Nabonye ko uko amafaranga ajya kumafaranga kandi ashimishije, niba uteye, mubisanzwe imikumbi mito? Kugirango bareremba kenshi kandi bahinduke, tuzabakiza kandi inzira yo gushuka! Ongeramo amahitamo yawe kuri banki yacu yingurube: mbega ibintu bitangaje rwose bizamura imyuka yawe?
imwe. Wabyutse, urambura ukuboko kwawe kuri terefone ... yewe, indi saha urashobora gusinzira!
2. Utegereje amabaruwa, urabona muri "IZINA" YAKUNDA (1) - kandi ntabwo ari spam! Aderesi imwe!
3. Umushoferi mwiza waguhaye kugirango uve mu gikari.
Bane. Harbour Cat ubwe yaje ku mavi, agenda kandi yigenga yagize ati: "Nibyo, murarr!"
bitanu. Umuturanyi, ubusanzwe yangaga iyo nama, mu buryo butunguranye, amaherezo arasimbuka.
6. Umushoferi wa Trolleybus yarebye mu ndorerwamo - arategereza kugeza ufashe.
7. Umugabo ujya kuri wewe muri metero afata urugi kugeza unyuze.
umunani. Ejo wanyuze muri iki gikari, kandi hano hari Namuoro - kandi uyu munsi ni uwera.
icyenda. SMS SMS. Oya, ntabwo ari ibikorwa ibihumbi ijana "gukuramo anecdote kuringaniza 100" uhereye kumukoresha, yimuriwe kwishyura!
10. Mu byukuri washidikanyaga niba abo jina batwara, ariko baricara nka bene wabo.
cumi n'umwe. Mumaze gutondekanya kugirango ugura iki kintu kumafaranga 400, komeza washizwemo, kandi hano biragaragara - hariho na 50% kugabanyirizwa 50%!
12. Muri kaseti, habayeho guhuza gusekeje ko udashobora kubuza no kwiyandikisha hejuru.
13. Waguze nyirasenge hafi ya Metro y'inyabukuru, maze aravuga ati: "Urakoze, mwana wanjye!"
cumi na bine. Kujya mu muhanda, arera umutwe abona umukororombya usobanutse imbere ye.
cumi na gatanu. Umusatsi woza umutwe, amazi ashyushye, shampoo afite impumuro nziza cyane, kandi muri rusange yakuye massage!
cumi na gatandatu. Mumaze gutsinda kuri iki kibazo ... Ariko inshuti, isoni nkeya, yatanze ibibi!
17. Umukobwa wumukobwa, uhora utinze, mu buryo butunguranye haje kare gato.
cumi n'umunani. Wajugunye vase ukunda, ariko ntiyigeze avunika.
cumi n'icyenda. Urasoma amakuru hanyuma umenye ko bande ukunda yarekuye alubumu nshya.
makumyabiri. Wazimiye uhagarara kumuhanda, reba hirya no hino, hanyuma uzana ikibazo, niba udakeneye kugufasha.
21. Umugabo waguhinduye, uwo wubaha, ariko ntiyari azi ko agusoma.
22. Ku muhanda urangurura ijwi: "Mama, reba!" "Kandi ntasuzugwa, ahubwo yishimira."
23. Isosiyete y'urubyiruko irarengana - kandi ntiryamye, ariko gusa abapfu no gusetsa no gusetsa no gusetsa no gusetsa bikabije.
24. Ntabwo wabitswe, nahinduye ku nkombe z'umuhanda - kandi nshyira amababi, nubwoko ubwo aribwo bwose bw'abiro!
25 Ugenda mumuhanda, kandi aho uva muri cafe cyangwa kuva mu idirishya - indirimbo ukunda.
26. Urimo gupakurura agasanduku hamwe na gadget nshya, guta firime yo kurinda ...
27. Uhaye Umwigisha mwidirishya yamennye urunigi, baza ati: "Ni bangahe?" - Kandi akora urugendo rumwe kandi amwenyura ati: "Ntabwo ari rwose!"
28. Washushanyije imyambi, kandi ntibasiga kandi ntibagorora, ariko barashushanya neza nkibikenewe.
29. Wabonye ikoti mu cyumba cyo kubika, kandi hari amafaranga 20 mu mufuka wawe.
mirongo itatu. Wabonye ibintu biteye ubwoba, kuzamuka mumufuka inyuma ya terefone ... kandi ushoboye gukanda!
31. Mu mujyi wakeneye kugera mu musarani. Hanyuma hanyuma hariho ikigo kinini cyo guhaha hamwe nukwifuzwa!
32. Muburyo hari ikimenyetso, aho ibaruwa itatwitse cyangwa bake, kandi ibi byaje kuba ikindi, gisekeje.
33. Kuva aho uva impumuro yikawa no guteka gushya.
34. Umugabo yibukije ubwoko bwiza bwibice byashize, ibyo wibagiwe - kandi yibuka, birakenewe!
35 Indabyo, umaze kuzunguza ikiganza, bitunguranye kurekura amasambu kandi bikabora.
Byoherejwe na: Umushimu wa Julia