Dzulo ku Cafe, ndidatulutsa pachifuwa, ndikuchotsedwa mmbuyo. Maganizo a alendo osakwanira ndimadziyamwa ndi mwana wakhanda m'manja. Ndipo pongolipira ndi kupita kumsewu, ndinazindikira manyazi anga. Koma pachifuwa pachifuwa, chisa chapamutu ndi ogwedezeka pamiyendo yosiyanasiyana sioyipitsitsa.
Choyipa chachikulu ndi nyimbo yochokera ku katuni "Amayi kuti ayambire. Apa ndipomwe chida chapano ndi chachikulu. Ndikofunikira kumva kutaya kwake koyambirira, momwe misozi imayamba kutsanulira m'maso osalamulirika.
Koma kuwonjezera pa bamoth pali zochitika zina zazikulu kuti muchite bwino. Moyo wa mayi wa anamwino amakhala ndi zifukwa zazikulu. Mwamuna wanga ankakhulupirira kuti Wakunadzi wa mphamvu zakuthambo amatha ndi kubadwa kwa mwana, koma, atabadwa, adangobadwa kumene. Komabe, kulakwa kwanga kulibe. Propoctoctin ndi yodzudzula. Ndikulankhula kwambiri ndi aliyense, ataphwanyidwa kwa nthawi yochepa kwambiri ku Vulchen Stools ndi manyuzi zoyipa: "Mafunso onse ku Prolactin!"
Mayi anga akuitana tsiku lililonse ndikulangizira kuti ndipumule. Poyankha madandaulo anga okonda kugona usiku, akunena kuti sagona, chifukwa akuganiza za tsoka la mtumwi Petro. Kenako amafunsa momwe Chisisi-Pustica, ndipo amafunsa zithunzi zake. Kupatula apo, kuti tipeze ku Sukhareevskaya kwa "mizinda ina" kuti tiyang'ane pasa-foschka, chifukwa amayi anga akufanana ndi kuthawa malo osokoneza bongo awiri miliyoni. Kuchokera pagulu la agoda amakono - adzukulu achichepere, aulere komanso opanda maziko.
Ndidzanena moona mtima, ndine kutali kwambiri ndi mayi wopanda ungwiro. Tinanena mosamala pamaphunziro omwe khandali m'masikuwo linali pafupifupi 20 "Piolkov" ndi "Potolkov". Koma zakuti adasandulika, palibe amene apita. Ndipo kulimbikitsa nthawi yonseyi kunachitika kudabwitsidwa kosangalatsa. Ngati ikadali pano kuti muwonjezere kudyetsa, kuvala mzere, luso ndi kumenyana ndi colic, ndiye maola ochepa kuti kugona zikhalebe. Ndipo si zanga, koma mwana. Tikamayenda ndi mwamuna wanga, ndinawona zoyenda zitatu ndipo, ndikupindikira chiwerengero cha "pops" ndi "kuphedwa" nthawi imodzi! "
Komabe, moyo wanga sungakhale wopweteka kwambiri komanso wotanganidwa kwambiri ngati sanali kwa wowongolera, mzanga pa Facebook. Kubowoka kulinso amayi oyamwitsa, koma prolactin yake imakhala yolimba mwanzeru, ndipo ma anyezi amaphika atsopano ndi masewera achikondi amawuluka molingana ndi khitchini yoyera. Zithunzi zabanja zake mu riboni zimatha kuyendetsa matenda oopsa ngakhale banja lachifumu la Britain.
Zonena za ozunzidwa monga ine. Inde, mawindo ali ndi chisa chilichonse. Tsitsi lake limakhazikika nthawi zonse, ndipo pa nkhope yopatuka. Ndipo iye akutsikira kumangokhalira kusangalala, kulandira gawo lotsatira la diamondi ngati mphatso.
Verochka - fano langa. Madzulo alionse ndimagona ndi cholinga chofuna kuchitira m'mawa: Sambani mutu wanu ndikudula misomali. Koma patatha milungu ingapo, kutsimikiza kwanga pang'onopang'ono kumabwera. Makanda amadulidwa m'mano, ndipo amapachika nthawi zonse kuti saise ngati ng'ombe yamphongo. Zotsatira zake, ndimasinthasintha. Misomali, imakhala kunja, miyezi ingapo imangodzimva okha. Ndipo kusamba kumatha kuphimbidwa kwa masekondi angapo tsiku lililonse. M'mawa uliwonse ndimatsuka mwachangu thupi, ndipo pofika mweziwo ndi woyera.
