Apa mukuganiza, gulu la za Zombie! Mothandizidwa kuthamanga! Mantha! Zomera! Ndimapha woyendetsa zombo mgalimoto ina (nthawi zonse pamakhala dalaivala wa zombie mu galimoto yosiyidwa), ndili ndi makiyi m'thumba mwake ndipo ... Chilichonse! Kodi mabatani a dinani ?! Pedls, kusamutsa, komwe angatembenukire? Momwe mungayambire ?! M'mafilimu panthawiyi nthawi yomweyo onetsani zopusa zodulidwa. Zambiri zokhudzana ndi zinthu zofunika kwambiri zimakhazikika komanso zopumira.
Mwambiri, maphunziro okha. Sindinakondweretse wophunzitsayo ndi zomwe mukufuna kuti aphedwe chifukwa cha zombie Apocalypse. Ndangokumana ndi mantha a munthuhuma, pafupifupi atapita ku tram, kupitirira nthawi yothamanga ndi nthawi 12 (nthawi ya 12) adasilira pa phunziro loyamba).
Ndimvetsetse bwino, ndine woyenda pansi. Ndili ndekha mwatsopano. Ndipo liwiro la nthawi zambiri limandichititsa kuti ndikhale ndi vuto lotha kuwongolera, komanso kuganizira za nkhondo zachitsulo izi, komanso lingaliro lokhumudwitsa.
Pambuyo makalasi angapo, ine, kupewa kupirira kwa onse omwe ali mumsewu, amakhazikitsa kakhalidwe yapadera "Pepani ndikupita, Pepani kuti ndili ndi moyo." Ndinkachita mantha aliyense aliyense, motero ndinathamangira m'mbali mwa msewu wa ine 30 km / h. Ndipo ndinachita mantha. Ndipo nthawi zonse ndikung'ung'udza. Wophunzitsayo ankandiyang'ana momvetsa chisoni. Ndi munthu wabwino - wodekha. Sindinafuule, sindinachite nawo mfuti kuti apulumutse umunthu ndi ine. Addhist-Abuda? Ndimachikonda.
Kwakanthawi kochepa sindikufuna kugwira ntchito yoyendetsa malingaliro a munthu yemwe siili pamutuwu, koma pazifukwa zina adalipira ndikupita ku gawo la BDSM. Kupweteka ndi nthambo zamanyazi zomwe mwaponya pafupifupi malipiro onse. Chabwino, ayi idiot, eh ?!
Koma pazomwe zagulidwa - ziyenera kumezedwa. Ndipo ndidaphunzira mwakhama. Ndipo modzidzimutsa, mwanjira inayake ndidayendetsa mosayembekezereka. Ndipo ngakhale anayamba kusangalala ndi kuyendetsa! Galimotoyo inasiya kudekha, ndipo mosinthanitsa adayamba kumvera. Ndipo ine nditatsala pang'ono kuyimitsa aliyense kuti asokoneze msewu wanyamulidwe. Izi zikadali "pafupifupi", koma sindiye kwathunthu. Awa ndi kafifovo! Ndipo adasindikiza kale sukulu.
Nkhaniyi iyenera kukhala ndi chiwonetsero chowoneka bwino, koma sindimamvetsetsa chifukwa chomwe ndimafunira chidziwitso cha yemwe amayenera kuyika modutsa mu zombie Apocalypse. :(
