Tumara umwanya, twibwira ko umuntu yibeshye kuri interineti, gusa kuko yibeshye, kandi agomba gusobanurwa. Mu gihe hashobora kuva kumurongo wambere, byumvikana ko mbere yacu ari umuswa, kandi ntampamvu yo kumuvugisha. Nibyiza kumara umwanya wo gusoma amafoto cyangwa gukora avatar nshya. N'injangwe.
Dore ibinyabuzima nyamukuru ibimenyetso byurusobe Idiota (Idious Kommentarium vulgaris):1. "Wowe"
Yanditse ku giti cye "wowe" ufite ibaruwa nini, yizera ko yongera kuri we +10 kugeza "ubwenge". Mubyukuri, yongeraho gukuramo 100 kumiterere ya "gusoma no kwandika", kuva ubujurire "Wowe" bukoreshwa gusa mubucuruzi. Rero, nyuma y'imvugo "inkingo zangiza, kandi uri intama." Imbere yawe, biragaragara ko, igicucu. IGISUBIZO: "Njye-e-e" no guhuza.
2. Akora hamwe nubunararibonye bwumuntu nkukuri.
Ati: "Abaganga bica abana bacu, nabyaye ubwiherero, nta kintu na kimwe giteye ubwoba." Muri ako kanya, ndashaka byibuze hafi gufata no gukomanga umwanditsi umutwe kubyerekeye urukuta rimwe na mirongo itanu. Gukubita buri munsi: Ntakintu kizabaho kumutwe utangaje mubitekerezo byawe. Bitinde bitebuke, ukuri gukabije bizamukubita burundu umutwe kurukuta kandi utari kumwe nawe.3. Ntazi kumva ibyasomwe
THESIS: "Nishyura HSKU, harimo no kuzamura akarere kaho." Igitekerezo: "Ntabwo nkunda - genda kandi ukubika uruzitiro, iteka ryose ushaka ko hagira umuntu ugukorera byose." Isura rusange ya gicucu. Kugaragara mubitekerezo hafi ako kanya no kugwira nka Dwesola.
4. Yazamuye gusuzuma
"Nta mwana afite, ntazigera yanditse!", "Uyu ni umugore ukiri muto, ntawe ubishaka!", Yahembwaga iyi nyandiko! ". Rimwe na rimwe birasa nkaho aba ari bots. Iyaba gusa kuberako umuntu usanzwe ahitamo gutekereza ko abantu bakikije nabo ari ibisanzwe. Ariko kurundi ruhande, biragaragara ko umuntu usanzwe atitabira ibice bya pigiseli buri munsi. Muri rusange, dufite inkuru mbi kuri wewe: oya, ntabwo abantu bose bazengurutse nibisanzwe.5. Arakomeye nkumutima
Agira ati: "Mfite urwenya cyane, ariko ntibisekeje!". Kandi funga igituza imbere kuri cod, byerekana ubwibone bw'ibitutsi byambaye ubusa by'icyubahiro cyayo. Bikwiye gusobanuka ko icyubahiro cye cyatutse byose na gato. Mat? - ako kanya mu indyarya. Kwikunda? - Oya, ntabwo wigeze wumva. Urwenya ku ngingo, Imana ikinga ukuboko, gucamo? - Ingengo ya mobile, Mwandikisho itabi, kandi intebe niko bimeze kandi muri rusange irarira kuri atome. By the way, niba binyuze mubitekerezo bigaragara neza - imbere yawe, bidasubirwaho, umuswa ucecetse, nubwo nakiriye urupapuro rwerekeye amashuri makuru.
6. Gushyira akadomo nyuma ya buri nteruro
"Byose ni, ariko, ku rundi ruhande, si ....... Nahora niyumvira ko byose yari yoroheje cyane, kandi vyahavuye kuba gato ...... Nakare, ubuzima si abirabura n'abazungu, hari ibihumbi indabo ... .. amamiliyoni ..... . Reka si umugabane abantu ku baswa na smart, bitewe n'uko comment Mbega basiga ...... Nakare, Itondere, ufite Kitten ku y'icitwikiro cawe ku avatar wawe ...... muto, blue- amaso yinyoni .... Urabyemera? " Umuswa wimbitse ni ubwoko butandukanye. Ni indembe, birashobora gutuma umuntu muduhanga gukurikirana mu ku roosters mbere.7. bitoroshe y'itunatuniro ya wakoresheje
A Urugero classic: ")))))))))))))))))) Emwe, bazibwiye byanditswe hano))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))) ". Isobanurwa niyi strizhal kuri ibi: "Ntabwo nemeranya nibyanditswe, bityo ndasekeje, ndasekeje iyo ntabyemera, ndasetsa cyane, kuko bisekeje cyane . " Busesuye Anacephal, nta n'ubwo bagerageza kujya iyo. Genda hafi ya ARC.
8. Kapslock
Ibya kera. Written by wowe biramubabaza we ububabare kugira kwihanganira gato kugabanya tailbone ko ntashobora kwifata gutaka. Ati: "Nigute rero ushobora kutitezeho kutiyandikisha ubuziraherezo." Koma ntabwo akunda iyi ngingo. Ni izihe koma ziri mu induru? Imbaraga zigwa. Ingaruka zidafite ibintu kandi, nk'itegeko, huriro nyuma yikibazo cyurukundo: "Urataka iki?".9. Parrot
funny cyane bitandukanye. Yize umuyoboro icumi, ariko ntazi kubikoresha. Reka tuvuge, dusubize ikibazo: "Ntushobora gusobanura igitekerezo cyawe, ndakwinginze?", Idioma: "Amazi arabarwa." Ikora cyane nkikiganiro hamwe na Cabada yatojwe. Ushobora: "Good morning," ari: "Mu ndogobe - umupfapfa!".
10. Reflict
Ku marushanwa ya shitit akurikirana kabiri. Iburyo, kubera ko igicucu. Yohereje amahuza makumyabiri akurikiranye (nk'itegeko, ku myanda y'umuhondo, nka Lainene cyangwa "Gadalk.ru") kandi ishema agira ati: "Paris." Ese nta Parry. Ngomba kuvuga: yego, uri iburyo, abimukira kubaho no bamaze yigarurira Pentagon. Hanyuma ujye mu mfashanyo y'ihuriro biragoye ku bantu no kugerageza gusubira kugabanuka kwicisha bugufi ku bumuntu.