Pa Windows, Pavlik yowoneka bwino, ayi "Cisy" ndipo palibe amene amapachikika. Buku lake ndi kunyada komanso mutu wa fetish. Zimakhala zosangalatsa ndipo zimagwa mwamphamvu mu mzimu. Ndipo ngakhale iye ayenera kukhala m'ndende, iye amachitira izo pogonana kuti breastsos mu dzanja lake yokutidwa ndi khanda. Inenso yokutidwa ndi chitsanzo chabwino, koma osati kwa eroticism, koma chifukwa chakuti mwana, popeza anaganiza kudya, misozi ine juzi pa ora liwiro mu yapansi, ndipo ine nkhondo yake pansi maganizo wokwiya a matauni okwera. Kalanga, gawo ili la thupi salinso lake, koma ndi chuma banja, ngati firiji, galimoto kapena kubweza.
Zaka zingapo zapitazo ndinali wosavuta kuti ndilingalire kuti ndine membala wa gulu la Al-Qaida kuposa gulu la "Taks Long". Komabe, moyo umapanga zina mwa zinthu zina. Nditabereka, ndinalowa m'manda onsewo ndipo, kuwonjezera pa "tummy", adalumikizana ndi magulu ena awiri: "Shiloprop yanga" ndi "Malyshchik".
Tsopano ndili wopusa pa Facebook, poganiza ma diameter a ana, ndipo amakangana kuti abadwe ndi amayi ena, omwe ndi oyamba kuyambitsa ngati apulo kapena karoti. Kukhala othandiza ntchito ya karoti, ineyo usiku ndikulemba ndemanga anam'peza kwa mafani apulo ndi kupitiriza kulumbira ndi iwo, ngakhale kutseka maso anu. Mwamuna amasangalala kuti masamba athu a masamba athu ndi enieni, kapenanso akuti, zitha kubereka.
Laibulale yonse ikakhala m'mutu mwanga, tsopano pali "tili-tili kokha, amphaka a koskin" ndi "Ndimakonda kavalo wanga, wokhala ndi ubweya wabwino bwino." Ndayiwala mawu onse anzeru, Schopnauur ndi wosokonezeka ndi Heididegr, koma tsopano ndikutanthauza kutsanzira mphaka, tambala ndi ng'ombe.
Posachedwapa, bungwe lina boma anandipempha kulemba nanenso ndi tsiku, ndipo ine mwadzidzidzi anazindikira ndi mantha aakulu kuti ine ndikukumbukira chabe dzina la chigawo dokotala, ndipo ine anaiwaliratu (osanenapo zimene chiwerengero lero ndi mwezi) . Ndidakoka mtanda ndikumwetulira.
"Palibe chowopsa," Mwamuna wina adanditsimikizira kunyumba, "mumadyetsa!" Khalani oleza chaka chimodzi.
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Ndidanenanso kuti kuyambira pano pachifuwa panga ndi malo odziwika bwino, chabwino, kapena mopambanitsa chofanizira chonde! Koma pafupi ndi chakudya chamadzulo, mwana anakakamira chizindikiro cha kubereka ndi kugubuduza kotereku, komwe kumayenera kubwerera mwangozi chithunzi chakale cha sisi pamiyendo iwiri. Wojambula amayi anga ananena kuti ndizosasintha ndikuti zimaperekedwa kwa mkazi kuti ajambule pa zotheka zakumaso. Kenako ndinaganiza kuti, sindine woipa kuti pali zaka miliyoni awiri pakati pa Suharevskaya ndi China - City, koma palibe chomwe chimanenedwa mokweza.
Komabe, ndikakhalabe ndi chiyembekezo ndi viper - osachepera malita a mkaka, kenako ndi mwana wake wamwamuna wamwamuna wa Melthazar - ayi. Balthazar ndi osayankhula mu banja lathu lonse. Choyamba, iye amadya phala, ngati Mbuye wachichepere. Kachiwiri, amadziwa bwino kwambiri "Muhutu-Cocotuhu", pomwe tikumenyabe pa funso loipa la filosofi: Kodi galu akunena bwanji? - Ndipo mpaka pano, tsoka, saloledwa. Koma chinthu chofunikira kwambiri ndikuti Balthazar kuyambira kubadwa amayang'aniridwa ndi mphika wabwino kuposa mwamunayo, yemwe ali limodzi limodzi. Zimamveka ngati mwana wodabwitsayu pa iye adabadwa.
Popeza tachitapo mlanduwo, Balthazar samasiyira alendo, posonyeza zomwe zili mumphika. Pa Equiquette, akuyenera kuyang'ana pamenepo ndi matamando. Chiwerengero cholondola chimavomereza kuposa wina aliyense. Amapempha Baltazara kuti apereke alendo pachigawo chachiwiri ndipo nthawi yomweyo chimapangitsa lipoti lina laulimi la facebook ndi Instagram. Sindimayika "monga" mphika, chifukwa amangomwalira kaduka. Banja lathu silidzadzitama pa alendowo kwathunthu. Mphika wathu udawonekerabe. Ndipo m'mene adapezanso kuti mwana akusowa, ndikumvetsetsa kuti Ballthazar sakudziwa.
