Kuti mudziteteze ndi mnansi, zimafunikira mphamvu, kulimba mtima komanso njira zapadera. Koma nthawi zina zinthu zina zimalumikizidwa - mwachitsanzo, demeria ndi kulimba mtima, maswiti a ndi maambulera ... Tatenga nkhani zenizeni zomwe zimangoyambitsa fungulo!
Robin kuchokera ku sherwood
Ndinkayenda mumsewu wapakati - ndipo m'dera la maluwa kioops, ndinawona mitsuko yathanzi mu chofunda cha wachinyamata. Anthu atazungulira akusonkhana ndikuwoneka. Ndidatembenuza bambo ndekha ndi funso: "Kodi umakhumudwitsa mwana ?!" Ndipo ndinayamba kuphulika pachifuwa ... Tinalibe nthawi yotumiza, momwe apolisi akuluakulu amayendayenda. Ndipo nthawi yomwe inachitika, adakhazikitsa ... kuti pomwe bambo uyu (Paratrooper, akukhomerera ... Iye ali wamphamvubwino chibwenzi, ogula), chibwenzi ndi foni yam'manja. Koma adagwidwa. Ndipo apa ine, ngati Robin kuchokera ku Sherwood!Za phindu la chibayo
Mlandu weniweni wa chipilala chabwino. Kapena m'malo - 654th. Abwerera kunyumba ya Comrade. Masana ndidagula Mp-654, madzulo atakulungidwa ndi kam, ambiri, kudali wotalika, kukhuta ndi mfuti yam'mbuyo kumbuyo kwake. Mwadzidzidzi - sugasti panjira, pemphani ndalama ndi zinthu. Kuchokera kudabwitsa komanso kudalira pang'ono kupukusa chikwama. Kuyiwala pafupifupi magalamu mazana asanu ndi awiri achitsulo. Ndipo mu kulondola kwa mutu wa suponti yayikulu yosweka. Inde, zidasowa bwino - ndi crumpugon. Dopotate wachiwiri anaganiza zobwerera ndipo anazimiririka kunkalira kwambiri ... Koma mnzake sanakhutire kwambiri. Chifukwa m'mbuyo panali botolo lina la vodika. Apa akungosintha komanso kubunda. Ndizamanyazi!
Kuteteza achangu
Ndikupita ndi mlongo kuntchito (muofesi imodzi inagwira ntchito) panjira. Kumbuyo kumayimira aluntha m'magalasi, nkhope yofanana ndi Khazanov. Mwakachetechete, maso a ayenera. Ndikuganiza mlongo wanga wosewera, ndimaganizira za zanga, Opa - chifukwa chaku SEVD BOD ... Ndinkangogwira ntchito zaka 50 za kukoka kwa aluntha, atagwira chipata. Mlongo modabwitsa, ndikukankhira amalume. Sitimayo imachepetsa - chabwino, ndipo zitseko zokha zomwe zimatsegulidwa, zabodza zabodza zimatembenuka ndikukhala chete papulatifomu. Nthawi yomweyo, ndimagwira mapewa anga ndi kufuula kwanga: "Amalume, ndi nyemba bwanji!" Ndipo anali wopusa kwambiri kuti: "Iwe uime, ndipo uyu m'thumba mwako wayendetsa manja awiri!" Izi zoterezi zimadzimvera ndekha, amayi anga ...Kupambana ndi misozi m'maso
M'maso mwanga, munthawi yomweyo emo, wamba wamba adayesa kukanikiza mafoni. Mnyamatayo adatuluka, ndipo sasiya kulira, wophedwa woponderezedwa kumapazi ake mu groin, ndipo kenako ndi zotupa zake, pambuyo pake sanafune maso ake, Moto! " analumpha kuchokera m'basi ndipo anathawa. Inde, zimawoneka ngati zopusa, koma zidakwaniritsa cholinga chake - adadziteteza ndikupulumuka ...
