Aliyense, ngakhale msungwana yemwe amamuganizira bwino, ali mu msewu wam'ng'ono'yo ali ndi nkhambaka zomwe amakonda kwambiri, ndi atsikana omwe alowa pamphumi. Kuphatikiza apo, sizotheka kutaya makhali awa. Monga chokwanira - kumangirira uta pa chogwirira ndikuyika zokongola. Mwanjira ina - kuvomereza, chifukwa monga atsikana sanatseke, akamachitabe.
1. Gulani zovala zochepa
Kapena mbali ziwiri. Kapena zitatu, koma zokongola kwambiri. Chifukwa posachedwa, mtsikana m'modzi ayenera kuti, moona mtima. M'malo mwa atsikana odzidalira kwambiri kuchokera ku Defectiment "Nditataya ndi kulimbana" kangapo kuposa zomwe simuyenera 'kukhala oyenera. "
2. Gulani nsapato pa zidendene zosawoneka.
Pali china chake chokhumba komanso pafupifupi chipembedzo mmenemo: mtsikana yemwe amagula 20-sentimeter ma stageters 20-sentimita 20-setimeters ma stages akhungu lolembera poyamba amadzidalira pa zomwe zidzasokoneze. Koma ndi zikhalidwe ziwiri (1 - nsapato zokongola kwambiri; 2 - nsapato zosasangalatsa) zimapeza mwayi ndi kutsimikiza mtima kwa Mkristu, kuyenda mumchenga wotentha wa Rosa ku Roma ku Roma ku Roma ku Roma. Ndipo amwalira ufa wowopsa paphwando yapafupi, inde.
3. Khalani pansi pazakudya
Msungwana aliyense akumvetsa ... Chabwino, chabwino: Msungwana aliyense wokhala ndi ubongo amamvetsetsa kuti zakudya zilizonse zosakhalitsa sizigwira ntchito. Ndiye kuti, kapena mumadya ma Kebabs a nkhumba ndi keke yonse ya atsikana anu, kapena mukudziwa chinsinsi cha Mpunga wa mpunga patsiku, nthawi zina amalolera kuti udzu winawake ndi apulo. Zikuonekeratu kuti kupusitsa thupi lonse ndi sabata limodzi pachaka sichigwira ntchito. Koma alonda achifumuwo sataya mtima - akhoza kubwera, akuyesera kusambira, ndipo mawu oti "kudya" akuwongolera ziwerengero za injini zosaka.
Osati kwenikweni za Prince, ayi. Pali nkhani zambiri zodabwitsa, "amalulu a ku Africa atatsala mabiliyoni awiri ndi masitepe mazana awiri kupita kumpoto kwa Branberg, amalipira ndalama za zonyansa, zonse stobaffoff . " Zovuta zitha kukhala zosavuta, koma tanthauzo lenileni la stobikoff yonse, ndipo chozizwitsa chachuma chidzafika kwa mtsikanayo.
6. Kuganizira ndi Mtima
Mtima ndi minofu. Monga triceps (bwino, pafupifupi). Inde, atsikana m'maganizo samangoganiza ndi ma tches, koma mumtima - mosavuta. Monga lamulo, zisankho zomwe zakhudzidwa ndi mtima zimabweretsa chifukwa kuti misozi igwera m'mutu, koma mtsikanayo amakhalabe wokonda malingaliro. Lolani komanso osasangalala pang'ono.
7. pemphani mutu
Ubongo umapangidwa kuti utole zinthu zowoneka. Kuyesera kutumizirana gawo la Ephemeral kuti, monga chikondi, kamodzi pa nthawi yake zimatsogolera pakuzindikira kuti kuwerengetsa kumachitika molakwika.
