Kusiyanitsa heine ku Nietzsche, ikani zoyambira ndi nkhonya zitatu - maluso ndi othandiza, koma osankha. Koma mfundo 20 izi munthu wanu azikhala ndi Mphunzitsi. Ndipo adzalemekeza kugontha pagulu, latsopano pachitofu ndi dziko lonse lapansi.
1. Tsatirani zovala
T-sheti ya banja ndi theka la mbiri yakale ndi malo kuchokera ku masokosi 13 osaphunzitsidwa ndi miyala yopanda ntchito ndi mliri womangika ndi Barta Simpson? Munthu wabwinobwino ayenera kusiyanitsa zinyalala zokondedwa kuchokera ku zovala.
2. Tanthauzirani kuchokera pamatumba
"Inde, mwa kusefukira kwanu kuyankhana, muyenera kusintha coil." Zolengedwa zofatsa zimawoneka ngati tsitsi la tsitsi la ovala zovala zosapezeka, koma amuna amamumvetsetsa theka la theka. Chabwino, moyenera.
Mitengo ili ndi tsiku lotha ntchito. Malonjezo osakwaniritsidwa peel ndikuwononga mpweya. Pasakhale zosaposa miyezi ingapo pakati pa "ku Spain" ndi Palley pa Costa Dorada. Ndipo zaka zitatu zikudikirira diploma chabe za maphunziro apadera apadera.
5. Lemekezani Zosangalatsa Zanu
Izi sizoyipa zonyansa. Ichi ndi batik.
6. Kuphika
Wina pano akuganiza kuti kuyimirira pachitofu si bizinesi yaimuna? Apite kutchire, nawe uko ndi chakudya. Kulephera kulowa nawo chakudya chamadzulo kuchokera ku chakudya chotsika ndi chifukwa chonyada. Jamie Olivermi sanabadwe, Jamie Olivermi amakhala.
Nkhope yatsopano yamawa m'mawa nthawi zambiri imakhala yofanana osati yamphamvu, koma pankhondo ya atomiki. Tikufuna ola limodzi kuti tipange zodzikongoletsera zachilengedwe - koma ndiye kuti ndife okongola kwambiri kuti iye ndi Mulungu, zinali zoyenera kudikirira ndipo musayerekeze pansi pa bafa.
9. Patsani maluwa
"Iwe sunafe pano," "Imenewa ndi adyera Rvichi," "Ndandipatsa kale chisanu ndi chitatu cha Marichi," "Ndawumabe." - Izi ndi zotupa zomvetsa chisoni, zosayenera Macho. Makhalidwe owona amadziwa kuti ma carmenstete amafunika kubweretsa alju nthawi zonse m'mano. Osasokoneza: Carmensteite - Rose, ndi carnation - chipilala cha asirikali akugwa.
10. Tengani anzanu
Mukuwadziwa kwa nthawi yayitali, komanso mphaka uyu koyamba kuwona. Zilibe kanthu chifukwa chake mudapita kale ndi Lenkna, yemwe ndi chitsiru chozungulira ndipo ndikupemphani. Lenka - ali ngati dziko lakwawo. Ndi inu nokha amene munganenere, ndipo aliyense alekeni ngakhale okhoza ngakhale pandapa pandapondapondapo.
11. Zakumwa
Tequila, tequila awiri, katatu, pansi. Kunyamula sunner ya amoyo, koma kuledzera Kukula pamaso pa texi ndi yabwino kwa minofu, koma yoyipa kuti musangalale. Kutha kumwa ndi kuthekera kokhala pa nthawi.
12. Funsani msewu
Phunzirani kwa odutsa kumene msewu wa ngwazi-ma tankstostr, - mwanjira iliyonse ndi yolimba mtima kuposa momwe amayesera kuti ayesere Kumpoto komwe Moss Moss amayamba kuwunika. Kuyitanira m'nkhalango konkriti konkriti, pomwe mwendo wa munthu sunapite, ndipo chiyembekezo chachisoni pali zachisoni.
13. Kulankhula monga momwe ziliri
Ngakhale amakhala mosangalatsa, ngati filimu yopatsira kanema, ndi chimbudzi pansi pa mphuno, kuti "zonse zili bwino," adayambitsa zowona, wina ndi mnzake kwambiri. Ndipo ndikadakhala moona mtima "china chake kuyambira dzulo la m'mimba. - Ndipo zopinga zimachotsedwa.
14. Khazikitsani bra
Kwenikweni, izi zimaphunzitsidwa m'masukulu asekondale. Pafupifupi nthawi yomweyo, kumvetsetsa zakuti bra akhoza kukhala ndi Fretener onse kumbuyo ndi kutsogolo. Ndipo pofika nthawi yakumaliza kwa yunivesite, makamaka mphatso ndi dzanja limodzi kupita ku bra, ndi ina kuti achite zinthu zosangalatsa.
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Hefty Bugai, yomwe pakati pa sitolo imaphatikiza nsapato ndikufunsa kunyumba, zikukumbutsa Maminina-Mamina Zayu, zomwe zidawerengedwa ndi Pi-PI. Munthu woyenera amamvetsetsa kuti mu H & M kapena Ikea ndikosatheka kuthamanga "kwa mphindi 5."
16. Pendani orgasm
Zolaula sicholembedwa, ngakhale kwa munthu ali vumbulutso. Kumeneko atsikana amafika pamasekondi 30, koma zenizeni njira yopita kumwamba ndi chiuno. Ndipo kupindula kwa Teleleny "Kuthamanga Makina Osoka" nthawi zambiri sikugwira ntchito.
17. Sankhani malo odyera
Ndiye, muli ndi chiyani mu kununkhira uku ndi anyamata Lachisanu adakhala pansi? Ndizosatheka, mumamvetsetsa, nthawi zambiri zimangoyerekeza momwe wothandizirana ndi 007 amasankha tsiku la mgwirizano wake mu shabbbna. Osati chifukwa cha izo, amayi anga adabereka, osati chifukwa cha zomwe tidazimiririka mu corset.
18. Kuvina
Kuvina kwa swans wamng'onoyo ndi Steji ya Irish (kuchokera kwa iye) sawerengera. Mwamuna wanu amakakamizidwa kuti azitha kusama kwambiri pamalopo ndi mtsikana pasadakhale. Ndipo kenako mwadzidzidzi mpira wa mfumukazi, kapena kuti gehena si nthabwala!) Ukwati ndi Waltz woyamba, ndipo amavina ngati nthabwala, koma ndi mdani wamkulu?
19. Mangani tayi
Choyamba, ndi zokongola. Ndipo mamangidwe oyipitsitsa pabwalo lotakasuka limangokhala masokosi ndi nsapato. Komabe, ayi. Palibe zoyipa.
20. Yatsani kompyuta
Osaphatikizanso, musabwezeretse dongosolo la imodzi yotsalira ndipo osathirira mabulogu a thumba la khumi ndi zitatu mumdima ndi manja awiri pamdima, koma zomwe zimayimitsa. Chifukwa munthu amene sangathe kusiya chinsalu chabuluu akamayenda mwangwiro ku Pediyar kumbuyo kwake - Gick, Ahalt ndi onse, koma osati munthu. Osachepera, osati anu.
