Kusinthanitsa mitengo ndi mitengo yamtengo m'masitolo kumapitilirabe mantha ndi kusachita. Palibe ndalama. M'makampani osiyanasiyana adayamba kuchepa. Tsopano tidzayendayenda pazenera ndi zithunzi kuchokera m'magazini yapadziko lonse lapansi. Koma china chilichonse chidzakhala chochuluka, chabwino!
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Nyama imawuka pamtengo, zipatso zam'madzi ndi masamba obiriwira sizingakwanitse (pambuyo pake, musaiwale za zilonda zam'mimba), mpunga, kabichi, kabichi wowawasa, onse Malinga ndi lingaliro labwino kwambiri la masiku athu - pali zomwe zimakula mu radius wa makilomita zana kuchokera komwe mukukhala. Zotsatira zake (ngati simukuchita nawo mkate ndi mbatata) chiwerengerochi chidzakhala chabwino kwambiri. Tidzadya nyama patchuthi, komwenso, kwakukulu, kuli ndi thanzi labwino kuposa kupaka nkhumba tsiku lililonse.Zosowa zakunyumba
Kodi mwazindikira kuti atsikana mwadzidzidzi anayamba kuphunzira kuzimiririka? Kwa zaka makumi awiri, izi palibe amene adadya mmodzi yekhayo, otsekemera amtundu wa poizoni adasekedwa chifukwa cha umphawi komanso zoyipa, kenako nkulondola! Ovala china chonga china chake. Musataye makina osoka a prababeke, kudzakhala kothandiza inunso. Amuna amatha kupanga mipando yakunyumba, kumbukirani momwe angasungire mapulani ndi mulingo m'manja.Kutsika kwa zojambula zachuma
Makolo athu anati: "Ng'ombe ndi nkhuku - limanyoza." Izi zikutanthauza kuti ngati muli ndi zinthu zabwino - mutha kuphika aliyense. Tsopano zonse zikhala zolakwika. Masamba oyambilira 800 komanso owoneka bwino atenga malo olemekezeka patebulo lanu. Tiyenera kuphunzira madigiri asanu a Hungary a Luka. Phunzirani kukonzekera pasitala yokhala ndi kaloti ndi ray ya imle pasitala. M'nthawi yabwino kwambiri, pezani momwe kaperekedwe amalerera.Akazi adzaleka mantha
Ichi ndiye chokhumudwitsa kwambiri - "tiyeni tipite nane ku malo ogulitsira, mudzandithandiza kusankha kavalidwe" - kwamuyaya asiya miyoyo yathu. Chifukwa choti kugula kavalidwe kakhala chochitika cha sikelo pafupifupi, monga zaka zonenepa - kugula galimoto. Ngati si nyumba. Chinthu china ndikuti ndizofanana ndi anecdote "Ayi, bambo, simudzakhala ochepa." Ndiye kuti, m'mbuyomu idzaletsa kulembetsa kwake ku njira ya mpira, zomwe zingasiye kugula ziphuphu. Kuphatikiza apo, pali mwayi wosasangalatsa womwe atsikanawo ayamba kupita ku zovala za zovala, monga munyumba zakale ndipo pali kulira pamazenera.Ma tubes oletsa
Ngati mtengo wa mafuta amabwerera pamlingo wake wachilengedwe - za dola iliyonse pa lita imodzi, ndipo boma ligwiritsira ntchito tempu ya msonkho ndipo adzayambitsanso phokoso latsopano, kuti akwere mgalimoto tsiku lililonse likhala lokwera mtengo. Kuphatikiza apo, ntchito yamagalimoto idzakweranso kwambiri: magawo onse omwe amalowetsa kapena zigawo zoloweza kunja. Chifukwa chake, magalimoto adzaimirira pakhomo, dzimbiri ndikukhala wotsika mtengo. Ndipo anthu amwayi omwe ali m'thumba lagalimoto yawoyali (ma coulsid ogwiritsa ntchito manja, choyamba mwa onse, ndi eni ake osangalala a zhigow) akwera m'misewu yopanda magazi, monga mu 1986.Tinalemeretsa zauzimu
Sipadzakhala ndalama yosangalatsa (ndipo sipadzakhala nthawi yayitali, kuyambira pomwe tidzakhala ndi ma skinds), ndiye m'malo mongopita kumakanema ndi kumwa kwaulere, tili mu maola ochepa aulere ife iwononga laibulale ya makolo. Onjezani zauzimu ndi kuwononga luntha. Apanso, laibulale ya kholo ndi malo ambiri osungira. Mabuku amatha kuponderezedwa bwino "Burzhuyk".Bweretsani anzanu - otsika
Anzanu ndi abwenzi omwe adaganiza zokhala ndi moyo wawo, adadutsa nyumba ya agogo ndikupita ku Goa ndi Thailand, kubwerera ku Moscow. Chifukwa nyumbayo imabwereka mu rubles, ndipo mu goa kulipira mu Rupees, zomwe zayimirira kale ngati ma ruble. Ndi Bati Bati - zitunda ziwiri zilizonse. Chifukwa chake posachedwa adzagula matikiti pa ndalama zomaliza, adzabwera ku mzinda wawo wapansi ndipo mutha kumwa molakwika movodka kabichi. Axamwali - ndi mabuku ofunika kwambiri!Tikhala pafupi ndi chilengedwe
Kodi muli ndi kanyumba? Apa mudzapita uko ndi kupita kumeneko, tengani fosholo ndi usiku m'mundamo. Mbatata za Spure, anyezi, kaloti ndi ma turnips. Onani mabuku kale tsopano, kuti musawononge nthawi. Ntchito yaulimi, mwa njira, imathandizira kulimbitsa lamba la phewa ndi minofu ya matope: buluyo adzakhala ngati nati, m'mimba mwake, makondo ndi majeremusi kuti mukhale mafashoni).Kukonzanso zazing'ono
Kupatula apo, sitinatsuka chilichonse, ngati china chake chasweka, chinthucho chinali kuponya kunja ndikugula watsopano. Tsopano anyamatawa aphunzira kugulitsira wogulitsa, adzapopera madera amagetsi ndi ma transtors pa intaneti. Ayamba kudzipangira okha nyama m'bafa, adzaona kuti metket "yodulidwa," luso, lidzadzipangitsa kukonza galimoto ... Izi, zimatenga nthawi yayitali , koma imakhutiritsa kwambiri yamakhalidwe, koposa ngakhale kupambana pamasewera apakompyuta.Tidzayamikira zomwe tili nazo
Izi mwina ndi chinthu chofunikira kwambiri. M'mbuyomu, zidatheka bwanji? Ivanova ali ndi VCR, zonse zimapita ku Ivanov. Petrova ali ndi kachasu wachilendo. Whisky! Ili ndi nkhani yonse, timapita kukatama. Pavlova ali ndi galimoto, pavlov ndi munthu wofunika. Katsman ali ndi kompyuta, mutha kuwona momwe amasewera ku Pacman. Ndi SidoroV imayenda mu Jens. Ndipo zinafika kuti aliyense ali ndi chilichonse, ndipo zinthu sizimapereka chisangalalo chomwe kale chinali chitafuna. Ndipo tsopano zidzakhala! Ndipo tilandire pang'ono, koma tidzayambanso kuyamikila ndipo ngakhale muzinyadira nazo. Kodi sizotheka chiyani?