Hariho ibintu byiza cyane gukora, guhura nibyishimo bike byisoni, itanga buzz idasanzwe nubushishozi bwumvikana. Twakusanyije 13 twitwa ibinezeza byicyaha, bishobora kwishora mubyishimo bidasanzwe. Ufite amabanga mato yawe? Ongeraho mubitekerezo!
Umunezero
Guilhake 80 lvl! Mugihe abantu bose bayoboye imurikagurisha, ibitaramo no kumarana umwanya nibyungu, uryamye ku buriri, ushyirwaho nimigabane yibikorwa hamwe na chipi na chip na chip, kandi byishimye cyane "umukino wintebe". Cyangwa muri "Club Comedi". Cyangwa no mu myanda ishimishije. Kugirango ugire ingaruka, urashobora kandi kuzamuka mu bwogero. Bana - Kuri nyirakuru, umugabo - kuroba, kandi ureke isi yose irinde!Ntugafate umuyoboro
Kurugero, iyo abakiriya barahamagaye, kandi umushinga utiteguye. Cyangwa nyirakuru, kuri karindwi mugitondo cya mugitondo arashaka kumenya ibyo wariye, kandi ufite ingoma iteye ubwoba, umubiri utazwi munsi yimpande (ahumeka ??) ndetse no gutekereza kubiryo itera kuzunguruka no mu isesemi. Cyangwa ntugafate umunsi cyangwa umuyoboro ibiri na gato, kuko abantu bose bananiwe. Ndetse na mama. Ariko birashoboka kugirango ukureho sms, kugirango utajya kwa Musasu muri morgue n'ibitaro.
Kwishingikiriza ku kazi
Yoo, mbega ibyiyumvo byiza: kubyuka mugitondo kumunsi wicyumweru, hamagara akazi urebe ko ufite ikibazo cyo kwikoreraza mu ndege zo muri politiki kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora na gato kandi ntuzashobora kuri bose. Nibyo, urimo gufatanya kuri posita na terefone (ibyiza ukoresheje posita, birumvikana), birababaje cyane kuburyo, kandi nta gushidikanya ko uzakora ibishoboka byose kugirango ukire vuba bishoboka. Hanyuma - umugabane wumurimo wabacakara, FreekinoaA!Uzuza imbuga nkoranyambaga Amafoto ye ya mbere
Gusa mubushakashatsi. Nkuko mubizi, agaciro kidasanzwe kuri iyi ni amafoto aho ikintu cyubushakashatsi cyasohotse cyane: gusinda, hamwe nizuru ryicyubahiro hamwe nicyubahiro, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, cyangwa mu mwenda gusa, Ninde kubwimpamvu runaka yitwaza ko ari imyambarire. Basabwe bitarenze rimwe mu kwezi mubice bya PMS zikomeye, kugirango bongere urebe neza ko uri mwiza cyane, mwiza kandi araguhitamo.
Uzuza imbuga nkoranyambaga y'amafoto yawe
Ahari hariho abantu bera kwisi bifuza byimazeyo umunezero numunezero kandi umunezero kandi batazi ko bazababazwa, ariko ntabwo ari twe. Tujya kumwirondoro wahoze ukuze mumiyoboro rusange dufite intego imwe: kwishimira ko Uwiteka azadukuraho mwiza muburyo bwa kopi, kandi ubwonko bwacu bwari buhagije bwo kumutonga kure. Kandi aramutse yiyongereye, nirundi kurushaho kudutera guhinduranya umwijima, bitabaye ibyo ntabwo twitaba ubwabo!Iyandikishe kurubuga rwo gukundana
Cyangwa muri tinder! Kandi umenyere numuntu kubwinyungu. Ikintu nyamukuru nugukurikiza, kugirango utaryama Bog akaga kandi imyidagaduro yinzirakarengane ntabwo yahindutse igitekerezo cyingenzi. Nubwo niba uri wenyine kandi mwiza, none kuki utaba? Muri serivisi nkaya, birumvikana ko yuzuye troll, ariko ziziyongera kwihesha agaciro uko byagenda kose.
