Wolemba nkhani yathu, Ella Darzay, ali ndi mphatso yapadera. Amadziwa kulemba za zinthu wamba ndi zochitika zawo (za omwe amawalimbikitsa anthu omwe ali ndi zojambulajambula, ma burks, za ngongole ndi okonda kukambirana kwamkuntho. Tiyeni tiwone ngati nthawi ino ipambana. Timapanga ziphuphu.
Pazifukwa zina, nthawi zambiri amapunthwa pa intaneti pa nkhani zomwe zili ndi mayina ochititsa chidwi ngati "woweta mnzanu. Zoyenera kuchita?" Ndiyeno konse: "Wosewera wagalu ako: Kodi Mungatani naye ?!" Nthawi iliyonse ndikadzifunsa, koma werengani zomwe akufunsidwa mosamala. Ndipo ndikumvetsa kuti sindikumvetsa chilichonse.
Malinga ndi mawu awa, masamba onse amapenga, komwe ndikofunikira kuchita monga ana ang'onoang'ono. Zoyipa - monga zopenga. Kugwedezeka ndipo nthawi yomweyo yovulala kwambiri:
- O, yesani kuti musakhumudwitse bwenzi lanu! Kupatula apo, angavulazidwe ku ubale wanu!
- Nthawi zonse khalani ndi mbale zamasamba nthawi zonse! (Ndi thumba - shuga).
- Pitani kumalo odyera apadera, idyani karoti Casserole, ubwenzi ndikofunikira kwambiri, ndipo mbusa yomwe mutha kudya komanso nthawi ina!
- Ngati mnzanuyo akunena kuti nkhono, komanso inu, chifukwa cha chikondi chanu, gehena ikuyembekezera kuti gehena, yesani kusagwirizana ndi malingaliro ake, ndiye kuti osakangana! Kupatula apo, ubwenzi ndi wokwera mtengo kwambiri.
"Yesetsani kuti musawonetse maso a mnzanu mu malaya a ubweya, imatha kukhumudwitsa kapena kubalalitsa." Onani zovala zanu za zovala zopangidwa popanda kugwiritsa ntchito khungu kapena zikopa za nyama.
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Koma malingaliro omwe ali nawo ndi odabwitsa, komanso kuti malangizo awa amapatsa zinthu zosangalatsa kwa olima. Omwe alibe cholinga cholankhulira anthu osauka kapena kuwalenga chithunzi cha anthu omwe amakonda anzawo. M'malo mwake! Amawathandizira choncho! Amayesa kuthetsa moyo, kutembenuza kukhala opusa angwiro, wogwira mtima komanso wolumikizidwa pamitu inayake. Kenako tikulankhula za zokonda za Culinal.
Chifukwa chake, ine, mwachitsanzo, sindimakonda vwende. Ndi nsomba zam'minde. Ndi Cilanthole. Ndipo ndikudziwa kuti ife, osakonda chizolowezi, osati mmodzi kapena awiri, komanso kwambiri. Ingoganizirani kuti mukuwerenga Mafotokozedwe olondola ndi ife. Ndikuyamba kuchita bwino. Tibiseni kwa ife Cilantro. Pamaso pa malo odyera a ku Georgiania, atembenukire ku Alley wapafupi, kenako mwadzidzidzi kinza adzalumphira kunja ndikuukira? Ndipo tikamakonzekera (kamodzi pazaka zingapo, kuphika wamba kumatha kuyika udzu wathu) pamutuwu "kukoma kwa kilant ndikofanana ndi mtambo wokha" modekha Titsimikizireni ndikuyesa kumasulira zokambirana ndi mutu wina. ? Kodi mumakonda?
Sindikudziwa, mwina wina wochokera ku masamba (kapena ngakhale zochulukirapo za vegan, kupepesa pang'ono kumeneku, ngakhale kuyeneranso kutsutsa kuti aliyense) wotere. Gawo lankhanza kwambiri lomwe silimadya nyama yoganizira komanso kuyesera kukukokerani kumbali yanu. Koma mumawoneka - pambuyo pa ochepa! Inde, ali ndi mantha, koma chifukwa cha kufunitsitsa kwawo kubera anthu ndi khonde.
Zolemba zambirimbiri siziyenera kupanga malingaliro kuchokera ku zakudya zawo. Samakonda nyama, mwachitsanzo. Kapena sizingatheke pazifukwa zamankhwala. Ndipo sitizindikira kuti anzathu ena ena ndi odziwana ndi masamba. Chifukwa amayang'ana kuti munthu amangodya pokhapokha ngati alengeza. Iyo yokha imayang'anira kuti sizophweka kuyitanitsa saladi ndi shrimp, koma chifukwa cha chidaliro chakuti nkhuku siabwino. Kupanda kutero, simungaganizire. Shrimp. Zokoma!
Anthu awa, ambiri odekha komanso abwino, amatha kudzisamalira. Musatchule pambuyo poyitanitsa tsiku lobadwa kapena ukwati wofunikira kuti mupange menyu yapadera, mtundu wotere. Amatha kupeza mbale yodyera iliyonse. Ngakhale mbatata ya Fry mwa aliyense ali, makamaka! Mukamacheza ndi anthu omwe sadziwa kuphika popanda batala ndi mayonesi, amatha kunyamula saladi ndi mapaketi a iwo okha.
Kenako enawo sayenera kuganiza, momwe angakhalire ndi masamba. Chifukwa ichi ndi tsankho komanso lopusa. Kuchokera pagulu la "Momwe Muyenera Kuchita ndi Mkazi" kapena "Momwe Muzichita Zochita ndi Skier." Kupatula apo, zamasamba si matenda, koma ndi nkhani chabe yolawa.
Ndipo yankho la funsoli likhoza kukhala imodzi: muzichita nawo mwachizolowezi. Osavala nawo, monganso chubu cholembedwa. Koma musadzuke kwambiri ndipo musanene kuti anene kuti anganene kuti kusankha kotereku, kuphunzira kuti mnzanu samadya nyama. Zizolowezi zoletsa, ngakhale zitakhala ndi zifukwa zomwe zimayambitsidwa - izi ndi nkhani yaumwini, osati pagulu.