Pamene wachibale wanu wapamtima amachita m'njira yoti mufune kusinthana ndi sofa ya sofa, palibe vuto sayenera kuzitsaka ndi sofa. Vuto chabe. Chani? Inde, ena mwa seti. Chifukwa chake, pumulani ndikuyesera kusangalala ndi kukwaniritsidwa kwa zifukwa zakuya za izi zonse.
Mavuto a zaka 0 (vuto latsopano)
Wobadwira ndi mayeso owopsa kwambiri. Kungokhala kotentha kwambiri ndikukhala chete, kenako mumakukakamizani kwa ozizira m'dziko lalikulu lowopsa ndi zida zake za nyukiliya, mabowo a ozone, otsatsa mu YouTube. Pali wina amene akufuna kuyamba kufulumira, kusokonekera kuposa momwe amakhalira, kuchepa thupi ndi kugona 80% ya nthawi pang'ono kungoyiwala. " Malinga ndi sayansi, vuto ili limachitika pamwezi pomwe mwana amayamba kumwetulira (bwino, momwe akukhalira atamvetsetsa kuti ali kale mwanjira iliyonse). Koma, moona, nthawi zina mumawerenga nkhaniyo - ndikufuna kunena "uaa" ndikugona maola makumi awiri.
CRISIS 1 Chaka
Ndinangomwetulira komanso kusuta, iye mwini anasunga supuni ndipo anangotsala pang'ono - ndipo alembe: ma Hosterics padera lonselo ndi malamulo opanga maboma padziko lapansi. Ngati sichikugwira ntchito ndi nyumba yamalamulo - imagwera pansi ndikumenya kotero kuti ochita bwino kwambiri ochita zoopsa kuti atembenukire m'makake. M'malo mwake, machitidwe oterowo amalongosola mosavuta: munthu yekhayo adazindikira kuti zinthu zabwino kwambiri padziko lapansi ndi "wotsika" kwa iye, ndipo winayo ndi yemweyo pazifukwa zambiri "Zya!. " Makolowo atangofika pamlingo wa Ninja, kuphunzira kusokoneza siren uyu wa msungwana uyu, mosalekeza "Hatsiyuyu" ndi "Maso" amaima. Koma osati kwanthawi yayitali, tsoka.
CRISIS zaka 3
Sindipita ku Kindergarten! Kuchokera ku Kindergarten sindichoka! Nayi malembawa! Ndipo iyi! Ayi, amene mumapereka, sindikufuna! Buku Lodulira! Kuluma kwa Amayi! Mlongo Woipa! Agogo a Bolyak! Ndi Mulungu, kwa kasitomala wina, yemwe uchi wake sukudyetsa - ndikupatseni ntchito zanu zonse. " Amayi ndi amayi amadzichepetsa pang'onopang'ono ndi lingaliro loti sanapeze bupps wokongola, koma adakhala thug zosangalatsa, zomwe sakanatopa. Amadziwa kale momwe angapangire poker fais m'malo ogulitsira ndipo amazindikira luso la kuchenjera "kuletsa" zomwe mwana akufuna kukwaniritsa. Inde, ndipo mwanayo adawoneka kuti akufunafuna malingaliro ...
CRISIS wazaka 7
Chiyani, pumulani? Anaganiza kuti mngelo amene anaphunzira kulemba kalatayo kuti "yu" yatsala kale kukhala thandizo? Koma inu ndi India National IZMB inatchedwa "Willvam" ndi maso awiri okwiya akuyang'ana kuchokera ku Vivama. Maso awa ali pamalo omwewo, samasamba. Funsani - sindikumva. Gwira - kugwedezeka. Ndipo muyenera kupita ndi bizinesi yanu - amakwera ndi mafunso masauzande ambiri. " Pakapita kanthawi, nkhalangoyi ikudziwa kuti sukuluyi ndiyosalephera mwa ntchito zomwe zili zosangalatsa, ndipo kuti mpira ungayendetsere kungakhale kosangalatsa kuposa kuwononga Amayi ndi Abambo. Ngati omaliza adzakhala oyenera mabwalo ndi magawo, mphamvu ya pokemon yoyipa imatha kupita mwamtendere.
