Yego, tuzi ko muri kariya gace ibintu bidasobanutse kandi bidasobanutse kandi muburyo butagaragara nubwo hari aho bishe, kandi mu kintu cyose kitari kumvira "Topinamburg".
Ariko kwakira abarakariye ni byiza ko imyitozo ya buri Paleube. Noneho, gukubita byose muriyi nzego! Imodoka:Uburyohe na Nyamki
- Mäsko na Pirogenic Uburyo bwiza bwo kugabanya ibiro. Ishaka nk'intoki.
- Cartoofan. Indyo idasanzwe kuri ARTLL PATZAL.
- Shampoo, Pivashik na Vichik Bukhashechka
- Kushenyk Nibyo rwose tuzakora hamwe nibi tosnilovka!
Kwigaragaza kw'ibyaha
- Kuva Moscou Mu buryo bumwe, mu mujyi uwo ari wo wose, cyangwa igihugu, cyangwa Rione. Ihangane, ibyo twaguhindukiriye, natwe ubwacu hamwe na Zimbabwe.
- Ibiciro bihendutse Nibyiza, Cho, igiciro cyiki gicuruzwa gishobora kuba gihendutse. Ariko ibicuruzwa ubwabyo ... (uhereye kuri opera imwe yemewe "urutonde rwamafaranga" na "Serivisi ishinzwe serivisi".)
- Kwerekana Kimwe n'amata yacyo abavandimwe bayo eccalator no ku nkombe (hamwe na nyirarume wa mubyara "prensendee"), ibintu byose ni bimwe byamugaye kuva bakivuka.
- Amajana Inzira iganisha ku kuyobora - kandi iganisha ku buriri. Inzu ntiyayoboye!
- Koldidi Uwatanze ikiganiro arasobanutse, agororotse muri salle.
- Gufotora Imico y'ingirakamaro - Kudasinzira umufotozi iyo kurasa mumwirondoro kandi cyane cyane muri Fassa.
- Amashusho (amagambo asanzwe) Igihe cya mbere nigihe cyashize tubivuga. Kuberako uteye ubwoba *** li hamwe naya maco. Rero, Urucacagu. Kuri *** li ni materi. Na mabere - muri siporo. Subiramo inshuro 128 kubisubizo bihamye.
- Gushimisha, nshimishijwe no guhamwa n'icyaha Uzavuga ukundi - ntukubone umwuga wumuyobora Ali uracyari bamwe, prosthet, Ufsin.
- Isabukuru Kuri uyumunsi uzahamagara rwose!
- Bikwiye Ni ukuvuga, ufite ifumbire.
- Komeza Dore tile, kurugero, gusa "wige", kandi ntakintu na kimwe. Igenzura Ijambo "Crap".
Ntibishoboka ko abantu bazima
- Gerl Umuzi w'Ijambo ni "Snor".
- Inkoko cyangwa babet Kandi nko kwishyira ukizana - muri rusange umwanditsi.
- Krasava cyangwa Krasapeta Ibisanzwe nkibi byashoboraga kubyara gusa inyandiko ya Smartwaste no gupfa.
- Umugore n'umugabo Nk'ijuriye. Umaze ako kanya: "Umugore! Urasohoka? "
- Izuba Nanone kujurira. Bwira izuru: "Nibyo, kimwe, ugororotse-e-e."
Tipo modnya
- Kumwenyura Ek wowe, indwara, uramwenyura. Ndashaka ko useka ikintu gikonje. Kandi yatanzwe - ahantu runaka. Biranshimisha.
- Oki-Docks, Spoky Noki Ubwonko - Roga, Merziki Pacific.
- Impuhwe Sim wemeze: ibyuya.
- Ibinure Nk'ishimwe. Kubera iki none mucus? Imbere - Nibyo byemewe? Vuga ushize amanga ko wiyongera ko bishimishije: "Mbega igishushanyo mbonera! Mbega umukiriya ufashe! "
- Intore Niba, ariko, hari amatungo, noneho byose biri murutonde. Haracyariho "yihariye", ariko rwose ntabwo ari inka.
