Amakhulupirira kuti azimayi onse amalota za kalonga wokongola, wolemekezeka pa kavalo woyera, koma nthawi yomweyo moyo umawonetsa kuti nthawi zambiri mbalame yamdima imagonja pomenya nkhondo ya azimayi.
Ndipo osati batman mu chipewa ndi makutu, ndi m'modzi wa oyimilirawo a midada yoyipa (yabodza, yokopa, yovuta), yomwe ndi yachizolowezi ndi scams. Chifukwa chiyani? "Ndi akalonga achisoni, owona mtima, omwe amadyetsa maluwa ndikuyika mwana wamkazi wachinyengo ndi maswiti omwe achifumu owoneka bwino adanyalanyazidwa. Ndipo bwerani kungomaliza komveka: chifukwa Clacessis ndi opusa. Sitingalimbane. Pali atsikana omwe ali ndi gulugufe osati kokha m'mimba zokha, komanso pamutu. Koma, kuwonjezera pa zopanda pake, pamakhala zifukwa zosachepera zisanu chifukwa chake amayi amakondera assholes.Chibadwa chachikulu
Dziko limasintha mwachangu, ndipo anthu amachedwa. Zikafika kuti tisakhale ndi nthawi yocheza. Tinapanga Airplanes, penicillin ndi madzi otentha. Timayesetsa kupanga malamulo abwino. Koma malingaliro athu ndi luso la wa pa Caveman. Amuna ankhanza, abambo amphamvu amakopa azimayi pazifukwa zomwezo ngati chokoleti cha chokoleti: izi ndi za kuchitizi.
Mkazi wathu wakale kuchokera ku phanga lakuda la kuzindikira pamaso pa winit amayamba kufuula - kudya! Idyani! Idyani! Idyani! Shuga ndi mafuta - chofunikira, komanso chofunikira kwambiri - zosowa. Ndikofunikira kuphulika mtsogolo, pomwe amapereka. Mwamuna wankhanza, wolimba, wolimba, malinga ndi dongosolo lomwe silinayende bwino, linali lonjezano lomwe limalonjeza kwambiri kuchokera ku lingaliro la majini, tsoka.
Tchuthi chomwe chimakhala nanu nthawi zonse
Msungwana wabwino wochokera ku banja labwino, lomwe moyo wake uli ngati kutsatsa ufa wotsuka, yemwe amafunikira tsogolo la 100 (Akuluakulu, Ana, Nyimbo Zotsimikizira Moyo maliro abwino), mwadzidzidzi amakumana ndi scum. Ndipo ndi zimenezo. Biker wamtchire kapena Playboy wopanda yacht, mlenje wobwezera, James Bond ndi Forrest Suple mu botolo limodzi - .
Chilichonse chitha kukhala ndi Iye - kupitirira liwiro, kunyansidwa ndi kuyimba mu mawu athunthu, kuthamanga opanda nsapato osati pansi pa dzuwa pokhapokha pokhapokha padzuwa. Uku si tchuthi chabe, ndi ufulu kuti tonse tisakhale ndi zokwanira.
Koma chip ndichakuti malamulowo amapezeka kwa omwe ali ochepa kuti atsatire. Munthu wabwino sadzapitilira liwiro - iyi ndi nkhumba, nkhuku zimayenda madzi onyowa, nkhuku zozizira, ndipo ngati mupita ku carousel kasanu - padzakhala chisangalalo, koma ngati twente-faifi - nkhani isanu - zisanu - mlandu Adzatha ndi migraine, kusanza, kapena, kusonkhana wosasangalatsa wath ndi phula. Ndipo, mwa njira, anyamata abwino amakonda kuthana, Mulungu sanali pachabe wopangidwa sabata.
Kukongola kwa zoyipa
Kalanga ine, moto umawotcha wowala bwino, ndipo ngakhale zingwe za Cinema nthawi zambiri zimawoneka wokongola kuposa ngwazi zosauka zowoneka bwino, kuyambira m'mawa mpaka madzulo. Wilus amasiyanitsidwa ndi khamulo, ndipadera, osati choncho. Popanda ulemu, wopanda chikumbumtima, wopanda mabuleki - amene adzapinki mwana wamkazi wa pachikondwerero cha kukondweretsedwa, komanso moyo wathu wokongola, palibe kutentha kokwanira! Ndi Bastard, chilichonse chimakhala chosangalatsa - mtima wakhala chete, umazizira.
