ndirimbo ?! Nabujije, noneho ndavuga nti: - Nibyiza, ibitashobora guceceka gusa? - None niki? Arabaza. - Ani nawe yari afite inyo. Twabiganiriyeho. Ndatekereza ifoto: Abakobwa babiri b'ikirere bicaye - baganira ku mibare. Guhanga kwanjye no gutanga igitekerezo cyo gufata imwe, shyira muri banki kandi "ubitegereze". Kumugaburira, gari ya moshi ...
Tract Kubuvuzi
Najyanye n'abana i Trolleybus. Umukobwa wanjye yari afite imyaka itandatu. Trolleybus ihagaze mumodoka, guceceka na mwene wabo. Hanyuma umukobwa ambwira kandi asezeranya cyane ati: "Mama! Kandi ukuri nuko umugabo nyuma yimyaka mirongo itatu akeneye gushyingirwa kugirango adafite Adedoma ya prostate? " Bisi yose ya Trolley yaguye gusa ... Nakora iki? Navuze nticecetse: "Yego, umukobwa".Muri Google ntabwo yabujijwe
Menya neza yaje aho ndi - kandi ikintu nashakaga kubereka muri mudasobwa igendanwa. Bareba kuri monitor - kandi ngaho moteri yubushakashatsi irakinguye. Kandi mugusaba moteri ishakisha ... "pisa na cisa". Iyi ni junk yanjye yahisemo kumurikira byihutirwa mugihe nahindutse - wasaga nkukuri kumunota!
Gukorera PADS
Nagiye mu iduka hamwe n'umukobwa wanjye, nguze ibicuruzwa hamwe n'akaparuka y'ibiribwa. Gitoya Yibaza: Bati, Nibihe bintu, kubyo bakeneye. Kuraho ibisobanuro bitari ngombwa, byasubije ko aba ari imfuruka mu bihe bidasanzwe. Bimaze kwibagirwa iyi nkuru ... kwitegura umuryango wose kumunsi w'amavuko. Jye mu gikoni cyo mu gikoni cyacitse, umukobwa arafasha - amasahani yitiriwe ameza, amahwa ... Namubajije kandi nabapaki babohaga. Njya mucyumba kandi biteye ubwoba: Kuruhande rwa buri sahani yo kurambika! Ariko itumvikana ... urubanza rwihariye!Imvugo kavukire
Umukobwa muto Tekhket ugeze mu za bukuru Gypsy, yishimira isano ari ubwoko bwinangiye: "Utuyu, umutuku! Utanya, mbega imbabazi! No muri Gypsy, uravuga? " Umukobwa, wishimye: "Birumvikana!" Nyirakuru, yashizwe: "Nibyo, mbwira ikintu nyirakuru, umunezero wanjye." Ubwiza bwanjye, muri Gypsy, afite icyubahiro: "Kubora." Guceceka.
Kumwiba!
Guceceka ntabwo byifuzaga gutaha n'amaguru - kandi mu myigaragambyo yihuta kugera hasi, kuryama. Aramususubushutse, ntabwo rero mfite ubwoba. Gutegereza gusa kugeza araruha. Ariko abantu bafite buji kubusambanyi! Sogokuru arengana - kandi ntishobora kubangamira guhanga kwambere yoherejwe kuva mu gisekuru kugera mu kindi: "AY-I-YAI, WOWE Mwahungu, ni gute witwara nabi! Ubu rero ndakwiba, ubu nzayobora! " - Kandi usutse kurambura ukuboko ku mwana. Kandi ni iki umwana? Kandi we, gutekereza cyane, yishimye cyane gukuru sekuru nukuboko kwe akabona kwiyubarwa. Nka, Hurray, yarategereje gusa, kuyobora, isupu!Kandi ntabwo uri umuderevu ...
Nabajijwe mu kigo cy'incuke: "Papa akora iki?" Nasubije ukuri nti: "Umuderevu!" Abigisha b'inyabuto. Nigute, Baza, Umuderevu ?! Akora muri Autocolonna, yatuzaniye amapine ku ndabyo! Kandi ndasaba byizeye ubumenyi bwurubanza: "Oya, numuderevu! Nyirakuru arabaza igihe cyose ati: "Uri ryari, volodeya, ubutaka?!"
Ntutegereze!
Murumuna wanjye muto rimwe na rimwe nagize nyirakuru nyirabuja. Yabaye mu Burusiya, natwe muri Ukraine. Kera nimugoroba, nyirakuru arayera nka chalk - ati: Umwana, umwana ni umwere, ahanura amahano. Bitabaye ibyo, imperuka yisi iri hafi. "Ntutegereze!" - Avuga. Mwami, aho avuga, ikintu azi, kivuga ko ari umwana ... kandi ibintu byose ni uko nimugoroba, usibye amakarito yose-yose hamwe na Steshi na Ukraine. Bita "kuri Dobranіch, Diti". Nibyo - "ijoro ryiza, bana." Kandi umwana ntiyigeze ashyikirana abapocalypse na gato, ariko abaza ikarito ...Ikibazo cya politiki
Mfite iminsi itatu nshize sogokuru mumwanya utoroshye. Hamwe na cluster nini, abaturage bafashe mu buryo butunguranye kumubaza bati: "Sana, kandi ninde mwiza - Lenin cyangwa Brezhnev?" Yateze amatwi Radiyo ya Diffukariya bombi - maze ahitamo gusobanura ibintu kuri we ... sekuru, umwe mu bagize CPSI avuye mu mwaka wa mochdenty, yarangije amashyaka menshi, atazi icyo yasubiza ku mucyo muto mu maja. Blushed, Prodush - araguruka afite ubwoba: "Byombi ni byiza!"
Bombo kubakozi b'abaturage
Umubyeyi inshuti muri Scoop yakoraga mu ruganda rwa confectioneryry. Yahoraga yatuzaniye ibiryonze bidasanzwe bitagomba kubona. Hari ukuntu uzanaga bombo vestive, icyo gihe ntizagurishwa. Ku kibazo "Kuva aho" Kuva aho "Yego, yego, ni iy'abakozi b'abaturage ..." Bukeye tujya mu kigongose, hanyuma tuyiha umuhanda wose: "Mama, mpa iyo bombo ibyo Ku bagaragu b'abantu! " Kandi indege yari kure ya KGB ... ubu iraseka, noneho ntiyaseka.
Kuki biri mu itorero?
Twebwe, bato kandi tubikemura, mu makarizi yirukanye imurikagurisha "Kristo n'abana." Amashusho ahora hose. Kandi Data, yiteguye kuturushaho kuturusha. Ibibazo, vuga, baza bana banjye. Ndatekereza ko: Niki cyaba cyiza cyo kubaza ... Hano hari ikintu nkicyo, ndibuka ... kandi nuzuye nzabibaza: Kuki mu itorero clitoris? " Abantu bakuru abantu bose baguye, aho bahagaze. Kandi Data, atahumye ijisho, afite icyubahiro: "Ubwa mbere, umwana, yitwa Polliste ..."Uri nde, papa?
Nazwi na papa kavukire nkumwana. Yari umusare - kandi inzu iragaragara, irumvikana, rimwe mu mezi atandatu. Igihe twajyaga ahantu muri bisi, njye, icyo gihe cy'umwana ine, nasabye Salomoni yose: "Kandi uri nde?" Papa yitiranya cyane ati: "Nibyo, Y, Ndi papa wawe." "Yego? - Ndavuga ko byamagana. - Kuki ntigeze nkubona mbere?! "
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