Ndizovuta
Chakumapeto kwa zaka za m'ma 90s, ndinkagwira ntchito yoteteza chija. "M'derali." Patsiku limodzi loti, panali chisokonezo china, ndi lonjezolo "kuphwanya onse pakhomo". Zinthu zinkawonongedwa ... Ndimapita kunyumba usiku, ndimapita ku khomoli, ndidagona pamalo okwerako, pomwe ndidamva malowo, wina amapita kukhomo. okwera. Mukalowa pamalo okwera, ndimayitanitsa gasi "Makarych", ndimachigwira pansi pa jekete ... Zitseko zokwezeka zimayamba kutseka, koma kuzimiririka kumayamba kutseka, koma kumasoka skatsi manja ake pakati pa zitseko, kuyesera kuyimitsa malo okwera. Ndimakweza thunthu kupita kumutu, ndikupita kubwerera, kuyesera kuwona mdani ... Ndipo ndikuwona mnansi pansi yemwe amapuma pansi. Mwambiri, sizinali zofowoka, mbiya nthawi yomweyo inabwerera ku Cobur, kupepesa. Koma zinali kugwedezeka, mpaka atafika!Asa!
Ndabwera kunyumba kuchokera kuntchito ndekha ndikuzunzidwa ndi ku America. Mwana wanga wamkazi anabwera kwa ife, bingu linafika, iye anakhalabe. Pokhapokha ndinatenga foloko, momwe wina adayamba kufota pakhomo la khomo. Ndinayandikira zitseko ndikufunsa mwaulemu amene ali m'zilankhulo ziwiri. Sindinayankhe chilankhulo chilichonse. Pokhawo adangokhala, madolawo adayamba. Mwachidule kwambiri ndikufunsa kuti: "Zomwe x @ th ndi kumbuyo kwa zitseko ndi zomwe x @ Ndikufuna?" Pambuyo pa unopi uyu, adakhazikika kuseri kwa chitseko, ndipo ndidakhala patebulo. Ingokhala pansi - Apanso Dolbubzz, khomo pafupi ndi malupu. Ozunguliridwa ndi tebulo logona, pomwe limagona PM. Ndikuwona m'mphepete mwa diso: mwana wamkazi wa CZ-83 kuchokera pa tebulo lina. Ine ndikuganiza ife tiphunzitsa. Icho chinafika pakhomo, anathamangira ... Ndipo sindinalowe kumaso. Ndipo mphukira palibe. Ndili ndi mitengo iwiri ya henzi pafupi ndi nyumba. Chifukwa chake, pa chimodzi cha iwo, zowawa zathanzi zidabisidwa - ndipo nthawi yonseyi pansi pa chipongwe cha mphepo idagwera pakhomo ...
Kubweretsa makutu?
Anali pamtunda wowombera. Pali demokalase, ngati ndi zonsezo - perekani chitetezo (makutu), chandamale, ndi kupita - musayime pamwamba pa moyo. Anawombera, itanani wophunzitsayo nambala yomaliza mu nambala yafoni, ndikuti: "Ndidawombera kumene makutu akubweretsa?" Ndipo ndikumva mawu achikazi akuti: "Ndi makutu otani ?!" Ine: "Nanga, momwe nanga, makutu wamba ..." sanamvetsetse mwachangu zomwe nambala idasowa ...M'malo mwa akazi Tanya
Anasamukira ku nyumba ina, palibe amene amadziwa aliyense kumeneko. Anasonkhana koyambirira ku kanyumba. Ndimawoka ola limodzi ndi maola 4 ndipo ndikuwona kuti, kudzera pa khomo, wina adalowa mu "ZhiGul" ndi kukumba pamenepo pansi pa Torpedo. Sindinkafuna kupeza mpeni m'mimba, ndipo ine, ndachoka pakona, ndipo ndinayitanitsa apolisi omwe galimoto amakwatula. Titafika m'bwalo lokonzekera kumva za kubadwa kwa kubereka ndikuthokoza ... Koma apa ndikumva zokambirana: "... adamva zokambirana:" ... adamva zokambirana: "... adamva zokambirana:" ... adamva zokambiranazi: "... adamva zokambiranazi:" ... adamva zokambirana: " Ndimagwedeza waya, apolisiwo akuwuluka apa, kuyikamo dothi, amakankha mbali ... adaganizira, mwachidule. Bitch ena amatcha kuti mbalame zagalimoto! Awa mwina ndi mkazi woledzeretsa wa mzimayi Taya Tanya Tanya Tanya Tanya, ndidamutumiza ndi funso, "Ndipo iye ali ndidetsa. Ipha, ingotulukira! " Ndimakonda mwachetechete ...