Zachidziwikire, timakupera dzino limodzi kwa chaka chathunthu mpaka misozi ndi kufuula, pomwe mano sakamveka ngati bowa: atadzuka - ndipo mano ali kale m'mizere itatu. Mu chaka chake ndi miyezi iwiri, iye amadya kale magazini ndi magazi okhala ndi mpeni ndi foloko, pomwe tikuyesera kuthana ndi vuto la zukini madzi. Pambuyo pa nkhomaliro, zukini yonse ikhala kuti ikhale pa tias athu.
Ndipo pazifukwa zina, pamutu pa abambo athu, omwe amadyetsa amasuta amanjenje pa khonde. Mwina zukini - kodi ndizopatsirana ndipo zimafalikira ndi mpweya wa mpweya? Popeza ndakumana nane mumsewu, mnansiyo amatamanda modzidzimutsa. Ndine wodabwitsidwa ndikukhudza tsitsi lanu komanso lofiyira ku "chisa" - ndayiwala kusamba kuchotsa zukini! Koma anali mumenyu sabata yatha!
Koposa zonse, moyo wogona wogonana ukundikhudza. Maulo, iwo ndi mwamuna zachakumwa wothwanima vinyo, kuonera Tinto Brasse ndi chipsompsono pamene Balthazar, Groach, akukhala pa mphika wowopsa, ndiyeno apita ku maphwando a ana a nthano usiku. Popeza mwana wathu wamkazi anabadwa, ife ndi amuna anga tinali titangodutsa pang'ono zogonana: Tinathamangitsa milungu ingapo pambuyo pa mwana, akuopa kuti adzagwera pansi. Ndipo mahatchi ake adalimbikitsidwa, adabereka chidaliro, komanso ndi moyo wachiwerewere.
Ndinauza sidura ndi kumbuyo, kuti kugonana yokometsetsa tsopano zimachitika kwa ine ndi soseji chearakeh, pamene ine manyazi kudya ake pa usiku firiji. Pofuna kuyesa moyo wathu wapamtima, adalangiza filimu yolakwika, yomwe, yodzilamulira yosiyana ndi akufa. Patatha miyezi iwiri, zinadziwika kuti akufa anali pambuyo pake kwambiri kuposa unamwino. M'mawa uliwonse ndimalumbira mwamuna wanga yemwe lero tikonza kaonedwe ka kanema komanso phwando logonana.
Koma pafupi ndi usiku, kutsimikiza mtima kunamveka, mu Kolota ku Kolota Helsish. Ndinadziperekanso kuyika wotchi ndipo wotchi kuti utenge pafupi asanafike. Koma wotchi, mwachiwonekere, inali yolakwika, chifukwa tidadzipeza m'mawa - m'mawa ndi ana ndi agalu, zomwe turss ya Tinto sinalota.
Kenaka tinaganiza dziŵani okha ndi filimu osachepera pa rewind asale, pamene motsatana, ife angayesere mwana pa tulo usiku. Zinali zoseketsa kwambiri kotero kuti ife timaziyendetsa kangapo ndi kuseka kwathu. Koma ndiye ndatopa wa kanjedza migodi pa nsalu yotchinga ndi mosalekeza moans, ngati ngwazi za filimu ukuzunzidwa colic zoopsa. Ndidadzuka ku Gundan womaliza "Ltd." ndipo sikuphwanya maso - kamwa ya ngwazi idayikidwa ndi china choyera.
"Kudumpha", "ndinaganiza ndikutambasulira pamakina ndi zopukutira. Koma kenako ndinazindikira kuti iyi inali kanema, ndinakhala woseketsa, ndipo ndinasuntha mwamuna wanga kuti ndikagone. Sanayankhe ngakhale. Anakhala, chokwawa, mu stupor wokoma, anapachika mwa maso pa zenera, ndipo analibe ngakhale akutembenuza mitu mu malangizo anga. Ndinamukankhira cholimba, adafinya ndikugwa pambali pake.
Patatha zaka zingapo ndikupatsa mwana wanga m'mundamo. Kumeneko, iye ndithu kuphunzira kudya snot, kulavuliridwa, idiotic kuti am'nyoze ndi, pang'ono, kufuula ndi maso anamwazikana: "Choka" Ife zoona, pitani mitundu yonse ya ARVI ndi ORZ, komanso Vershi, nthata ndi mphutsi, ndipo ife udzawathamangitsa kudzera banja lonse ndipo ngakhale oyandikana nawo amene adzakhala mantha. Mayi anga anena kuti mphuno yanga imangotuluka chifukwa ndimamva kwambiri ndipo ndimawoneka ngati Gogol, koma, osati talente, ndipo kuti ng'ombe yamkhungu idakalipobe. Ndipo atapanda kugona usiku wina, ukagona usiku, zidzakhala zachisoni: "Zidzatha liti ?!" Zinalibe konse konse! Choyamba a colic, kenako mano, kenako kutha msinkhu.
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Mafanizo: Shuttlando