Pambuyo polembera za njira yolanga munthu, owerenga athu ali ndi chidwi chofuna kulanga mkazi. Choyamba, tikulimbikitsa kugwiritsa ntchito Google. Ngati muletsa "Fyuluta ya ana" ndikulowetsani funso "Momwe mungalangire mkazi wanga" kapena "Momwe Mungalangizire Madzulo Oseketsa" Aliyense.
Ngati sizinathandize, ndiye kuti, palibe chomwe chingathandize. Choyamba, chifukwa abambo nthawi zambiri samaganiza ngati akazi. Mkazi amatha kukhumudwanso pachinyengo chilichonse ndikumusunga m'mutu mwake kwa nthawi yayitali kuti abwezeretse. Mwamunayo ndi wosavuta kukankha nthawi yomweyo ndikuyiwala. Mkazi amasintha machitidwe aamuna kuyambira mphindi yoyambirira yokhala limodzi, samasankha munthu, amasankha maloto a munthu wabwino ndi kupusitsidwa "kuchokera ku zomwe zinali." Izi zikutanthauza kuti idzagwiritsa ntchito njira zovuta kuperekera mphotho ndi zilango zopangira njira zabwino - maluwa pamenepo, khofi pakama, osadana ndi gawo la kuvala pansi. Mwamuna amayamba kudzichepetsa ndi kusankha kwake komanso machitidwe ake opanda nzeru za mnzake wa moyo wake amachigwiritsa ntchito. Komabe, ngati zinthu zikadzafika kumapeto, pali mfundo yosavuta kulangidwa kwa akazi, moyenerera, kukonzanso kwa akazi. Amadziwika kuti "kuopa zofuna zake."Maluwa tsiku lililonse
Atsikana onse amati ndibwino kupatsa rose tsiku lililonse kuposa maluwa 365 kamodzi pachaka. CHABWINO. Iwalani za kuchotsera kutali ndikupitilira. Mwezi tsiku lililonse, mpatseni duwa laling'ono. Zilibe kanthu kuti amakonda Chamile: Ndife amuna, timakhala ndi malangizo. Patatha sabata limodzi mu mipata yonse mnyumbamo. Masiku khumi pambuyo pake amalemekeza china chake. Pakutha kwa mwezi, mbale zonse zikhala zotanganidwa, kuphatikiza beer mugs (kuwusa), magalasi okwera, makapu a tiyi komanso ngakhale jamuya ndege. Maluwa amayimirira pamalo onse, kuphatikiza makina ochapira ndi kulemba. Wokongola adzalemetsa, ndipo pakati pa kuukira kwa "tizilombo" kudzayamba kukulepheretsani. Apa ndikofunikira kupanga maso osalakwa ndikuti: "Chabwino, mumakonda maluwa?
Chikondi
"Wokondedwa, nditaphonya zachikondi," akutero, ndikutanthauza kuti tsopano mubwereka hotelo yoyamba ya gombe pa Mauritius ndikugula matikiti. Chabwino ndi chiyani? Mumayitanitsa anzanu akale, mumachokera ku chipindacho ndiye kuti mkuntho ndi chizindikiro cha mainjiniya omanga, ndipo mumapita kukayenda ndi mahema. Kodi chingakhale chachikondi ndi chiani? Chinthu chachikulu sikuti kuiwala kutenga vovan ndi gitala la fakitale ya Leningrad perpecial diratiture misampha. "Dzuwa langa, nkhalango". Pakadali pano, tiyenera kuyika dzanja lokongola pa bondo ndikuyang'ana m'maso. Tikutsimikizira: Nthawi yonseyi, yokoma ingaganize kuti alibe chotuta kuti nthawi yotsiriza iye achita mantha kuti lero udzudzu wake m'malo omwe ali otsika kachiwiri, ndipo kuti mawa adzayakenso. Kuwala kwambiri (ndife aukali!), Palibe zoposa 17 kg. Ngati, zitatha izi, iye sadzaleka kuyankhula za chikondi, timalimbikitsa kupita ku ulendowu. Atsikana ofukula zinthu zakale, ali ndi njira, amati ndi zothandiza kwambiri, chifuwa chimamera ndikulimbikitsidwa. Chikondi!Kugonana kwa tsiku ndi tsiku
"Simukundifuna konse! Chifukwa chiyani ndinu nthawi zonse waulesi? Kodi ndi liti pamene tinapanga chikondi, "akukuuzani? Ndipo apa, inu, inu, mukufuna kukhala ofatsa mu mkwiyo wolungama. Chifukwa muli ndi ntchito yatsopano yogwira ntchito, amakhalanso ndi chilichonse chovuta komanso chimapweteka mutu, nyengo yatsopano yatuluka kudziko lina, ndipo ikupezeka kuti inu ndinu olakwa. Imani! Kugonana kumakhala kozizira komanso zabwino, kuyambira tsiku latsiku la mastoporphins mumva bwino kumva, uku ndi maphunziro abwino kwambiri, ndipo kugona - maloto ake? Mu bokosi la bokosi. Mwachidule, kubwezera kwabwino kwambiri pankhaniyi ndi tsiku lililonse. Patatha masiku atatu, iye adzikuza bwenzi kwa inu. Pambuyo pa sabata limodzi kuntchito, adzafunsidwa zomwe zidamuchitikira, ndipo komwe kutsekedwa uku kunachokera. Masiku khumi pambuyo pake amadabwa kwambiri. Patatha milungu iwiri - iyamba kunena kuti zingatheke kuwona TV. Kupitilira munayi tsopano mukutha, ndipo mudzapempha kuti achitire chifundo.
