Kodi mukudziwa tsiku lalikulu kwambiri padziko lapansi? Disembala 31. Munthu wachikulire pa tsikuli akumva ngati mwana wazaka zinayi, yemwe amayi ake amachedwa kuntchito ndipo motero adakhala mu Kindergarten womaliza. Amakhala pa cartit, amasewera sitima ndipo ali ndi vuto, chisoni ndi kutaya mtima, ndipo aphunzitsi amapita momuzungulira iye, ngati Hunnas, ndipo palibe chisangalalo m'moyo wachimwemwe.
Chifukwa chake apa. Disembala 31, milandu yonse yapangidwa kale. Mphatso zimagulidwa, zodzaza ndi kuyikidwa pansi pa mtengo wa Khrisimasi. Herirrirnem yomweyo imayikidwa ndikukongoletsedwa. Adagula. Mipeni yatsika. Akazi tsopano ali owopsa kuuluka ndi mipeni iyi kukhitchini, kupanga zodula ndi mayonesi ndi saladi, ndikupanga kuti muchite bwino kwambiri, osati kuyimitsidwa pansi pa muvi. Lucky, yemwe udindo wake sunatseke pa nyumba yachifumu, amatha kupita pa Disembala 31st kuti agwire ntchito. Mwayi tsiku logwira ntchito. Mwakuchita, m'maofesi ambiri, olamulira ali kale mosangalala, antchito wamba pakuukira kwa Fever Gulani Champigne, atsikanawo adakodwa kunyumba, ndipo amuna otopa okha omwe adathawa tsiku lomaliza la chaka chachikale. Liwiro lomwe amuna omwe akuvutikawo amasankha mthengayo ku Graceryyo akufanana ndi liwiro lomwe mungatulutsemo pomwe kuyatsa chidzachepetsedwa kubiriwira. Zotsatira zake, mudzaledzera mu zinyalala kale kwa mawotchi atatu a tsikulo, tikudziwa, sosamu. Mutha kukhala, kukhalabe kunyumba ndipo tinene kuti, kusewera kompyuta. Tawoneka oyipa, kupha Orcs kapena kutenga zonunkhira za Disembala pa Disembala 31? Zokhazo sizingagwire ntchito. Ichi ndi gawo la psychology ya anthu: Ngati munthu (makamaka ngati munthu wamkazi) amagwira ntchito, sadzabweretsa umunthu woyipa. Palibe chilichonse chomwe mwachita kale chilichonse ndipo thandizo lanu silingafunikire, muyenera kumva mawu ndi mkazi ndi mtima wanga wonse, zomwe kuchokera ku mphamvu zanga zonse, zomwe kuchokera ku mphamvu komaliza Mashelufu pakuukira, Ambuye. Kuphatikiza apo, nthawi ina pamakhala vuto la njala ndi lakuthwa. Ili ndi njala yapadera komanso yapadera, yomwe imangochitika chaka chilichonse. Patsikuli, malo onse akukhitchini kuyambira m'mawa amakakamizidwa kukhala chakudya chokoma. Mulungu nayenso ndi saladi wa nkhanu ndi chimanga. Koma herring'i yowoneka bwino, ngati kuti asesa pang'ono ku nsomba, owazidwa pang'ono ndi anyezi wota! Koma bastherma, wosemedwa ndi magawo azomwe! Ngakhale sitinasiyire kuzindikira pano kuchokera kwa njala mukamaganiza za zonsezi, nenani chinthu chachikulu: munthu wamkulu yemwe ali ndi udindo wachita izi amasandulika kukhala m'khichini kuti akakwere chidutswa. Ndi malingaliro oyenera ndi zochita kuchokera kwa okondedwa. Amayi aku Russia amatenga gawo lolanga amayi, ndipo kuba soseji pagome ndi njira yabwino yobweretsera. Pazifukwa zina, chifukwa cha chifukwa chodziwika bwino, azimayi amakhulupirira kuti pa Disembala 31st ndizosatheka kudya mpaka kumapetoMpaka izi, mwachionekere zikufanana ndi mawu a Khrisimasi, pomwe sizingatheke kudya dzuwa lisanalowe ndi nyenyezi (kutumizirana malonda a banki) 80% amadziona ngati orthodox ndipo pafupifupi 100% ndi mkangano pa Chaka Chatsopano, Khrisimasi yokhazikika kwambiri), koma zingathe kudya chaka chatsopano cha Khrisimasi mpaka 10 pm. Pofika nthawi yomwe akusangalala ndi chaka chatsopano, mudzachokapo ndipo nkhondo ya Kuranste idzatsagana ndi kupera kwamphongo. Mwa mkazi, panjira, palibe nthawi yachaka chatsopano sidzakhalaponso, chifukwa adaphedwa tsiku lonse ku Slab, ndipo chinsinsi ichi sichingamuyamikire. Chifukwa chiyani kuli kofunikira? Koma zotulutsa, pa mfundo yake ilipo. Iyi siyo ndendende momwe mukuyembekezera ife. Popanda malangizo omveka bwino, momwe mungamangire kukhitchini ya braunschcheig, osalandira mutu wa maso (ngakhale timatipatsa umboni wotere). Mlanduwo nthawi zambiri umakhala wina. Chaka Chatsopano chikuyambira pankhondo ya Kurats kapena kuchokera ku Purezidenti. Wina amagula mipira, ndikusangalala. Wina, kutuluka kuchokera pachimbudzi, kuphwanya bokosilo ndi locomotive. Wina amapukusa matalala pazenera ndi momwe wopenga amakongoletsa mawonekedwe onse ndi malo okwera. Mkazi wanu, akuyimba ndi kusuta pa ena, amadula saladi. Inu, kugwiritsa ntchito zobisika ndikuyesera kuphatikiza ndi mipando, kuwononga saladi ndikupeza mawu pamphumi. Ino ndi chaka chanu chatsopano. Izi ndi chisangalalo. Ndizopusa kuthawa ndi chisangalalo. Moona mtima :)