Monga tonse tikudziwa (ndipo inunso mukudziwa!), Zochitika - Mwana wa zolakwa ndizovuta. Ndipo zokumana nazo zachuma ndi mayi weniweni! Kupatula apo, ochepa aife sitinadutse mkaka wotsekera, mazira osweka mwangozi kapena ayi - kuyiwalika ndikuwasakazidwa.
Koma zonse ndi, mudzanena, zolakwitsa zina, komanso zopanda pake. Ndipo mudzakhala bwino. Chifukwa chake, lero tikukupatsani inu epic yolephera ya anthu omwe abzala, koma pitilizani kulowerera. Ndipo zina - zokwanira muubwana, kotero amangokumbukira: O)Zozizwitsa za Smekalky
Mwanjira ina, ndili mwana, tinaganiza zokhala ndi zovala zakuda ndi bwenzi langa. Tinalibe nsalu zakuda, panali ma sket akale. Zoyera. Utoto wa nsalu sunalinso (kunali kuwononga).
Tidaweruza kuti nsalu ndi ulusi. Ndipo tsitsi limakhalanso ulusi. Chifukwa chake utoto wa tsitsi umangoyenda. Ndipo adagula. Basma. Utoto wosamba.
Kusamba kunayenera kupititsa patsogolo - mtundu wobiriwira-bulauni sunafune kupita naye. Mapepalawo sanasinthidwe.
Onjeza
Nditatsala ndi munda wanga, amayi anga anandipatsa mbewu kufesa ndipo anati ndi parsley. Ndidamuwona, adakwera, koma pang'ono sanali ngati masamba pa parsley.Ndimaganiza kuti ndi mtundu wina wa mawonekedwe apadera. Fungo silinakhalepo, parsley yemwe amakhala. Koma sizinandiletse. Ndidagwiritsa ntchito parsley nthawi yonseyi powonjezera sopo, borscht, etc. Ndipo adadya mwangwiro!
Ndipo m'dzinja, parsley wanga wapezeka mizu ya lalanje ndipo idakhala kaloti.
Pila
Panali mayi woyembekezera, anaganiza zokonzekera "zolondola" mu msuzi wokongola wa bergof. Adayamba "mafuta okugudubuza" ndi Ida.
Mafuta adagwira moto ndipo ndidaganiza zozimitsa ... ndi madzi! Chipani chamoto chowotcha onyamula anthu pafupi ndi kusiya banga lakuda padenga. Nyumba yonse inali utsi.
Ndinasamutsa mwana wazaka chimodzi mchipinda lalitali ndipo ndinayamba kuyimbira mwamuna wanga. Ndipo wowerengeka uyu, akumvera kolologue wanga wotchuka, anafunsa kuti: "Chifukwa chake sindinamvetsetse - Pilaf sangachite kapena ayi?".
Chiweta
Nditabwerako kuchokera ku ulendo wanga woyamba ndi Turnger, ndidaganiza zodzitama ndi banjali ndi luso lokonzekera kumene. Kuti chiwonetsero chazolowere chisa. Koma pepha kwambiri zinatsanulidwa mu poto wamba pamene tikubisala chidebe cha anthu 30.Zomwe zimapangitsa kuti pea zimathetsa timadula sakramenti, youndana, komanso zokwanira kwa nthawi yayitali.
Atapaka utoto
Mphakayo adalemba zomwe amakonda. Ndidamugoneka kuti asambe m'makina. Adatsuka munjirayo, kudzaza zomaliza ndi mbale zakale zakuti zidali ngati nthenga. Ndinkawopa ndipo ndinakonzanso galimoto pa kukhetsa.
Galimotoyo adatha, modabwitsa, koma adakanidwa ndikutsegula chivindikirocho sichinalole. Ndinayenera kukhala maola awiri, ndikuponya madzi kudzera pa valavu yotsika. Agalu odetsedwa kwambiri adasokera ndikudzisiya Yekha mu Kumanga.
