Amayi athu adasankha amuna omwe amafanana ndi Stuplitz ndi Net petrovich. Alongo athu achichepere analota za neo ndi pikali ya severus. Ndipo timakonda ndani? Ndipo koposa zonse, bwanji? Mwina zokwanira kukokera kale ku Prince, yemwe akhala kale kale kwinakwake, m'derali makumi asanu ndi atatu?
Choopsa cha Golshatega! Arnold Schwartennegor
Simukudabwitsidwa kwambiri kuti 3 koloko m'mawa bedi lanu ndilosatha, komabe, ndikukumbukira, wina adayikapo thupi lake nthawi yomweyo pambuyo pa pulogalamuyo itatha "nthawi". Ayi, simunakangana, ndipo kalonga wanu sagona pa sofa m'chipinda chochezera ndipo sakhala kuchimbudzi ndi foni, kutumiza mauthenga osewera. Mwachidziwikire, ali ku eyapoti komwe akumana ndi apongozi a munthu wina. Kapenanso m'chipindacho mozungulira ma ratches a wotchi, komwe kunali kofunikira kuti atengere beini ku Mnansi wanu.
Chipilalachi, kamodzi pa sabata akukonzekera kuukira kwa mtima wa mtima, mwakhala mukufunitsitsa kupita ku Bikini. Koma mulibe bikini. Mukufuniranji kusambira kwatsopano ngati chaka chachisanu tchuthi chanu chimasweka? Amalume Vasna akumanga maziko - ndikofunikira kuthandiza. Kufa Kuyambira Kukonza - ndikofunikira kuthandiza. Mdzukulu wolankhula anabwera kudzachitapo kanthu - ndikofunikira kuthandiza. Dziko lapansi linawulukira ku nkhwangwa yakumwamba - ndikofunikira kuti muthandizire patsogolo. Sitikudziwa choti tichite nazo, koma mukudziwa bwino yemwe ali wolakwa. M'malo mwake.
Atatu "k". Osati "wokometsa, Khyuhh, wozungulira", ayi. "Lamulo", "Conan" ndi "ofiira".
Bwindly brust. Vaphechkin
Monga mukudziwa, malamulo a Karma ndi thupi latsopano amatanthauza kuti m'makunja awo muyenera kupita kuchokera ku "Akazi Akazi" ku "akazi okalamba akazi." Ndipo kwinakwake, pakati - palinso "mayi wachikazi". Mwinanso, pakadali pano muli pa siteji iyi, chifukwa malongosoletsidwe ena chifukwa chake mumalekerera zonsezi - ayi.
Ndipo malongosoledwe ake ndi otani, ngati dzulo adabweranso 3 koloko m'mawa ndikukangana kuti inu a Crystal Serber, kukhazikika pa mwendo umodzi ndikuwulula masheya. Komanso anali ndi anyamata m'miyendo. Mumazolowera kuti amacheza ndi achinyamata, amagwira ntchito kuyambira pamenepo ndipo sakudziwa momwe angalipire nyumbayo. Koma ubale wanu ndi wokhazikika - mumaleredwa, amakulitsa.
Actics anayang'ana zonsezi ndi chitsutso.
Munthu wamatabwa. Prince Patrick, "Osasiya"
"Ankakhala moyo, padziko lapansi, pinocchio wabwino, amulemekeza." Kwenikweni, "burata" - dzina lokongola kwambiri, lomwe liri loyenera, ndipo chifukwa chake ndi chifukwa chakuti "mingbanban" - zimamveka zamwano kwambiri. Koma sindisamala. Kwenikweni, sasamala zambiri. Mawu a nkhope yake sasintha, ngakhale pamene Hakico akamwalira pazenera. Ndipo gulu la dziko la Russia lipambana --nso sizisintha.
Ndipo ngati mwazolowera kale pokerface, ndiye kuti dziko lake lolemera lidalibe. Munayesa kulira, ndikumenya mbale ndikutsogolera kusiya zolankhula - koma sizinathandize: palibe malingaliro, kunalibe kutengeka, ndipo sipadzakhala kutengeka, ndipo sipadzakhala kutengeka. Sanapereke makonzedwe oyamba. Ndipo ngati inu mudziwa komwe anthu ali moyo, inu mukadawala pamondolo ndi ndodo kuti mutsimikizire kuti kalonga wanu sadutsa, koma china chake ndi chofewa.
Koma, tsoka, sayansi silinafikepo kale.
Lone nkhan. Max kuchokera ku "Mame"
Ndizotheka kuti munthu wanu waluso kapena biker. Kapena ochita sewero. Izi, zonena kuti, atsogoleri atatu apamwamba, omveka komanso olosera ngati chosokoneza. Ndipo pamwamba 10 ndizosangalatsa. Pali zokometsera ndi zingwe. Osewera mpira, osewera a Chess, ndakatulo, zanzeru, ambulansi. Mwachidule - osati pantchito. Mlanduwo uli mu bizinesi, pepani pun zoyipa.
