Pics.ru adathamanga kudutsa mabwalo a azimayi ndikupeza makhonsolo 19 a tootreles pamutu wa ndalama za Bateji. Simunalongeko :)
1. "Pamene mano amathera mano, chubu chimadulidwa pakati, theka lina limayikidwa mbali inayo, ndipo phala pakhoma limakhala sabata logwiritsa ntchito!"
"Ndipo zitakhalabe pomwe sopo ikamakhalabe kachidutswa kakang'ono, kenako nkusokonekera bwino ndikumamatira ku chidutswa chatsopano. Kupanga kumapezeka. "
3. "Ndimakondwera ndi zowawa za" sitiroberi ndi zonona "kapena" baolis zonona ". Ndinaima saphets mu phukusi langa 4 kwa 1 nthawi yophika. Ndinagula tiyi wa tiyi wobiriwira komanso wakuda wopanda zowonjezera ndipo adayamba kuchepetsa mtengo wake wa fungo. "
4. "Kukana Shampoo - mmalo kwa iye sopo wa mwana ndi wopambana (achire)".
5. "Dzulo ndidaganiza zoyenda kuchokera ku nyama yonse kupita ku zotayidwa ... Sindikudziwa momwe ziliri komanso zabwino malinga ndi chidzalo cha zakudya, koma zotsika mtengo. Usiku, wokondweretsedwa powerenga kuphika, koma, moona, sanali diponkkal momwe angaphikire bulu ... ".
6. "Mwana wanga wamkazi akufuna kuti kuwalako kuyaka kuchipinda (popeza sitili kuwala kwambiri), ndipo mababu awiri owala 60 amaphatikizidwa m'chipindacho. Ndimapeza zosangalatsa zambiri kukhitchini - pali nyali imodzi yamitsinje, koma kuwala pang'ono! "
7. "Ndikufuna kunena momwe ndimasinthira. Nsapato munyengo yozizira imakhala mkati mwanyowa, ngati siyikuuma - ntchentche. Mutha kuwuma ndi zida zapadera, sinditero. Koma ndikudziwa komwe malo ogulitsira achiwiri. Pamenepo ndimagula phukusi la silika wosavuta kwambiri wosefera. Ndimagona pa nsapato - m'mawa wotsatira zonse ndi zouma komanso zothandiza, zofanizira zimatenga malita. Ndimasunga zouma ndi nsapato zatsopano. "
8. "Ndipo ndikupulumutsa pa milomo: zikatha, alipobe kwambiri chubu. Kenako ndimapeza ndi ndodo ya thonje. Pali milomo yokwanira kwa nthawi yayitali, ndiyenera kunena. Ndipo pofuna kupulumutsa thonje machendo, ndimawadula magawo awiri (ndi njira ziwiri). "
9. "Sindigwira ntchito, ndimakhala kunyumba ndikupita kuchimbudzi, inde, kunyumba. Ndikuganiza kuti azimayi ambiri amakhala ndi pepala ngakhale atatha kutsika kwambiri. Chifukwa chake, mwanjira ina amayi anga adandilangiza osati pepala, koma kugwiritsa ntchito nsalu izi. Ndipo pepalali ndi locheperapo ndalama ... Ndipo kenako ndinazindikira kuti mpukutuwo m'banjamo ndi wokwanira masiku ano pa 5, ngati agwiritsidwa ntchito. Ndipo sitimagula zotsika mtengo, todiyo yayamba kungosintha. Ndipo ndidagula matawulo owopsa ndipo ndimawagwiritsa ntchito, kusintha tsiku lililonse. Zabwino kwambiri ".
10. "Sindigwiritsa ntchito gel osamba ndi sopo wamadzimadzi. Ndimasamba madzi otentha - chifukwa ndidefu, ndikatsuka madzi otentha kawiri pa tsiku. "
11. "Ndipo timagwiritsa ntchito machesi wamba m'malo mwa mpweya wabwino m'chimbudzi. Popeza sindinyamula zonunkhira zonsezi mu mzimu, koma osakira ndi fungo linanso zambiri zoopsa. Zachidziwikire, mutha kupezanso a Pin Twig (komanso zabwino kwambiri), koma izi ndindalama, ndipo ndiribe nthambi. Nthawi yomweyo, ndalamazo zimakhala zabwino))))) ".
12. "Ndipo ine monga mwamuna adabwera ndikufinya zotsala za mayonesi kuchokera ku zitsamba za pini yophukira: imazimitsa ngati mtanda. Chinthu chachikulu chomwe chimapezeka mu phula la phukusi kuti mulowetse zonse zomwe mayonesi safinya patebulo. "
13. "Ndikutulutsa microwave kuchokera ku zotulukapo (kale kale anali tsiku, nthawi idayatsidwa ndipo wotchi idawonetsedwa ndipo tikulipira foni kuchokera pamalo ogulitsa. Amakhala "ofunitsitsa" El. Mphamvu ngakhale panthawi yomwe kuyenda sikufupike. "
14. "Ngati manja anu akukula pamalo oyenera, mutha kugula zovala zokulirapo pakugulitsa zovala zokulirapo, kusoka kapena kupatsa wopanga kaukadaulo wa ma ruble 100 ndipo adzapulumutsa."
15. "Ndipo m'thumba mwanga muli ma phukusi atatu ogulitsidwa a masitolo amenewo omwe ndimakonda kugula. Ndimalipira potuluka maginito, mwachitsanzo, ndipo ine ndimatulutsa maginito kuchokera m'thumba.
Cashier:
- Kodi phukusi lathu ndi?
I:
- Kwa nthawi yayitali, yanga "
16. "Ndipo ine ndimapachika mabotolo (mwachitsanzo, kuchokera pansi pa shampoo). Ndimathira madzi ndikudzudzula. Zokwanira monga lamulo kwa nthawi inanso. "
17. "Zachuma panthaka. Ndimagula kuyenda pachaka (wotsika mtengo kuposa zambiri). Ndipo tikapita kumzindawo ndi theka lachiwiri - timadutsa limodzi pambuyo pa mphindi 7. Ankakonda kugula khadiyo, ndipo tinapita limodzi, kenako nkumaima kwa mphindi 7 osadikirira nthawi yayitali, koma ndalama sizoyipa. "
18. "Mkaka kwa mwana wamkazi wakale, ndimakokera mtsuko ndikuwuchotsa mufiriji (ilibe nthawi yakupha) ndipo ndimagwiritsa ntchito ndalama zophika."
19. "Madzulo, ndimakulunga nkhope yanga yothandizidwa ndi diski ya thonje, ndiye ndimayiyika m'mphepete mwa masidi ndi zonona, ndikuuma, m'bokosi lina, kenako, liti Nthawi ya manchiceure-pedicure imabwera, ndimapeza ma disc awa ndikutsuka lacquer. "