Mazira
Ndili ndi zaka pafupifupi 9 kapena 10, nditaweruka kusukulu amayi anga, ndinandifotokozera pafoni momwe ndingakonzekere chakudya chamadzulo. Kamodzi zopangira mufiriji sizinatembenukire kupatula mazira. Amayi analangiza kuti: "Mazira a Swari, mphindi 5 ndi okonzeka."Madzulo, amayi adapeza chidebe chanjala ndi chidebe chonse cha mazira osweka. Ndinathira madzi ozizira mu poto, ndikuyika dzira, kuyatsa chitofu, ndikudikirira mphindi 5, natenga dzira, lothwa, ndipo linatulutsa. Ndipo motero ndi khumi apamwamba
Wothandizira papana
Abambo anali atathamangira kwambiri pa chochitika chofunikira. Ndidafunsa kuti ndisokoneze mathalauza. Chilankhulo, chimasankhidwa mwakhama kudzera mu gauze, chomwe chilipo chomwe chimapezeka mu muvi wa wolamulira m'kholo.
Mivi inapezeka - simudzakhala angwiro! Koma mkati mwa thalauza, popeza ndimathamangitsidwa ndi mathalauza opindika. Abambo adathamanga.
Lenin anali wolondola
Mu uvuni wanga wosungidwa ma nittens mitundu yonse. Ndipo, pomwe mwadzidzidzi adapezeka, kuphika pepala. Musanaime mpweya, pepala lophika linatulutsidwa, koma sanazindikire pepalalo. Adagwira moto. Ndidaphimba uvuni ndikudikirira mpaka nditakhala priece. Ndipo kenako ndidaganiza zosonkhanitsa mwachangu.Agogo Annin anali olondola! Lawi lamoto linatuluka mu Spark. Mutu woyeretsa m'thumba. Ndinayenera kuyimbira amuna anga - adalangiza kuti agone pa sofa osakhudza chilichonse asanafike. Kuti mwina mwake.
Marongo
Makolo adatsala kwa masiku atatu, ndikusiya mlongo wake pafamuyo. Tinaganiza zopanga makeke "maluwa", monga nthambi. Ndipo zonse zinachitika kwambiri. Pokhapokha pamapeto pake, msuzi wa sauucean kuchokera ku ufa wopsereza udayimirira ndi Chadila, ndidaganiza kuti ndikofunikira kuziziritsa. Sindinabwere ndi FRARDING Kodi ndi kutsanulira bwanji mu kuwiritsa ndikuziphika ndikuthira mafuta a lita mu madzi ozizira.
Eya, kuti ndidakwanitsa kupita kukatambasulira !!! Mawanga opopera mafuta otentha odzaza phiri lonse la kukhitchini. Chisoni chachikulu kwambiri chinali tsiku loti denga likhale. Ndidayesa kujambula ndi gouache ndi choko, koma osachita bwino. Nthawi yonse yotsala inali kunjenjemera pamaso pa chilango.
Mwaima
Tsiku lina, amayi anga adandiuza kuti nditulutse khosi, ndipo ndinawononga ma Hore osowa komanso osavomerezeka, kubzala nyanja, yomwe makolo kudzera mumisonkhanoyi anali ofufuza. Basi imodzi inatsala, ngakhale ndimayesetsa kumumenya kwambiri. Mwamwayi, hoe adakhazikika kale.Kupha Ndi Elling
Pamene inali yanjala, ndipo ndinali ndi galu wamkulu, ndinagula pa nthawi ya mutu wa ng'ombe yonse. Zotsika mtengo komanso zokongola. Sindinaganize za chinthu chimodzi - kuti ndikofunikira mwanjira ina. Ndidalumpha maola atatu ozungulira mpira, kenako ndidamvetsetsa - muyenera kuwaza!
Kulimba mtima kumutuko kusamba, ikani chopondapo ndi bolodi yayikulu ndikusankha nkhwangwa. Ndipo pa nthawi imeneyo, nditachita kale, ndinayamba kutcha wapolisi pakhomo.
Ndizofunikira, zokongola kwambiri, komanso pamaso pake msungwanayo, m'magazi, nyama ndi nkhwangwa. Ndipo kuchokera kumbuyo kwa chitseko modabwitsa, Senerbernar amawoneka ndipo amalumphira manja ake pang'onopang'ono.
Ndinayenera kuchita zapolisi m'bafa ndikuwonetsa ng'ombe ndi zina.
Chikumba
Nditasamuka ku nyumba ya kholo, ndinagwira khungu la Yak. Phiri lidamubweretsera monga mphatso yochokera ku Asia. Khungu ndi lokongola kwambiri, mita imodzi ndi theka pa mita, ubweya wautali.Posachedwa anaganiza zotambasulira pamakina ochapira. Potuluka, kunali kofunikira kuchotsa ubweya kuti muchotse ma flakes kuti muchotse ma flakes a ubweya, ndipo chikopa cha chikopa chidasokonekera ndikusowa. Ndipo ndi zinthu zingati zomwe ndidakhala nazo, ndikuziziritsa tinthu tating'onoting'ono ta zikopa zamiyala yonunkhira ...
