Anthu onse agawidwa m'magulu awiri. Ena amatha kutsekedwa m'chipinda chopanda kanthu kwa sabata limodzi, ndipo azikhala nthawi yambiri poyang'ana zala zawo ndikumaganizira zamuyaya. Enanso mpaka ku Las Vegas mphindi zochepa zimayamba kulira ndikudandaula kuti zinthu zikuchitika apa. Ngati woimira wachiwiri wachiwiri adapezeka pafupi ndi inu, pano ndi malingaliro 10 osangalatsidwa, zomwe sizingasangalatse yekha.
Pangani zogonana
Pakudalirana kwa kugonana kwa tsiku ndi tsiku pang'ono pang'onopang'ono, ubweya wa ubweya wodalirika komanso Dildo anakumba. Ay-Ah, manyazi ndi manyazi! Ana - kwa agogo, Mphaka ali m'chipinda chosungirako, kuti asagonjetse mawonekedwe awo osavomerezeka, telefoni - zimitsani, makatani - kukanikiza. Osamatuluka pakama mpaka zongopeka zimatha.Perekani mwana
Ngati lingaliro ndi ma arathon omwe akugonana kale adagwira kale ntchito tchuthi chatsopano cha chaka chatsopano, ndizotheka kuti tsopano muli ndi chisoti chachikondi chanu. Korona, ngakhale ndi yaying'ono, kukula kwa kumakoka bulangeti kwa iye ndikuwonetsa kuti "kusungulumwa", kwa mabatani. Komanso, zidzachitika ndi wina 15 osachepera 15 zaka. Zabwino kwambiri, vuto la nthawi yaulere limathetsedwa. Ngati korona akupezeka panobe, onani chinthu choyamba.
Konzani kusamba
Kutenga nawo mbali pacholinga chanu ndi kochepa: Tsegulani pakamwa panu ndikuti "osatulutsa ife osambira.". Chilichonse, dzuwa ndi nyenyezi zanu zimachitika masewera abata mpaka madzulo. Finyani nkhuni, akangaude amabalalitsa, amatulutsa chitofu, ndikuyika tsache. Pakadali pano, mutha kudula mawonekedwe a organic ndi achilengedwe a mchere wamchere ndi mafuta ofooka ndi kutentha ma hebw am'madzi.
Tumizani ndi anzanu ku bafa (pasipoti idzasankhidwe)
Palibe chifukwa chochitira chilichonse. Timapanga sentensi komanso tsiku lonse (ndipo mwina lotsatira) mutha kuvina molimbika mu akabudula ena (kapena popanda) ndikudya ma cutlets ndi poto.Tsegulani nyumba yakunyumba
Yemwe tikumupusitsa, Loweruka lalitali ili mudzakwera ma kocherge. Chifukwa chake ndibwino kuchita izi ndi nthano komanso kuwala - kuyimitsa malo onse osungirako komanso bwenzi la zolakwazo ndikulitchule luso la zaluso, koma osalipira. Ndikhulupirireni, mu dziko losiyidwa, lodzaza ndi tambala, kuwonjezera pa Roma ndi Cola ndi vodka ndi tonic.
Mpatseni prefix
Chinthu chachikulu ndikuti matonthozi ali ndi masewera awiri, ndipo mu Arsenal - masewera ena opezeka ngati Brachek ndi Mahacheche. Kiyiai ndi kawiri - zimathandizira kumasula awiriwo kukhala bwino kuposa thengualog yabwino kwambiri yokhala ndi mawu ofunda a mbale zomenyera, tidayang'ana. Osati koyipa malinga ndi nthawi ya mabanja ndi zoseweretsazo kuchokera mu mndandanda wa "tili limodzi motsutsana ndi Orava Zombie."
Kuzunza
Pokhudzana ndi kusokonekera nthawi zonse kumakhala kodabwitsa nthawi zonse. Zosokoneza. Fotokozerani zakuya kwa nyumbayo mphatso ndi kubereka mozungulira nyumba ya matalala. Lolani izi zizifuna. Ndiwo Nyasno kenako iye, monga munthu woonamtima ndi wamkulu, adzakakamizidwa kukonzekera zodabwitsa ndi inu.Pulumutsa
Kwenikweni komanso osasinthika. Lembani mawu owopsa pa pepala. Linoleum tof kukhitchini. Kukonza, monga kuchezera kwa adotolo, mutha kuchedwetsa popanda malire. Koma tsopano mwayankha (kuwerenga, iye) ndikuwonongeka kwa nthawi yaulere, koma kuwoloka pepalali ndi funso la masiku awiri. Awiri kapena atatu. Ndiye kuti, masabata. Mwachidule, mpaka kumapeto kwa sabata.
Khalani a Kebab
Oyera chipale chofewa pamalo ozungulira m'mudzi wa Kozulkina zagovna. Mlengalenga watsopano ndi fungo la Antonovka ndi madzi oyatsira. Ndipo mapangidwe ake onse achimuna a zigawenga zanu, ma ellols amawachepetsa ndi marinade. Dalitsani ma Kebabs a Kebab - mbale yokhayo yomwe ikukonzedwa yokhayo - malinga ndi amuna.Apatseni Mwana wa Drow Drone
Zilibe kanthu kuti ali ndi zaka 2 zokha (Mwana, osati Drone). Posachedwa adzakula. Pakadali pano, abambo ayenera kudziwa chidole ichi. Ndipo kenako mwadzidzidzi amawuluka molakwika?