8. Bwerezani manyazi
Pambuyo pa zoyipa zilizonse zaku Kabatsky, msungwana aliyense wokuya wa mzimu amamvetsetsa zomwe adasamukira. Osavomerezedwa, koma kumvetsetsa. Ndipo kudzipereka Yekha Mawu ochulukirapo kuposa kale, chifukwa ine ndine wanzeru komanso woletsedwa. Koma mwezi umodzi, ndipo sputor yatsopanoyo imagundika ndi kulira kwa matailosi aku Italy, ndipo mtsikanayo mu nthawi ya chisangalalo amatumizidwa ndi mwamuna wake ", kuti anditsekere kwa ana ake.
Ndipo kenako nkukwera manja mu kusimidwa: "Chabwino, sungakhale chete ?!" Zosatheka Bwanji? Ndizotheka. Inde, dokotala wina wandikakamiza kuti aliyense agona, koma pamene wokondedwa walumbiridwa, kuti ine ndi mkazi wanga takhala tokha, "Ndingakhulupirire bwanji? Palibe. Ndi nyumba - Cynicle wakale komanso wokonda kucheza.
11. Tsekani maso anu pama foni osasangalatsa
Awa ndi a atsikana omwe amakonda kwambiri. Mtsikanayo mwachikondi amaphwanya malo azokhudzidwa ndikuthokoza kuti atenge sayansi yabwino. Tsopano, ndiye kuti msungwanayo ayankhanso ku Damsinse wokayikira. Mtsikanayo ndi malingaliro adzakhala mosangalala komanso mosangalala, pomwe dopamine yotsatira singawalekanitse.
12. Tsanzirani Orgasm
Nthawi zonse, kulowa chibwenzi chatsopano, msungwanayo akufuna kusewera moona mtima. Chifukwa, inunso chowopsa. Wakaleyo anali ndi chidaliro kuti ndimakonda chilichonse, ndipo mtsikanayo adawopa kuvomereza kuti ma moon pa sekondi khumi ndi anayi - pang'ono zabodza. Koma pakugonana koyamba ndi chikondi chatsopano, mtsikanayo amadzipereka, komanso mwachangu. Ndipo kenako iye amasankha kuti sindingathe konse, ndipo kukhumudwitsidwa? Chabwino, "mtsikanayo akusankha zala zanga kumbuyo, kutsamira, ngati nkhumba yovulala, ndipo adzatumizidwa mwakufuna kwa otsekeka.
13. Kuyesera kuwongolera chilichonse chozungulira
Akavalo oledzera, ndiye kuti, mtsikana, kachiwirikanso kuwombera, mtsikanayo asankha kupereka gawo laulamuliro, chabwino, mwachitsanzo, akazi. Ndipo musalamumitse kuphedwa, chifukwa ine ndiri pano, monga mkazi, siili ngati chilocha. Ndipo ngongolezo sizikulira, KOTE sisadyetsedwa, mwanayo ali ndi snot pamaso pa mwana wa chitukuko mnyumba okhawo omwe amagwira ntchito pa intaneti. Zotsatira zake, zodula zodula zimabwezedwa mwanjira inayake.
14. Onani zozungulira
Sindikusamala zomwe akuganiza za ine, "akutero mtsikanayo ndi kusilira pagalasi - ngati mascara sanamveke. Sindine madola zana limodzi ngati aliyense, "amalira ndi kulira papilo pomwe wina sakonda. Ichi ndi chimodzi mwazovuta kwambiri za kampaniyo "yazzttaktara ltd".
15. Lumikizanani ndi foni yake
Mtsikanayo si chitsiru konse. Amadziwa bwino, sadzapeza chilichonse pafoni (chomwe, pazifukwa zina zachilendo, sangachotse zifukwa, koma udzawalimbikitsa), kapena adzakonzekeretsa mtsikanayo kutembenukira. Mwambiri, osati chifukwa chimodzi chomveka chowerenga SMS SMS. Koma foni ili ngati iyi patebulo ndi maneto, mantit.
16. Khulupirira kuti "Ndidzakhala ndi ine mosiyana"
Ha Ha ha, kwezani kukwapula ndi vuto lililonse, HA Ha.