Sindine wachifwamba!
Ndinapita ku miyala yamtengo wapatali mutalipira. Chikwama chokakamira khomalo. Ndipo apo "Jorge" ku Cobur anali. Chifukwa chakuti mbiri yake ndi nkhuku, yopanda chosakhazikika. Holster pafupifupi. "Jorge" amagwera, pansi ndi dzanja lamanja ndimagwira. Alonda akuwoneka ndipo amaganiza: Chilichonse chidayamba, koma chosawonekera. Ndipo ine ndekha ndiyenera kuchita kuti zikhale tsopano. Ndinalemba zolemba: "Sindine wachifwamba!" Mfuti idaponyedwa pa lamba, ndidayang'ana pa unyolo umodzi, kupepesa, sizinali zabwino kusankha, kumanzere ...
Kwa agogo ake
Sindikudziwa tsatanetsatane, koma zikuwoneka kuti. Munthawi yapansi, mkulu woledzera wa zochitika zamachitidwe pano anafunsanso kuti wachinyamata apereke kwa mayi wokalambayo. Zakhala kuti dziko lapansi siliri lopanda apolisi abwino! Poyankha izi, posiya chonyamuliracho, nduna ya kukakamiza lamulo lidalandiridwa pamaso pake kuchokera pagawenga, chifukwa cha zomwe mfutiyo idatuluka ndikuyamba kugwa kumanzere ndi kumanja. Zotsatira: Agogo asangalala, Cop kuchipatala ndi maso owotcha, mtsikana wina wovulala, mchipolopolo china chokhazikika m'matanga a ubweya. Ndipo zonse za chiyani?Munthu woyenda njinga
Tidakhala mwanjira ina ndi kompyuta imodzi. Bazaar sanasinthe ndewu kumenyedwa. Ndipo zonse sizingakhale kanthu, koma chowuma china chimagwira, ndipo asiyeni asamalire aliyense amene abwera kudzapereka. Ndizowopsa, chifukwa sadzakhala molunjika pa DNA yokhala ndi manja opanda kanthu. Pano pali bwenzi langa ndipo nditazindikira - anagwira njinga yanga, yomwe inali itagona pafupi, ndipo anamuponyera iye mwa wotsutsa. Njinga molondola mwa iye ndikuyenda. Pano onse omwe atenga nawo mbali amayamba kukwiya, amayenda ndikuwonera ngati bambo wokhala ndi Donya akuyesera kuti atuluke. Atazindikira, adaponya chibonga ndikuthawa, ndipo kumenyanako kunatha, pomwe ukuyenda m'mawu wamba ku Russia ...
Pafupifupi Mphoto Darwin
Nditangolandira ufulu, ndinadzigulira. Ndipo monyadira adaponya mpando wakumbuyo. Chabwino, muno - iye amamva kuwawa kwambiri. Ndipo patatha theka pachaka, adadzuka pa positi - kotero kupweteka uku ndikangolowa, kuchokera pampando wakumbuyo komwe ndidawuluka kwambiri, kuti, pamene nyenyezi zidaletsedwa m'maso ... ndikuwuluka pansi pa kutsogolo. Chifukwa chake sanatenge mwayi, adanamizira wina. Osati dzenje la chipolopolo, lotchedwa ...