Amati pali apongozi anu abwino, anzeru komanso osatchulidwa ndipo ife, zachidziwikire, khulupirirani. Ife ndi ku Santa Claus Tikhulupirira, chifukwa m'moyo payenera kukhala malo ozwitsa. Komabe, monga momwe mchitidwe akuwonetsera, chozizwitsa sichimachitika nthawi zonse.
Nzeru zanzeru
Malamulo a apo amalengeza mwadzidzidzi pamene mudasankha kupumula pang'ono. Pamene imawerengera mphindi yoyenera - sayansi siikudziwika, koma muyenera kugona pamatumba otafunira ndi piritsi m'manja ndi mmaito wina kupita kwina, mchipinda changa mchipinda changa. Cholinga chake ndikukugwirani china chake chochititsa manyazi (zingakhale bwino, ndi wokondedwa wa mulatte, koma "Mojito" adzatsikanso). "O. Sindine pa nthawi? Chabwino, lemekezani, mwana wamkazi. " Onetsetsani kuti patangotsala mphindi kuti abwere "mwana wosauka" yemwe adakwatirana ndi chidakwa. Ndipo anachenjeza.ZOTHANDIZA: Popanda kuyimbira foni, apongozi ake saloledwa. Nthawi zingapo zidzakhumudwitsidwa, kenako nkuyamba.
Kuukira Amayi Schchami
"Mwalephera kulemera. Chani? Simungathe kuphika "? "Amayi awo adzanena mosakayikira kuti pamene" mwana wosauka "adzathamanga kwa iye atakula mobisa kuchokera kwa inu. Atakhala ndi iwe, adzausa ndi kupereka china chake chonchi: "Kushai-mwana kudya mwana wamwamuna. Ngakhale amayi mumaseka, "kuti aliyense azindikiridwe, yemwe ndi mkazi woyenera pano, ndipo amakhala wotchinga. Ndipo musayese kupeputsa ndi bruschetta yanu ndi zina zowonjezera mu maginiki. Msuzi wa amayi ndi mayi ndi amayi ndi amene amatha kubweza munthu wosaukayo kukhala ndi moyo.
ZOTHANDIZA: Dzanja ndi ulemu. Ikani mosamala njira yozizwitsa. Lonjezani kuzindikira mawa. Kuwongolera bwino.
Kuwombera sniper
Ndiwe munthu wamoyo, motero mudzalakwitsa. Pali thukuta lamsoti pamlingo makumi asanu ndi anayi, kapena mwadzidzidzi. Tsopano, Mulungu akukutsutsani pakukula kwa mawu omasukira kumagawana izi ndi apongozi anga. Ma bugs onse amalowetsedwa mu selo la Memory, amasanthuliridwa pamenepo, kenako gawo limaperekedwa pansi pa msuzi "kuwunika kwanu. Ngakhale zaka makumi atatu, ukwati wa ukwati udzakukumbukira ndipo zalephera ndikuyiwalika ndi mwana wa tsitsi. Basi kuti musamapumule.ZOTHANDIZA: Palibe apongozi amuna oti musanene, koma ngati chidzafunsa "yemwe akhetsa" wokhala chete "kuti akhale chete, monga arparsins pofunsidwa mafunso. Ndani ndani? Puskinn.
Kuphulika kwa mapesi
"Chomwe ndimamwanso," "Mwandiponya" ndipo "palibe amene ati adzandibweretsere mayi wokalamba wa Kefirchik." Odziwa? Amayi amafunika chisamaliro! Ngati muli m'gulu lokhalamo, ndiye chimbudzi cham'madzi, chimfine cha nkhumba chidzapita kukayenda, ubongo wa shebog ndi bubonic ndi kachilombo ka bubonic. M'malo mwake, zikupezeka kuti mliri wa buboniko unazirala, koma pali poto ndi mapiri.
ZOTHANDIZA: Pitani, khalani ndi msuzi, mverani miseche. Kupirira. Kuchitira nthabwala. Mapeto, mudzakalamba.
Zochita Zosokoneza
"Musanakhale choncho," adzatero, milomo yake ili pamalo opumira. Mwayi watanthauzo kwambiri ngakhale monoon amazindikira kuti "m'mbuyomu, ndisanakwatirane nawe. Mwana wanu akasalankhula mokwanira, Amayi adzafotokozeranso chisoni chala zake, zomwe zidakhala, Crochkin, moyo. Mwachitsanzo, ngakhale kuti mwana womvetsa chisoni amayenda nsapato za chaka chatha, zina mwa izo zimagula nsapato zachisanu. Ndipo "wina" uyu amadzipangitsa kukhala wopanda nkhawa m'malo mopanga chakudya chamadzulo. Ndipo ambiri, munthu wina yemwe kale anali atakhumudwitsa khosi la Crochkina ndi okwera. Zimapita kuti? Osatengera. Mwachitsanzo, ku Saratotov, mwachitsanzo.ZOTHANDIZA: Pofunafuna kuti mwamuna wanu ndi mwamuna wololera, wokhala ndi psyche yathanzi komanso nthabwala yabwino. Mugule nkhunda kwa iye, apo ayi ndi wakale?
Kusiyanasiyana kumbuyo
Makamaka ayi, apongozi ankhanza, komanso apongozi ake, omwe adayesera kale zida zake zonse ndipo adakumana ndi fiasco, adzatembenukira ku Sabotage kumbuyo kwanu. Mongolankhula, "ndidzakhala ndi zidzukulu" kapena "zilakola zidzabweretsa", apita kunyumba kwanu ndikuyamba kubweretsa dongosolo Lake. Samachotsa firiji kuchokera ku Arugula, kumeretsa "mivi" pa ma jeans "alimi" alimi "ndi chikondi chapadera chomwe chimafalitsa mathalauza anu ndi makongwa anu.
ZOTHANDIZA: Stratcher mu bud. Ndikufuna kukhala ndi zidzukulu ndi thandizo mu famu - zikomo kwambiri, koma pokhapokha mu mapangano. Ndipo palibe nyundo ndi matatu.
Kulowa Kwadzidzidzi
"Ndikukuchezerani kufikira Meyi." Moni, zoopsa usiku! Kalanga, sikuti amangodzipha. Ndili ndi kutali, ndikosavuta - kapena pambuyo pake apo ayi, apolisi oterewa amasonkhanitsa katunduyo ndikupita ku Ruviisi, akukhulupirira kuti mwana wake watsala pang'ono kupita kukagula. Koma apongozi ake, mwadzidzidzi adathetsa kukonza, pokhudzana ndi zomwe adaganiza zosemphana ndi "ana", kapena oyipitsitsa - apongozi ake, amasuntha kwa ana "ana" Mpaka kwamuyaya - wosangalatsa wamagazi wokhala ndi phulusa lotsiriza. Anu, mwa njira, phulusa.
ZOTHANDIZA: Kanani mpaka dontho lotsiriza la magazi. Atalemetsa kusowa kwa nyumba, mimba ikubwera, Nymphomania, lunzesm ndi zilonda pa supu. Ndipo ngati chiwopsezo chilipo - nthawi yomweyo tengani mphamvu m'manja mwake, kuti musalongosole kuti ndi ndani amene ali pakhomo pano ndipo sagwirizana. Chabwino, chabwino, msuzi Lachisanu ndi ngalande "kunyumba" nthawi zina imatha kupulumuka.