Niba harenze kimwe cya kabiri cyibi bintu birimo kuri wewe, turekwinginze: uri umukozi. Ntushobora rwose kuruhuka! Nibyo, "kuruhuka" hamwe na some ntabwo byoroshye. Mu manza zateye imbere, hafi uburyo bwo "kurya" hamwe na anorexia. Ariko - birakenewe, ukeneye! Bitabaye ibyo, uzahita usoma, kandi ntamuntu numwe wo gukora ibyago byinshi.
1. ukora amasaha arenga 40 mucyumweru
Kurangiza akazi saa kumi n'ebyiri z'umugoroba? Hmm, byaba ari amatsiko afite amatsiko kandi adasanzwe ... Nibyo, yego, basimbuka bamwe bafite parasute cyangwa gusinzira kumusumari.2. Gukurura ibiryo kukazi
Kandi urahekenya neza "kuri mashini", ukomeza urutoki rumwe, Kolto "Injira" hanyuma utware imbeba yuzuye. Igikombe mubisanzwe uhuza na mudasobwa.
3. "Sinshobora kwihanganira imizi"
Indirimbo yawe ", yego? Ni ryari, reka tuvuge, gutangira vuba mu muhogo, igitekerezo cy'ibitaro ntizizirikana. Biza kubitekerezaho ubwoko bumwe bwa tablet yubumaji, bushobora gufatwa - kandi bizahita bihinduka kandi bireke kurera.4. Ukunze kumva "ntabwo ari"
Iyo mpande irasimbuka, noneho kubabara umutwe, noneho ijosi ntabwo rihinduka ... kandi uburwayi bugwa kenshi muri wikendi - kandi kuwa mbere uri imyumbati.
5. Ibitekerezo bya abakozi biragusura igihe icyo aricyo cyose.
Iyo umuryango ugukumbuye picnic, hagati yindirimbo "yewe moroz-frost" wabonye gitunguranye ko ari lazhal mumajana ya cumi na rimwe. Iyo inshuti zimaze gukururwa muri cafe, ceceka utuje hanyuma urebe akazi.6. Mu biruhuko ukomeza kuvugana
7. Mwese musubiramo inshuro nyinshi
Igitekerezo cy'uko mu rwego rwo ku gatabo kirashobora kuba ingingo ikabije, igucumiye nk'umwambi wanduye. Kandi wihuta nka lan yakomeretse: Garuka no kugenzura. Kugirango ingingo yinyongera ni ipfunwe ninsanganyamatsiko ya Harakiri.8. Urumva ibintu byose byiza kuruta ""
Imbata yohereje gahunda yujuje imisatsi ye irangira. Biroroshye kugarura icyo kugirango usobanure ibitagenda neza. BOSS yarebye akazi kawe ashyira imbere ibirego byubuswa. Nibyiza, ntakintu na kimwe atera mubisobanuro!
9. Cocliners arakaye
Instal Instal hamwe na Cocktail ku nkombe z'imikindo cyangwa kwicara ku materale ifunguye mu mpeshyi n'ama saa sita, ati: "Ni iki kiguhemba, ninde - pushkin?"10. "Mbabarira, ariko kuwa gatandatu nzahugira"
Nta muntu udatangajwe n'iki gisubizo cyaturutse kuri wewe. Bagufasha kujya ku ruzi cyangwa muri firime cyane, kugirango usukure umutimanama, umaze kugukuramo mu mutwe kurutonde.
11. Uwo mwashakanye (-A) n'abana baragukumbuye
Uratekereza bati: "Tugomba, ugomba kwitangira umuryango igihe kinini." - Mu kurangiza, ndabakorera. By the way: Turacyafite abumviriza abateze amatwi ba nyina bato na papa! .. "
12. Uhore uhora witwaje Gadgets
Niba mobile yibagiwe kumeza cyangwa ntahantu ho kwishyuza tablet, ibi byijejwe ubwoba na hysterics. Hafi nkipantaro kuva murugo gusohoka.13. Biragoye kuri wewe kurangaza no guhinduranya
Niba mama hamwe na nyina ahamagara kimwe cya kane hagati ya gahunda "kandi twangiza ikirere ... kandi ubuzima bwawe bumeze bute?", Asa nawe Marcianin. Niba mugenzi ni bakwiranye, wowe azasubiza mashini: "Yego, yego, ubu," no mu munota umwe, wowe biragoye kwibuka ko ari: umusatsi basingiza, umwotsi cyangwa umutingito.
14. Niba hari ikintu kidafashwe kukazi, uri umwijima kandi utishimye
Kandi ntabwo biguhumuriza cyane kuri sunbeam ikina ibishushanyo mbonera, cyangwa igishwi cyindirimbo mu gihuru cya nyagasani, cyangwa ice cream, cyangwa ngo uzenguruke umutwe amagambo: "Uracyari mwiza kuruta abantu bose." Urabizi neza: Iyo gahunda nini ihindutse, ntishobora gusa kuba "nziza." Bose tlen.
15. Iyo umushinga utoroshye urangiye, ntubyitayeho
Byasa nkaho kurangiza, intsinzi, bigomba kuba leta ihuye. Ariko yababaje igikombe hamwe na champagne, urumva ko utaruhutse kandi unyurwa, ariko bimwe byatitiranya kandi ejo.16. Igihe kiraguruka vuba
"Impeshyi isanzwe ... birakenewe! Birasa naho ejo hateganijwe impeshyi ... "- Uratekereza, ureba kalendari. "Vuba vuba? Kera ni, kandi nanirukanye raporo ... "- Uratekereza, kurera umutwe ukurikira.
17. "Kuki mu minsi 24 gusa?"
Nibyo, birakubise ubuzima bwawe, korari ye nyamukuru. Nibyiza, niyo byibura amasaha umunani! Kandi kugirango tutaryama hamwe nibinyabuzima byiza ... Ariko uzi iki? Mubujyakuzimu bwubugingo, wowe ubwawe watekereje ko utwara neza umubiri wawe, uguha amasaha angahe. Kuko ubaho gukora. Kandi biracyafite ishingiro kubinyuranye ... Tugomba kubikora neza kuri yo! ;)