Ana a chimanga
Ndili mwana, sitinadziwike momwe kuphikira popcorn. Ndinapatsidwa ndi chovala cha chimanga. Valani poto yokazinga ndi mpweya. Chivindikiro sichinaphimbe.
Patatha mphindi zisanu, chipolopolo chenicheni cha mbewu chinayamba! Ndinkangobwerera kukhitchini ndikubisala kumbuyo kwa chitseko mpaka zonse zitatha.
Ng'ombe zawo
Kukonzekera ng'ombe zogulidwa pamsika. Wogulitsayo, wowoneka bwino kwambiri kwa ine, sanachite manyazi kugulitsa nyama ya ng'ombe yothamanga.Ndidazigwira maola angapo m'maluso angapo, koma sichinachale. Mwamuna, zigawenga zachuma, zigawenga zake zimasansidwa ndi mbatata zosenda, koma pureeyo sinasamalizidwe. Kuchokera pazotsatira zomwe zinali zotheka kuyamwa msuzi kenako ndikuthira keke. Chifukwa chake tidazigwiritsa ntchito.
Fikitsa
Pambuyo pa tchuthi, ndidaganiza zosunga "zopewera". Wowotchera compote. Anakhala kuti sasowa nthawi yomweyo. Koma sindinasokonezeke. Idagawanika brandy monga momwe iyenera kuwonekera.
Pelmeshki.
Bokosiloriopes mu Institutel Hostel, adaganiza zongokhalira. Inde, sizophweka, koma kusuntha - kupuma kwambiri! Adatenga lita imodzi ya mafuta a masamba, kutsanulidwa mu saucepan ndikubweretsa chithupsa.Adayamba kuponya dumplings pamenepo, ndipo akuda pamaso pake. Anagwira poto ndi pansi pa mtsinje wamadzi. Mtundu wozizira. Kenako zodziwika bwino za mtundu. Madzi awiriawiri, ma slanges amafuta ozungulira pamalo ozungulira, owopsa!
Palibe hodi, chifukwa chake ndimathamanga kuti nditsegule khomo loti khitchini kuti zilowe nthunzi. Zonsezi zimasweka ndipo ... imayendetsa mayamwi. Zizolowezi zimauma konsekonse kwa hostel, okwera okwera amakhala ndi mpweya wabwino. Kuwomba kotero kuti ndikosatheka kutsegula chitseko ndi masitepe.
Kukweza, palibe amene amangokhala ndi mwayi wokwanira.
M'zinthu zazing'ono
Ulendo wina aliyense kuti agunde ndikuphika khofi wakum'mawa. Mchere wowonjezera wotengera supuni pa kapu yakumwa. "Zonse" zozizwa.
Paunyamata ndinatenga ndikumenyetsa makapala. Ndipo ma tighs, ndi chitsulo, mwachidziwikire, kuwonongeka.
Ndinayeretsa nsapato za mano (osati zoziziritsa). Chabwino, ma casies a nsapatoyo siali patali kwambiri.
Msungwana ndi wazaka 26 zokwanira mwanjira ina kamodzi pa mpeni mu supu mu saucepan ya mazira - kuyesedwa, wowonda kapena ayi. Iye anati: "Chabwino, mbatata zimayendera kwambiri!"
Ndidapachika m'doko la viniga kwambiri kotero kuti zinali zosatheka. Ndimaganiza, kuwunika koloko kuti ndisasokoneze. Ndipo anadya.
Katatu katatu amagunda julizer ndi mpeni. M'mitundu itatu yosiyanasiyana. Fulumira kupita ku Despost. Palibe chomwe chimandiphunzitsa.
M'malo mwa ginger, mwamwala mwangozi mu msuzi wa Sonyepity. Zinakhala zachikondi kwambiri, monga m'mavesi.
Zakudya zoperekedwa ndi mkaka wowiritsa ndi bwenzi. Mkaka woponderezedwayo adaphika maola awiri. Zotsatira zake, zinali zodulira.
Nkhaniyo idakonzekeretsa lilinji