Asayansi amatsutsana kuti kupanga makina sikutheka pazifukwa zaukadaulo. Koma zonena za kusakhulupirika kwa nobel zikusangalatsa palibe chifukwa chotilepheretsa kulota ndipo tikukhulupirira zoopsa (timakhulupirira?).
Chabwino, chifukwa malotowo - ndiakuluakulu (ndipo ifenso tikukhulupirira, tiyimbire "ambulansi"), ambiri a ife tili ndi chithunzi chosakhalitsa pambuyo pa sayansi yasayansi ndipo Kupambana Kwaluso.
Kapetolo
Capricorn ipita ku nthawi, komwe mungawonekere ndi ambuye osakanikirana ndi pizza (ngati simunawerenge "masewera a mpando", ndi chiwerengerochi ndi MPHAMVA YOSAVUTA DR. Aiogolit). Capricorn ikhale yonyamula chidziwitso chachinsinsi, yomwe idzapulumuka chilichonse chachifumu, chifukwa aliyense amawopa ndi kulemekeza mphamvu ndi mantha. Grozny yonse ndi ochiritsa. Ndipo zonse chifukwa kamparo wa pludenti adzagwira piritsi ndi chikwama cha maantibayotiki cholumikizidwa ndi intaneti yopanda nthawi.
Aquarius
Aquarius adzapita mtsogolo. Komanso, osati m'tsogolo mwa mtsogolo mwa mabowo a Ozoni mu chikalata chakumwamba, ndipo mu chitombo, pomaliza, maloboti amalandidwa, osati munthu. Mfundoyi sichoncho kuti Aquarius sakonda kugwira ntchito, koma kuti kusafunikira kwa ntchito ya anthu kumapereka malo a ku Aquarian podziwa za umunthu. Kuti mutha kulankhula mwachindunji ndi chikumbumtima chanu komanso ndi anthu ena kudzera mu telepathy. Ndipo kotero, zikutanthauza kuti zoyeretsa zotsukira zotsukira, yophika ya loboti ikukonzekeretsa, awiri "amaika" awiri "mawonekedwe a irnoklassniki, ndipo mkati mwa urdents invenforment yokhala a Aquarius ndipo idalimbikitsa yachinayi. .
Nsomba
Nsomba zimathamanga pakati pa zaka mazana ambiri kufunafuna malo abwino amoyo. Zachidziwikire, sizipeza. Chifukwa, mosasamala kanthu za kupita patsogolo kwaukadaulo, anthu ndi zolengedwa zawo, zopusa komanso zosayenera. Iwo omwe adadutsa zakale komanso tsogolo la chikwi ndipo kamodzi nsomba zisankhe kuti sizingakondwere ndi makina a nthawi, angakonde makina amlengalenga. Kugona m'dziko lina lopeka, pomwe munthu waluso amakhala panthambi, ma elves amanga mzinda wamunda, ndipo zabwino zimawina zoyipa.
Angisi
Kumadzulo, kumadzulo chakumadzulo. Kumadzulo chakumadzulo. Ufumu wamoto, mchenga, kachasu ndi mwayi wopanda malire, pomwe chilichonse chimathetsa ma celts, ndipo mathalauza achikopa ndi akulimbitsa chidwi buluyu amalimbitsa bulu. Arsies amachepetsa gulu la zigawenga, Texas onse adzachita mantha, adzanyamula ulemerero wa Rood wakale wa Robeni, ndipo nthano zokopa mtima zidzapita ku chizolowezi chake chodabwitsachi. Aries, adzasamutsidwa kanema amene adayiwalira yekha ndipo adzalavulira pazomwe zimayambitsa blockbustern, chifukwa ndi zitsiru ndipo zimagwirizana.
Likonyani
Taurus apita ku ma fjorrs amphamvu kuti asapeze ma Vikings ocheperako. Sizitanthauza kuti Taurus analota moyo wake wonse kuti avale chisoti chaching'ono makumi awiri ndi nyanga. Izi zikutanthauza kuti Taurus ndi anzeru kwambiri. Dziko lathuli, "Taurus limatsutsa zomveka," ragnayak yathunthu idzabwerabe, ndipo malo okhalamo (pepani za oxymoron) ku Valgall - wokongola kwambiri. Kuchokera pakuwona kwa Taurus, mikhalidwe ku Valhal ndi maloto abwino kwenikweni - kumeneko tsiku lililonse muyenera kupha munthu, ndi wina ndi chokoma kwambiri kuti adye.