Kubwira Noby Kumenyera
Cyane cyane niba uzi ko utazongera kubabona. Abakandida beza muri uru rubanza ni abashoferi ba tagisi. Bashobora kuvaho ibyo roho yishimye, gushyira mubikorwa inzozi zose. Kurugero, uri opera divava, ufite abana umunani numugabo wa Jeworujiya baguteye ishyari kuri buri mwanya. Cyangwa ko ugenda iminsi ibiri i Moscou, kuko ugana muri Koweti iterambere ryumushinga ukoreshwa urumuri rwibitabo. Ntukagire isoni, ubone ahantu nyaburanga!Soma Harry Potter
Nibyiza, yego, yego, dostoevsky hamwe na tolstoy hamwe na tolstoy ntabwo ari gusoma, kandi uri hano hamwe na scrarcar yawe ya scram ninshuti ye. Ha! Ntabwo abantu bose bazi ko muri Harry Potter yubucuruzi usoma ibihimbano - Ibikorwa byuburenganzira byanditswe n'ibitabo by'ingenzi. Nyway, na thes, abaryamana bahuje ibitsina ntabwo ari ugukubita gusa, ahubwo nanone, musanzwe, muzima!), Hamwe nabashakanye bakunzwe - Draco Malfoy na Hermione na Hermione. Kandi rimwe na rimwe Starina voldemort nibyinshi. Twaburiwe niba ibyo.
Gutsindira abantu bose mumutwe
Kugirango uzenguruke nyuma yo gukwirakwira mumutwe cyangwa kurengana numubyeyi wibitekerezo byimitako ijana, kugirango utangire ibintu mubitekerezo byibitekerezo inshuro eshanu, gukubita uwo muhanganye gukubitwa neza mumagambo yamagambo. Biraryoshye kwerekana uko inama zawe zose zinyeganyega no gusunika imbabazi, kandi uri Umwamikazi wisi! - Noneho rero, urabababariye, suk ku mpanuka. Ni ukuvuga ku gishushanyoGerageza ibintu byose kumurongo mugihe cyo guteka
Kandi ntakintu kiri ku ndyo - uwakiriye neza rwose agomba kugenzurwa! Biragaragara rwose ko iyi macaron muri macaron itazangiza ishusho yawe nziza, na cream yamavuta, isukari hamwe namata yagenwe asaba kwitabwaho, niko bisaba kugerageza kuri buri cyiciro cyo guteka!
Amanota yo guteka no gutumiza ibiryo murugo
Rimwe na rimwe, ntiwanze ntabwo aricyo kugerageza ikintu mugihe cyo guteka, ariko muburyo bwo kwegera amashyiga. Noneho urashobora guha umugisha ibyagezweho mu bitekerezo byabantu kandi numutimanama utanduye gutegeka gutanga ibiryo murugo. Guhitamo ubu ni byiza cyane ku buryo ushobora gutegura ikiyapani, Umutaliyani, Jeworujiya cyangwa Umurusiya, Umurusiya, uhamagarwa "utagiye mu biro by'isanduku." Kandi wizera ko umwanya wumugore mugikoni, - reka bigende birohama mu gishanga cyegereye.
Shyira impuhwe
Kugira ngo abantu bose bahise bafata imikoreshereze, bakunda, mumbabarire kandi bakubita umutwe. Birumvikana ko uri mukuru, amafarashi asimbuka, igituba cyaka kandi ibi byose, ariko rimwe na rimwe birakenewe kugirango duhangane. Urashobora no kwimura inkoni gato - nta karimbi ko gutungana muriki kibazo. Ndashaka kurira no gukazamuka kuzamuka amaboko, byerekana umubabaro n'ifu bisharira, - komeza! Ikintu nyamukuru nugushiramo.Ngufi kumaduka
Chic idasanzwe - kora nta giceri mu mufuka mu iduka rihenze cyane. Guhindukira ukuguru, baza ikintu kimwe, ariko hamwe na buto ya pearl, ingano nini cyangwa munsi yayo, saba abagurisha ibicuruzwa byo kwitegura iyi creale mu gituba, aho bidashoboka ndetse wicare. Umva ubwiza nyabwo kandi wiyemere ko Richard Gakobwa yawe agukunda ahantu hafi.