- Ni mu buhe buryo ari ubusa? Subiza iki kibazo.
- Brueliki Nibyiza, hano dufite icyifuzo, kuburyo udashobora kuguha uburakari bwo kubaho.
- Ikinyamakuru, amahame, mfite liu, padik Nibyiza kuzigama imbaraga nyinshi kumabaruwa abiri! Mubyukuri imisozi izaba ihagije. Muhasuhuze neza muri iyi myumvire yingingo na Mnu: gusa inyuguti eshanu aho kuba batanu - kandi batatu gusa aho kuba wenyine. Normali!
- Bikabije aho kuba "nyuma" Iburyo buzengurutse impande zose zabaza hamwe nabakunzi kuburyohe bwo hejuru gusa imiziririzo bizigama abasore bafite ibyago.
- Umunsi mwiza kuri wewe ... inyamabere ihenze mumuryango wa hominid muguhindura prima!
- Imbwa Ntushobora guhita ukeka, ariko biroroshye: umwijima! Birashoboka kuri sulgar latin "imbwa zidasanzwe".
- Byanze bikunze Nasty ati.
- Es nka dollar SE NUBUNTU, TE nka Tugrik.
- ABAKOZI NA TACHILLA Dufite umuntu watsinze, buruse ya Oxford, ubukangurambaga.
- Byuzuye Wigeze uba mu gipimo cyarangiye? Abatsinzwe!
- Uruhu-bose Amaguru - amahembe-kuva-ihene. Bonus.
- Yapakiye Kwitegura. Umuyaga mu murima umaze gupakira.
- Umuntu (kubyerekeye ikiremwa cyumugore) Ingano ya Tiro. Icyatsi. Gushimira: "Muri umuntu wizuba", ni ngombwa gutanga umusanzu mu gitabo cy'amategeko ahana nk'ibintu byoroshye ku mubiri uwo ari we wese. Ndetse biragoye.
- Urwenya Tekereza ubwenge bw'ubwonko.
- Umukozi, Zima, Land, Damn Mwaramutse, mfite nyirarume, naje mvuye mu mudugudu wa Ust-uryll, aho apfuye cyane.
- Sekas Mu rutonde rw'amagambo arwanya imibonano mpuzabitsina y'isi, irashobora kungukirwa n'ikintu cyo guhuha no mu maso.
- Kuzunguza, gusukura, kuzunguruka Guhanga. Min, Euphemism yo muri Euphembism irageragezwa cyane. Byaba byiza kuba twaranyuzwe, ku Mana. Gusa ntuvuge uku jambo mugihe kimwe, oya! Eh, bitinze ...
- Pipping n'ifirimbi Yoo, aha hantu hagaragaye ko umubiri wose udashukwa nyuma y "inyama".
Ficial "Sucy, PUSI N'ABANA"
- Bigenda bite? Nibyo, none, dugabana umwijima wawe.
- Byiza Ntabwo ari ijambo, kandi amaherezo.
- Ibitaro Ibi ntabwo ari imyumvire idasanzwe, mubyukuri ni jargon, abasinzi.
- Solufko Nibyiza, ntukabe umutsima, ibinyoma bimaze! ..
- Nibyiza kandi murakoze Nyamuneka, ariko uracyari mubi!
- Ku mwanzuro. Murakoze! Ugh, mpamvu nabivuze, umwonyuke umunwa unzoga nyinshi.
- Kwiga Jya kuri pepiniyeri argo, Ubwanwa bwa Beaded? Nibyiza ko uri challesinki!
- Umuntu ku giti cye Niki wakora! Ubwonko bwakorewe impinduka cyica, ingorane ntizishobora gukoreshwa: guhobera, abaryaminyabuzima, kubitangaza na pigiseli.
- Puzzle, umwaka umwe, umwana, abana Hanyuma umugabo akura muri iyi bunda ...
Birumvikana ko tumenya ko urutonde rwacu rutuzuye, kandi habuze indi magambo meza nimvugo yabuze. Kubwibyo, turagaragaza ko narakoze kubantu bose bongera ijambo muri we. Urakoze, izuba uri abantu bato.
Amale-ukuboko !!