CRISIS 11 (12, 13, 14, 15) zaka
Ikakhala ndi tiaceber pachikuto chonse cha chimamba cha kusasitsa - mphindi ndi munthu payekha. Koma mfundo yoti zidutswa zonse zomwe zakhala zikukufunani ndi maluwa - otsimikizika. Chaka chimodzi sichikudziwika bwino kwa ndudu, zaka zitatu sizingakuyendere lilime ndi tattoo kumbuyo, Mtima woyamba sasiya khomo usiku. Ndipo ngati mwana akumva kusungulumwa, iye saganizira za kuwombera kuchokera ku Conato potaziyamu. Mosiyana ndi wachinyamata. " Choyamba, kumbukirani kuti kuchokera ku Conani potaziyamu simungathe kuwombera. Chachiwiri, zikadangokhala, kubisa potaziyamu konanos kutali.
CRISIS wazaka 17
Kodi ndi ndani? Kuda Fuck? Mukusisita, kodi mtima umayimba chiyani? Omasulira, kodi makolo amalangiza bwanji? Ku Madagascar (koma komwe mungatenge chikwama cha ndalama?)? Bli ku zonse kuti athe? Kodi mungapite kuti mukamafuna chikondi, ndipo pamaso pa nyumba, monga phazi lake, ngati phazi ku Madagascar? " Ngati munthu sakugunda mwamphamvu ubongo ndi zitsanzo za "Lenochka, ana akazi a Mariana" ndi matchulidwe "monga chonchi, apo ayi mudzafa ndi maphunziro awo, komanso ndi ntchito yanthawi yayitali. Ndipo ngati sikuti ndi nthambi pansi pa wadi ndi miyala, ndiye kuti musiye ku ungwiro mwangwiro kachiwiri tinaphunziranso mbale.
Zovuta zaka 30
Ndili ndi maphunziro, kugwira ntchito, banja, kugonana, mwana, zosangalatsa, zitsulo, lumo, lukala, ndi madagascar. Ndipo chisangalalo sichitero. Ndipo ena onse alibe chakudya. Cyanide wanga ali kuti, wokoma wanga ali kuti? " Mutha kusiya, bweretsani wamaluwa ndikupeza mtendere. Mutha kupita ku Tibet ndikupeza Nirvana. Mutha kuyambitsa atatu Chihuahua ndipo pezani nthawi yochepa pamalingaliro amanda. Ndipo mutha kukumbukira kuti ndinu mwana wamkulu (mtsikana) - ndipo mulibe chidwi ndi zomwe simukufuna. Zowona, nayi funso "Momwe mungafotokozere nzeru zonsezi kwa anthu oyandikira, kugwedezeka kwa Thrinde" kumakhalabe kotseguka.
Zovuta zaka 40
Onani pamwambapa, zoyipa zokha. Kuphatikiza makwinya, makatani, othandizira ndi chinthu chamtima. Kuphatikiza apo, ana ndi okondedwa, ndipo makolo amasintha kukhala ana opembedza. Kuphatikiza apo kukoka kulumpha ndi parachute ndikusunga, pamapeto pake, dziko lapansi. Ndipo mungakoke bwanji, nazi - mitsempha ndi maliro. " Mathandizo a Mantra "Palibe Chochita manyazi, nditha kukhala ndi chikumbutso cha zamatsenga" Kuti mupeze tanthauzo la kukhala, simungangobisalira banja "- ndipo moyo umayamba kupeza mbali zina ndi mithunzi. Monga momwe zidayambira kale, kuthandiza amalume ovutikira kapena tete, ndikumuuza kuti ndi njira yoyenera, pafupifupi. Kungoyambitsa mtima ndi kungoleza mtima ndikudikirira akaphonya ma centra onse ndipo pamapeto pake kumbukirani kuti moyo umangoyamba kumene.
Mavuto azaka 60
Penshoni. Chilichonse chatayika. Ndipo zomwe sizinakhale ndi nthawi ya zovuta zonse zam'mbuyomu, nawonso. Palibe amene amandifuna. Mukufuna kufa kwanga konse. Chonyansa chonyansa, mu dziwe limakhala lachisoni, pa sofa momvetsa chisoni. Ndikulankhula za parara lo, ndipo usakwanitse. " Zatsimikiziridwa: penshoni yemwe watsala pang'ono kusamalira, katatu kumakhala kosangalatsa kwambiri, yomwe aliyense amasamala. Samafuna psschoanalyst. Katswiriyu angafunikire kupatula kuti zinthu zosamalira penster yanzeru. Koma awa ndi mavuto awo!
