Mukapanga mndandanda wa mikhalidwe ya munthu wangwiro, kutitsamira mawu opanda phokoso, oyipa, chifukwa tsopano ndi template ndikulimbikitsa.
Chachikulu
Tili ndi nkhomaliro m'bwalo lodyera ndi mbatata, ndi katundu. Tigula mabotolo 12 a ketchup nthawi yomweyo, siziwononga zaka khumi. Kupita kuti? Inde, pansi pa tebulo la pakompyuta. Bwanji mutataya mu jekete lakale, Itha kukhazikitsidwa! Ndipo kotero tsiku ndi tsiku, bola ngati iye asankha kuti moyo wopanda nyali wamphamvu kwambiri padziko lapansi ulibe tanthauzo komanso wopanda chiyembekezo. Chabwino, kuti, kuti zimatengera zidutswa 20. Ndipo mwadzidzidzi Apocalypse ya Zombie, ndipo imatha kungochita ubongo patali! Zotsatira zake, tochiko zidagulidwa, ndipo banja limakhala munjira yoyesera "momwe mungakhalire ndi malipiro a 1000 rubles pa sabata, ndikudyetsa zokoma komanso zothandiza."
Mwaputala
Monga lamulo, kulondola kwake kunadzuka 7 koloko, pomwe iwe, wosakhala ndi maso, iwe ukungofuna kudya chakudya cham'mawa modekha, osaganizira chilichonse. Imeneyi ndi funso lomwe likuchitika polemba funso lopatulika: "Kodi nthawi zonse kodi nthawi zonse mumaponyera khofi? Chifukwa chake, mwa njira, ndi kwa anthu ambiri, osakhala patali! " Ayi, sadzatsuka mbale - zoyipa izi, fu. Adzayenda bwino, adzayang'ana kukwanuko kwake: "Chingwe changa chiri kuti? Nthawi zonse ndimayika patebulo lakumalo! Kodi ndi malo osungirako motani ?! Kodi ndi zinthu zingati zomwe zitha kusunthidwa m'malo osavomerezeka kwa iwo !!! "
Makhalidwe
Munthu amene inu ndi kwa kwamuyaya mumawayiwala funso loti inu nokha, Chifukwa poyankha, iye adzasambira, adzafunafuna, atero "Miniti ikuluyikitsa, ndi zotsekemera, zimapangitsa kuti zitheke ngati mungachite izi kale Dulawa, siyiyi sichoncho, osatinso Nishchensy, ndipo pafupifupi Boho. Chifukwa chake, wotsatirayo amakhala ndi masomphenya mitu 7 ndi chopereka cha matisi okonda pa nyengo zonse.
Osungidwa bwino
Muyenera kuti muli ndi mawu oti "osungidwa bwino" omwe amaphatikizidwa ndi khungu lokhazikika komanso fungo labwino la mafuta onunkhira amphongo. Ndipo simukufuna kuwona momwe munthu amayenda mozungulira nyumbayo ndi osawaza kuchokera kudera lakuda pamphuno? Ndipo amawuniritsa zotsatira za zotsatira za kutsuka? Kapena zili bwanji pakati pa mbale yachiwiri ndi mchere wotsekemera womwe umayeretsa mano? Koma zovuta zazikulu za munthu yemwe amamusunga bwino, zachidziwikire, nkhani ya kuwongolera nsidze. Manja adzatsukidwa, koma ndikofunikira kuchotsa masitolo osachepera ngati anthu kumverera ndikuyamba kufunsa mafunso opusa okhudza mawonekedwe. Kumbuyo kwa mmbuyo wanji!
Kagwilitsidwe kachuma
Alonda, nkuti, munthu aliyense ayenera kukhala wamisomali ... kuti akhale woona mtima, muli ndi mashelefu ambiri awa? Koma ndi munthu wachuma mudzakhala ndi mashelufu, onani patebulo la kukhitchini, ndipo simenti pansi pa bafa, chifukwa amaphunzira njira ya matanthwe, ndi bokosi lapadera la mbatata pakhota. Ndipo ndikubzala mbatata iyi kasupe - sizachilichonse kuti Iye ndi bokosi la Master. Ndipo intaneti kudzera mu mawonekedwe a 3 ndi 5, dikirani, dikirani, momwe sizigwirira ntchito, ndipatseni kuluma pano chinthu chimodzi ...
Oteteza
Osati. Perekani. Mulungu. Akadakhala kuti walanda ndi rag, mudzakhala mdziko la pinki pony. Ndipo munthu adayamba kuthana ndi chilolezo ndikusambira motsutsana ndi zomwe akusonkhanitsa onse osakwanira m'chigawo. Makina onse operewera, anansi omwe ali ndi nkhondo yopanda nkhondo komanso okonda magalimoto okhala ndi zowawa ndi anu. Tiyenera kukutetezani kwa munthu wina. Mwambiri, lembani izi pamndandanda wa akhumba, pokhapokha ngati mukufuna kuthamanga mozungulira amuna ankhondoyo, idzereni pansi nsapato ndikufuula kuti: "Impso yake, Vannes, chifukwa cha impso!"
Komanso nthabwala
Munthu amene adzakukutumizani nthabwala za mnzake - uyu ndi bambo wina yemwe. Amakuphunzitsaninso kukondweretsedwa ndi kubadwa kwa tsiku lobadwa, onetsetsani bwino malo amdima, tulukani m'mawa komanso musanakwatirane ndi kalendala pa Epulo 1. Eya, ndi ndime zina kuchokera ku Brooms muphunzira pamtima, chifukwa, ndizopusa. Mwa njira, kodi mumadziwa kuti mukatsuka mutu wanu, zikuwoneka ngati marina messon? A Ha!
