Muscovites yatutswe.
Umuntu wese wasomye (cyangwa yifuza) yemera ko ntamuntu ukora muri Moscou. Muscovite yaje mu gitondo ku biro kuri Maybach ye no kwica umuswa mu ntebe y'uruhu kugeza nimugoroba, kunywa Espresso no gusenga interineti. Nimugoroba, muscovite, birumvikana, kurya Sushi, agenda muri club ya fitness, yasuye ibirori kandi akoresha Mojito. Kuri ibyo byose, Moskvich yakiriye ingano miliyoni kumunsi, ariko ntiyanyurwa, kuko bisa nkaho arira cyane kandi yinjiza bike.Muscovites - Zhmoty.
Nonoshvich azi ko nubwo miliyoni za miliyoni, Abascovite, kwiga, nubwo hamwe na Chervonz, ababaye na colic ya gastric. Ntayo Moskvich ntazigera aha amafaranga asabiriza, ntabwo azishyura muri resitora yo muri resitora yose kandi ntazahangayikishwa n'inama nziza. Moskvich, kuba ibirenge, nzi neza ko abandi bantu bose bakandara, kuko rero, iyo avuwe mu bugingo, azahora asaba "nzabaza" angahe?
Muscovite - Snoby
Moskvich - Hellish Snob kandi yemera ko nta buzima bwo muri gari ya moshi ya Moscou. Muscovite ntazwi ko kemere na Yekaterinburg - ntabwo arikintu kimwe, kandi ko Vladivostok atari ahantu muri Taiga. Gusa Moskvich arashobora guhamagara petropavlovsk-kamchatsky muri bitatu i Moscou ikavuga "nyuma ya saa sita." Muscovite yizeye ko impyisi izerera mu mihanda i Tambov, mu nda hari umwe mu mujyi wose wa Fladispeya, no muri Vladimir - Vladimir Hagati n'Umuyaga wo mu majyaruguru. Ibindi Muscovite yizeye ko ibintu byose bidasanzwe ari ubusa, bisekeje kandi ntibishobora kugira sushi. Kubwibyo, gushyikirana numushyitsi wumurwa mukuru, Moskvich burigihe yitwara nk'ihene yishyira hejuru.Muscovites
Abascovite ntacyo bazi ku gihugu gusa, ahubwo no mu mujyi wabo. Nta mpera za Muscovite ahantu hose, usibye clubs nziza hamwe nabanyamashyaka. Kubaho inzu ndangamurage za Moscou, muri rusange, ntabwo ukeka, kandi nimubajije kubyerekeye Premieres ya nyuma yikinisha, izatangira kurekura no kwirukana akazi. Abascovites ya muscovite bazwi kuri buri wese na buri wese, cyane cyane kubideliga, kubinyuranye nabyo, ni bafite ubwenge kandi bateye imbere.
Muscovites avuga nka morons
Ikiganiro cya Moscou ni ishozi. Moskvich ibiganiro nkaho afite sushi idasanzwe mu kanwa, kandi uhereye kuriyi atontoma, arambura amajwi, ateye ishozi akaja. Muscovite avuga ati "Naasha muri Maska", ndashaka gufunga mu muhogo Espresso ye hamwe nigikombe.Muscovites igihe cyose yihuta ahantu runaka
Buri muscovite afite byibuze imbuto eshatu mu ndogobe. Bitabaye ibyo, uburyo bwo gusobanura ko umuvuduko wa muscovite ufite inshuro eshatu kurenza umuvuduko wurugendo rwumuntu usanzwe? Cyane cyane kuri metero, iyo usobanukiwe ko byahise bisanga mu mukumbi wiyage kandi ugahatirwa kugirango uhuze hamwe nabantu bose, cyangwa gupfa.
Muscovites iratinze
Nubwo yihuta y'iteka, Moskvich ntabwo yigeze agera ku gihe. Muri icyo gihe, Muscovite ntazahamagara kandi ntazaburira ibitinze, ariko azaba jesuit guceceka no guhatira kutishimira kutiyubaha kugirango bategereze, cyane kandi bakemuke cyane. Amaherezo, Moskvich azagaragara, ntazasaba imbabazi kubwo gutinda, ariko azitwara nkikintu cyose kitabaye, kunywa espresso ye yubucucu no kwinubira ibijambiko.Muscovite irasekwa
Abascovite bahura na Nevoshvich, atangira kumusuzugura, gutuka muburyo bwose bwo kumushinyagurira. Kurugero, nta muscovite azakubwira inzira ndetse agerageza kuyobora uruhu rutakurya kurundi ruhande - kuburyo arazimira arapfa. Niba Moskvich abonye isahani yimpushya zo mumodoka, izagabanya rwose imodoka cyangwa gusimbuza. Munsi yigikoresho kumurimo wa Nevoskvich, bitandukanye na Muscovite, bizashyirwa mubikorwa biteye ubwoba. Inkuru itandukanye n'amafarashi. Abascovite ntibayashyingirwa, kandi niba barubatse - ubuzima bwabo bwose bumara aho ari kubutabi no gushaka kuva muri metropolitan.
Muscovite yizeye ko kuri "Maskva" yabo yose yaguyeho nka wedge
Muscovite yizeye ko kubyerekeye Moscou ya Idiotic, Inzozi z'Intara zose z'intara zose, ndetse nini cyane. Kubwibyo, icyaricyo cyose, ndetse n'inzirakarengane cyane, interuro ya Nevoshvich ituma amatafari atera imbere: "Yego, wowe caisso gusa." Mubyukuri, iyi Moscou Nafig Yahaye umuntu uwo ariwe wese, ariko gerageza usobanure ibi ku murwa mukuru snob? "Kuki udukurikira noneho"? - Arabaza, guswera bucece.Moskvich Muscovich Volk
Icy'ingenzi nuko Abascovite banga ntabwo ari intara gusa, ahubwo nabo. Buriwese ni byinshi. Muri Moscou, nta bucuti cyangwa umubano wumuryango. Ndetse n'abavandimwe ba hafi babaho abantu bose mu mwobo kandi baboneka gusa kubwo kwibuka no kwizihiza, aho kunywa Espresso bakarya sushi. Kandi nta ndirimbo n'imbyino kugeza mu gitondo, oya "imitekerereze", ariko vuga ku bijyanye no kwiyandikisha kwa Moscou na metero kare mu muhanda wa Moscou, ufite imihanda ya Muscovite ku nkoko. Zahabu.
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