Mapasa
Tsani aliyense weniweni watha kuyambira ndili mwana: a) kukhala wa mu chombo; b) khalani moyo kwamuyaya. Chifukwa chake, mapasa ali ndi chidwi ndi tsogolo pomwe basi yolimbana ndi hyperwingen idzakhazikitsidwa pa Aldebaran, ndipo ukalamba wa thupi udzachotsedwa mu gene. Tsani lidzakankhira zakuthambo za chilengedwe cha imvi yake yokhulupirika m'maapulo a spacecraft, kukhazikika "kutseguka" kutseguka, ndikofunikira, ndikofunikira!) Umunthu .
Khansa
Khansa imakonda chinsinsi, mtendere, banja lake komanso mwayi wopanda malire. Chifukwa chake, nthawi yosamukira mkangano wa khansa imatenga nthawi yomaliza. Chachikulu ndichakuti khansa imalandira chuma chosagawidwa ndi malo abwino okhala ndi malo abwino, dziwe, malo osewerera, zojambula ndi mahatchi ndi mahatchi. Ndipo kuti minda yonse iyi kuyambira pafupi ndi Marquis karabas kwa iye. Ndipo zikafika - zaka mazana asanu zapitazo kapena zaka chikwi patsogolo - chakhumi.
Mkango
Mkango uli ndi vuto. Mbali inayi, ndizachidziwikire kuti ayenera kupita kale ndi zakale komanso kuti akhale pampando wachifumu wopambana wa Europe wakale. Komabe, mikango nthawi zambiri imakhala yophunzitsidwa bwino ndipo amadziwa kuti pafupifupi mafumu onse a ku Europe ndi osokoneza bongo kwambiri. Chifukwa chake, asanakhale mgalimoto ya nthawi, mkango umadutsa mabuku onse pamutu - kuchokera ku mbiri yakale pandercticn akudziwa momwe arfetocrative ndi mphutsi chaka chaluso. Adzabwera kudzakumbutsa zonse mwa njira yake. Zotsatira zake, tikugona ndi "gulugufe" chonchi, chomwe tidzakumana ndi chaka chotsatira cha 2016 chikubwera padziko lapansi.
Mo
Virgo sapita kulikonse. Chifukwa chakuti ndi zopanda pake, muyenera kukhala ndi moyo lero, makinawo ndiowopsa, adapambana kale, onani, onse atawonongeka. Ndipo Virgo adabadwa kuti, ndipo adabwera kudzanja lamanja, "akutero Virgy kuti asachokere, ndipo amawafuniratu kuti achoke kumphesa ndi nsapato. Ndipo, pamene aliyense masamba, Wina ali pa sofa wabwino, amatseka maso ake ndi maloto momwe amamwa tiyi wazitsamba ndi turgenev, patali, ndinali kuwona mphesa zamtchire. Ngakhale zonsezi, zachidziwikire, zamkhutu!
Bwalo
Kuphatikizidwa kwa miyeso kumatha kutchedwa kugwedezeka kwa achikunja. Masikelo amakhala achidwi kwambiri, ndipo ndi chidwi ndi zakale. Koma nkhani yapitayi sinafotokozeredwe mu buku lililonse, koma chodabwitsa komanso chodabwitsa kwambiri. Masikelo nthawi yomweyo adziwe momwe Atlantis anamira, komwe oganiza adatha ndipo amapezeka ndi anthu achilendo omwe amakopeka ndi makoma a akale - izi zidatayika pa Thambo? Ndipo ngakhale masikelo sadzadzaza malo oyera onse a mbiri yadziko lonse, kudikirira kuti adye popanda chakudya chamadzulo.
A scorpio
Scorpio ifunanso kukwera m'mbuyomu, koma kuti saona kuti mphamvu, lembani zojambula zapachaka zasayansi "pluto" pachaka mu 2215. Scorpio imangopita pokhapokha posankha chosinthika kuti zisinthe zonse. Pulumutsani Khristu, kupha Hitler, kokerani Yordan Bruno kuchokera kumoto ndi Jeanne D'nkhusi. Komanso, osangotulutsa, koma kupereka mithoyi yokhala ndi magaleta amoto ndi moto wa laser. Chabwino, kuti ndi zothandiza, komanso bwino.