Ndizabwino kwambiri kuti ngakhale zowopsa - ngati kuti muli pachiwopsezo chachikulu, koma mukudziwa kuti adzasunga mwanjira iliyonse. Sadzasunga, ayi. Kukamba - Iye ndiye akankho. Antere ndi mnzake, amasewera bajeti yonse ya poker, amachiyika, kukhumudwitsani ndikusiya. Osayimilira pachabe m'khamu - ndikofunikira kukumbukira zipewa zowala za bowa waizoni, ndi mapangidwe azokongola a njoka zapoizoni.
Komwe maloto amatsogolera
Nthawi zambiri - molunjika m'masamba a Socioopaths ndi zachinyengo. Ichi ndi mtundu wina wa mabungwe, musanakhale ovuta kuposa kutsogolo kwa chokoleti ponchik. Chilichonse ndi chophweka: kupusitsa ndi kugwiritsa ntchito ena kumafunikira maluso ena - okha, kuthekera kwa katswiri wina wabodza, ndipo, kukongola kwakunja, komwe kumakupatsani mwayi wochita mtsogoleriyo. Adzanena ndendende zomwe mukufuna kumva, ndipo zikhala zomwe mumalakalaka nthawi zonse.
Munthu wachikondi, koma wowona mtima, ndiye akufuna kuchita maloto a mkazi wokondedwa, koma ali ndi zake. Zomwe zimakwiyitsa - kudzikonda sikungokhala mwa amuna. Ndikufuna chilichonse nthawi yomweyo - ndi pony pa mbale yagolide, ndi kuti ndimamvetsetsa popanda mawu, ndikulonjeza kuti ndikonda kwamuyaya.
Chabwino, ndi malonjezo a masheya chilichonse chili mu dongosolo. Amatha kusunga mnyumbayo pachakudya kuchokera ku ma nthano otsekemera komanso kaduka wotsika-dolorie - mawa, zonse zikhala mawa, ndi m'mimba, ndi chisangalalo chamuyaya.
Zinsinsi za zoyipa
Palibe chifukwa mkazi amene amamuyesa kwambiri kuposa kupulumutsa moyo wotayika. Mu masewera osangalatsawa, amawonekera ngati azimayi abwino kwambiri - kukhulupirika, kukhulupirika, komanso mbali zakuda - monga kufunitsitsa kukudulira dziko lonse komanso zomveka, zomwe, aliyense angatero Chikondi nthawi yomweyo, chidzasilira misozi ndipo impsompsona mchenga.
Ndi mzimu wotayika ungakhale wina - wasayansi wa eng eccentric, wosenda mizu, ngakhale mizu yake, koma osakhoza kumangiriza chisanu, ah, chinthu choyipa. Wopha seriya - womwe ndi woyenera kumvetsetsa, chikondi, chochapa chake, ndipo nthawi yomweyo adzakhala pakhomo komanso achikondi. Consuic Fonelrel - za moyo wonse wotere mutha kukulitsa kudzidalira (ngakhale screcel, kapena kudzidalira sizingasinthe, koma sayenera kuphonya). Wotayika wamuyaya, yemwe ali ndi mavuto ambiri omwe mutha kuiwala momasuka za inu. Mphaka wopanda nyumba (mwa njira, njira yabwino kwambiri imachokera kwa onse).
Munthu wabwino mu chiwembuchi sayenera kukhala woyenera. Ndani samayimba, osapepesa. Amene yekha amadziwa kukhazikika ku Shirina - kuti iyokha ndi mabatani. Ndiye chochita ndi chiyani?
Osazitengera. Lolani kuti mtsogoleri woyera abwerere zolemba zawo, ndipo kwa munthu wabwino nthawi zonse pamakhala msungwana wabwino yemwe adzasamalire ndi kutenga. Ndi mphaka - Mphaka imatha kuyikidwa pamodzi nthawi zonse.