17. Ikani chidziwitso chokhudza inunso mu malo ochezera a pa Intaneti
Palibe nkhani za apolisi owopsa, kapena abwana omwe sananenere mtsikanayo, chifukwa anayamba kupita ku sukuluyi ndipo kumayambiriro komwe adatumiza miyendo yake ku Thailand. Zojambula sizigwiranso ntchito. Kodi tili ndi mabowo pamphumi pa chiyani, pomwe abwenzi onsewo, ngakhale atakhala kuti ali ndi mabodza kapena maniacs, osawona momwe ndikusonyezera kukumbatira mtengo wa kanjedza.
18. pepani ndalama
Njira yolimba yothetsera ndalama imodzi kuchokera pakulipira kulikonse kuti mumenye pa kampeni iliyonse ku sitolo. Chifukwa ndi ntchito iliyonse yosungirako malowo, "mkazi weniweni sadzidziletsa yekha."
19. Kudziwana pa intaneti
Amatchedwa, olembedwa, ndipo pano Facebook ndi utoto ndi mawu amagetsi a uthenga: "Ndiwe wokongola kwambiri." Mtsikanayo anati: "Mtsikanayo akuganiza, koma ndi nthawi yotsiriza."
20. Siyani masisiketi opumira
Masheya ndi ma bati sangathamangitse kwa zaka. Ndipo - ngati kuchokera ku unyolo, awiriawiri patsiku. Ndipo kusowa mu chikwama chosungirako kumakhala koopsa kwambiri, chifukwa mtsikanayo, pano muli ndi mtanda, wolonjezedwa kuti amakonzera dzulo. Kapena kuvala ma jeans. Kapena yang'anani mpando musanakhale. Ma rodiotive aphikidwe kwambiri, mwachidule. Chimbalangondo.
21. Kuyesera kupanga magalimoto omwe ali pafupi
Ngakhale mtsikanayo akamamvetsetsa kuti ndizotheka kulowa nawo bowo ngati msana, amayesabe kupaka. Pambuyo pake mphindi zisanu zisonkhanitse khamu. Ola limodzi limafika ku U-BUA. Ndikulira msungwana, sills, koma owopsa okwera.
22. Kufuula kwa mwana
Nthawi iliyonse, mwangozi adawonongeka, mtsikanayo amaika dzanja lake lamanja pa spack, kumanzere pa hypherate ndipo amalumbira motsimikiza, zomwe sizili konse. Kenako amachokanso, natumanso, ndipo ineyo, "Ndine mayi wowopsa kwambiri padziko lapansi" akupitiliza zaka zisanu ndi zitatu.
23. Kuyesera kukopa wakale
Mtsikanayo amadzitsimikizira kuti akadali. Komanso, kale. Ndidakali kalekale, za Mesozoic. Ndipo mu ometa tsitsi pamaso pa msonkhano womwe cholingalire, amangoyenda. Mwadzidzidzi, Akatswiri a atsikana akale, amapeza zambiri zomwe zimawapeza tsitsi.
24. SAMARAR DAME LATSOPANO
Mu lingaliro, mtsikanayo amadziwa kuti malo owotcha amafunika kukhazikika. Osati masekondi 10 pansi pamadzi ozizira, ndipo mphindi 10, osachepera. Kenako nkulira. Koma palibe m'modzi mwa atsikana omwe adawerengedwa mpaka mphindi yopitilira musanatseke minofu yosakhazikika ndi mafuta a herma kapena panthenol khushoni.
25. Bola
Chilichonse, "mtsikanayo amadziuza yekha, Maubale ayenera kukhala aufulu. Ndine mbalame yonyada. Palibe mphete. Palibe bola Palibe ukapolo. Kuyandama, dziwa. Ndipo iye ndi: "Kodi undikwatira?". Ndipo mtsikanayo ndi uyu: "Inde-Aro". Imayika mphete ya paw ndikupita ku Boosch. Osangalala kwambiri.
