Mubuzima bwa buri jambo, umwanya uza mugihe ugomba kujya muri Ikea. Kandi, shingiramana, Ikea irahari: Hano urashobora kugura ibikoresho byose byo gutegura icyari cyoroshye - kuva ku buriri buhendutse, kugeza kumuriro uhendutse. Ariko iki nikibazo. Gukundana abantu bose binjira mububiko, bafata amaboko, bagasiga umutuku, ikibi, aririra. Buri wese kuri nyina. Ariko ibi biracyari poribie. Kuberako ibintu byose baguze, kandi nabwo bagomba guterana! Muri rusange, IKEA nikizamini cyiza cyo guhuza, nubwo cyaba cyiza.
Itegeko rya mbere rya IKEA: Ntuzigere ugenda muri Ikea
Wenyine, igitekerezo cyurugendo muri Ikea kirasanzwe gishimangira. Nibura amasaha atatu azajugunywa mumuyaga. Muri iki gihe, urashobora kunywa byeri ninshuti, ugendere igare, reba, amaherezo, TV. Kandi aho, ugomba gukurura ahantu runaka mu nkengero z'umujyi, usunika mu muhanda, ushake parikingi hanyuma uhagarike buhoro mu ishami ryimyenda. Gusa iyi ngingo irashobora kuganisha ku gutukwa.
Ntugahuze inshuti nawe kandi ufate amabwiriza yabo
Cyangwa inshuti zizashaka "kwicara kumurizo", cyangwa kugusaba kugura akazu gato. Ntukore ibi! Umuntu wese agomba kunywa iki gikombe kugeza hepfo yigenga. Ntabwo gusa abagenzi bawe gusa bashobora kurohama bahisemo ubu bubiko bubi, mubindi, barashobora kubona uko utongana no kwanga.
Ikea nigihangange cya labyrint itagira iherezo
Byongeye kandi, ingaruka zigenda, zisohoka na koridoro bari abanyabwenge cyane abacuruzi, babazwe cyane kuburyo muri buri cyumba wifuzaga. Kubera iyo mpamvu, uruzinduko rutinze, igare ryuzuye, kwihangana birahingwa. "Ni uwuhe muco watugeza mu ishami ry'igikoni? Tumaze kugira amahwa abiri, kuki ugikeneye? ". Akeneye buji. Gushyushya. Kuki akeneye gushyushya buji ntawe ubizi. Ntabwo abambuzi baremye labyrint cyangwa Imana yaremye isi.
Ikuzimu Ishami
Birashoboka kwisi hari abahungu bakunda Ishami rya IKEA. Imyenda, tulle, impapuro, yerekana ibitanda, ibyo byose. Ariko abahungu basanzwe muri aha hantu batangira kureba padi hamwe nigitekerezo kimwe. "Bizaba byiza kuri padi nk'iyi kuyiniga hano?".
Ikuzimu MessEllek
Nk'ubutegetsi, mbere y'urugendo ubyemeye: Nzagenda, reka tugure amahwa abiri, hanyuma tugahita turagenda. Hanyuma uhita bimara - igice cyahenze "icyerekezo cya" buffet ", hanyuma uhite ugukura kumurongo kugirango inyama zinyama. Kandi ntibishoboka kwanga, kuko ugomba kurya imihangayiko - ni ukubanzi, kwera, kandi, icya kabiri, umunsi uracyari injangwe munsi yumurizo. Hamwe na buri mukino ukurikira hamwe na jam ya brusal, ingwate ziriyongera gusa.Ibicuruzwa binaniwe
Mu dusanduku hamwe n'umwenda uhendutse ku mafaranga 500, umwenda uhenze urashobora kubeshya amafaranga 7.500. Nkingingo, itandukaniro ryigiciro riboneka gusa kuri cheque, kandi mugihe mugihe igice kimaze kwamburwa niyi myenda yubuswa. Kandi ntakintu gishobora gukorwa nacyo, gishobora gufatwa gusa. Niba udarwaniye kubera umwenda kuri cheque, ntuzi ubuzima.
Ubunebwe no gutebya
Umuntu (reka ntitugaragaze urutoki rwawe) ucika mu ishami ryisanduku rijya "kwipimisha sofa". None ibyo utazagura sofa? Iyi ntabwo arimpamvu yo kubigerageza? Noneho harasanzwe hari kimwe cya kabiri muburakari, kuko "biragitunge, nigute nshobora gutegura ubuzima numuntu udahuriye impute yawe kumyenda !?"
Umusozi munini wo guhaha aho kuba ibintu bine
Wigeze uganira no kugura uburiri, akazu, urupapuro na corkscrew. Ibintu bine hamwe nigiciro cyose amafaranga 7000 (tuvuge). Ikuzimu ufite igare ryingenzi byuzuye mugusohoka? Kuki kugenzura bifite metero imwe nigice, kandi mumurongo wo hasi birareba bikabije? Byagenze bite? Ninde nyirabayazana? Ugomba kubiryozwa! Oya!
Ikibazo cya AD muri Cassu
Umurongo muremure mu kashi. N'abantu bose mu igare rinini. Kandi hafi. Kandi byuzuye. Kandi bishyushye. N'inzangano zirakura. Kandi mugihe cyanyuma umuntu (reka ntitugaragaze urutoki rwawe) wibuke ko ukeneye ikindi gipanga igitambaro. AAAAAAAAA !!!Ikuzimu
Noneho ibi byose bigomba kwibizwa mumodoka. Imashini nto nziza nziza, aho iyi myanda idahuye neza. Nibyiza, cyangwa kubibona niba amaherezo atera urutoki kugirango agufashe.
Ikuzimu
Mu buryo butunguranye, biragaragara ko igikapu gifite inkoko zabuze. Kandi akeneye gusubira i Ikea. Cyangwa kudatesha agaciro, ariko rero hariho amahirwe ko uburiri butandukanijwe mugihe gifite inshingano. Urwego rwo kwiheba, urwango kandi rwanga urunuka ahanini cyane cyane, ndetse nigitekerezo urimo gukusanya ikintu cyingenzi mubucuti bwawe - uburiri ntibukiza.
Amabwiriza adasobanutse
Ihame, hariho abantu benshi bahungu bafite ubwonko bwubwubatsi nk'ubwo, aho amabwiriza adakenewe cyane: bareba amakuru arambuye, kandi uburiri bwiteguye hafi imbaraga zibitekerezo. Ariko mubyukuri, nta mabwiriza ari mumabwiriza ya Ikey. Hano hari amashusho na chyptogragratogratograses buri muntu yumva muburyo bwe. Niba kandi, nk'urugero, gerageza gukusanya uburiri hamwe, hanyuma kubutaka bwa secryption ya hieroglyphs hashobora kubaho amakimbirane. Niba kandi tuzi ko hari utubari hamwe nicyuma cyibiti bikikije amashyaka avuguruzanya muri iki gihe, bigomba kwitonda cyane.
Intsinzi! Ibintu byose byakozwe!
Ikarita y'inguzanyo irasubirwamo, uburiri bwakusanyirijwe, corkscrew mu gasanduku, umwenda umanikwa. Ubuzima bwawe ntibuzigera bumera, ariko wabikoze ndetse biranabibuka. Nibura kugeza urugendo rukurikira muri IKEA. Biracyahari gusa kwiga isomo ryingenzi ryiyi makinamico iteye ubwoba: Niba bishoboka, irinde gusangira guhaha - hanyuma ubaho neza.