Kanani kompyuta
Kodi mumawononga nthawi yochulukirapo pa malo ochezera a pa Intaneti ndipo mumalipira chidwi kwambiri? Chabwino, mwana! Ayi, zikuonekeratu kuti pali cholakwika cha munthu wina pa intaneti, ndipo palibe amene adasiya mbali zandale mu Facebook. Koma ayi - kotero palibe. Ankhondo a sofa amapita panjira yankhondo. Ikani Facebook kwa sabata ndipo ... ndipo yambani kulankhula naye. Za ntchito yake. Za ntchito yanu. Za zochitika zapadziko lonse lapansi. Za momwe zinaliri zabwino pa scoop. Kapena, m'malo mwake, zoyipa. Kuwongolera ndi zokambirana zake zandale. Lankhulani, pomaliza, za owerenga. Idzathetsa posachedwa: Nthawi ina mukadabwera kunyumba, ndipo mudzadikirira mkazi wakumwetulira, chakudya chamadzulo ndi kuyimirira kutsogolo kwa mbale ya laputopu. Chifukwa a) Simulankhula chilichonse kwa iye, mumalankhula ndi mitu yonse yotentha patatha masiku atatu oyamba, b) akasinja alibe chidwi ndi onse, osachita nawo Sewerani masewera a masewera a "Valani mafashoni," osakambirana mokwiya, amavala bwino kwambiri ndipo sawathetsa mafunso ena osatha osakhala.Mavalidwe abwino
Ili ndi nambala yovuta, koma ndiyofunika. "Chifukwa chiyani ukuvala ngati wopanda nyumba?" M'malo mwake, makamaka, pali chinthu chabwino chomwe mumavala bwino, ndikufuna kunena apa. Koma kudzakhala mkwiyo (kenako chilango), chifukwa chake palibe malotowo. Timapita kwa ena "Megu" (ndipo inde, atakweza mtima, tengani nanu mochenjera ndikumumvera mwaulemu) ndikuvala bwino. Okwera mtengo. Timagula jeans jeans. Timagula jekete otsika mtengo kwa iwo, masauzande makumi atatu. Timagula Masanja a ma ruble 250, mwachizolowezi, ma t-shire akale amapezeka, koma matako abwino matakoto a thorn, ndi mapulani ojambula. Timagula thalauza lofewa, lowoneka bwino lomwe limayenda modabwitsa, kuti tisayendere kunyumba mu zolimbitsa thupi. Timapha magawo awiri a magawo awiri a magawo awiri a magawo awiri a icho. Mwezi wina wonse umadziletsa chilichonse, kudya buckwheat ndi mphotho, musapite ku lesitilanti, musagule nsapato, amayankha mafunso onse akuti: " Ngati sichikufika - mutha kubwereza mwezi wamawa. Ndipo patchuthi chopita kwa amayi anga kupita ku kanyumba - kuyenda m'nkhalango ndi nsomba mpaka zokongola zisasamalire mbatata.
Pokhapokha ngati tikugogomezeredwa: ife, amuna, amtendere kwambiri. Tikufunika kulengeza kusamvana ndikupewa mtsogolo. Tikufuna kukhala chete komanso modekha, ndikusungunula ulemu wanu, kuonera TV, pali borsch, bweretsani ndi kukumbatirana ndi kukumbatirana pang'ono ndi ubongo wotsuka. Ndipo chifukwa cha ichi tili okonzekera kwambiri.