Zilibe kanthu kuti kalonga wanu wachita chiyani, ndikofunikira kuti amadzipanga yekha pantchitoyi. China chilichonse - komanso ubale wanu kuphatikiza - pa mfundo yotsalira. Ndipo simukutsimikiza kuti ali, awa ndi maubale. Chifukwa zonse zili mwanjira zina. Momwe zinaliri, koma ayi. Ndipo ngati mawa malekezero adziko lapansi abwera ndipo dziko lonse lapansi lidzakhala chipululu chowonera, kalonga wanu wagwidwa kwathunthu - ngati sanakhudzidwe. Kwenikweni, zidzakhala zabwino kwambiri kwa iye: zinthu zosokoneza kwambiri.
Ndipo musakhale ndi chiyembekezo kuti adzafunsa za nsidze, kukuwona mu chigoba.
Kudzipereka kwamuyaya. Robin kuchokera ku sherwood
Simunawerengenso nkhani ya msakatuli wake, chifukwa ndi osasangalatsa. Ofesi ya zamagetsi yamzindawo, Rosama, ZPP forum - sakanizani, koma osavutikira. Madzulo, ukadzatha ntchito, mudzatha kuyeretsa kouma, koma ku nyumba yosindikiza - kutola zomata ndi cholembera "ndikuda kwambiri ngati muderet". Inu simumayang'ana kulikonse - Munagulitsa galimoto, chifukwa mumadana nanu oyandikana ndi kubwezera, momwe mungathere.
Ndipo amatha misomali ndi zonyansa. Koma banja lanu limakonda amayi onse a ana anu. Ndi agogo. Chifukwa mumakhala ndi malo osewerera ana khumi ndi asanu mu bwalo (adatembenuka kumene!) Nthawi yomweyo, nthawi zambiri muziganizira ngati zinali bwino kulumikizana ndi Jigurda. Flaick yopentedwa ngati satellite wa moyo si nkhani yosavuta kwambiri, koma ndizosadabwitsa - ndiko kukhala ndi wankhondo kuti mumufunire chilungamo chomwe mukufuna kwambiri.
Amayi ndi anzeru! Roma Lavognin, "sunalome"
Kukhala msungwana wabwino, ndiye kuti mudzalandira mphotho. Khosi. Palibe munthu, monga akunenera - kuposa inu bwinoko, odalitsika kwambiri. Kaya ndinu mtsikana woyipa, mungakhale ndi adani ochepa olumbira miyeso yosiyanasiyana. Koma simunasiye adani, motero chilengedwe chotsika mtengo chidakugwetsani pa njerwa zakuda, kukupatsani inu ndi amayi.
Ndipo popeza ndiwe mtsikana wabwino, ndipo simunakhalepo ndi chidwi, Hiatus kulimbana ndi zovuta zazing'ono, mambo amatsogolera ndi akaunti yopupuluma. Amayang'anitsitsa bokosi lanu lansalu. Samayimba musanachedwe. Amakuphunzitsani kuti mukhale ndi moyo, chikondi ndi kuphika. Zikuwoneka kwa inu kuti kuchokera ku mawu ake chigaza chake cha chigaza ndi poizoni zigwera pa ubongo wanu wamaliseche. Ndipo zonse zomwe udalitsiridwe - kukonzekera kusadziwika m'madera a Svetrukha Zadolbala ".
Ndipo apo inu afunsidwa moyenerera - ndipo mwana wa Mambo satenga chiyani? Ndipo mwanayo sadzapatsa mayiyo chifukwa ali mwana wabwino. Chifukwa cha ichi mudasankha. Ali wovuta, wodalirika komanso wolimbikitsa. Osati kwa inu, maluwa a Mambo anakwera iye, ouma?
Zopanda pake koma zokongola. Chimbalangondo, "chozizwitsa wamba"
BAO, sindine woyenera. Boo-bu, sindinakonzekere. BAO, ndipo mukutsimikiza kuti mukufuna ndi ine komanso mwachimwemwe, komanso chisoni? Boo-bu, ayi, ndili ndi vuto lochoka popanda chipewa usiku wa chimfine, zikuwoneka kuti inu mungandikonde (c). M'malo mwake, zikuwoneka kuti muli ndi chimanga m'chinenerocho kuchokera ku zotsimikizika zosatha. Ndinu abwino kwambiri, ndimakukondani ndendende. Inde, chimodzimodzi. Zachidziwikire. Panjani pamtima, osati chiwindi ndi pa clip.
Koma amafunikirabe kuganiza pang'ono. Kodi mukumvetsa - bwanji ngati chilichonse sichitha? Panali ndi zaka eyiti, ndipo tsopano mwadzidzidzi sizimagwira ntchito, ndipo mawa muikemo. Pamodzi ndi ana anu awiri anu, chisindikizo, chomata surgedriver ndi nyumba yopanda ndalama. Ndi Mulungu, zinali zosavuta kukhala ndi chimbalangondo. Iwo, apa, kununkhira, koma chete. Osaganizira.
Misanchopy ndi "Nicviss". Karl Friederich Jeonim, "kuti Munchhausen"
"Anthu amagawidwa mwa iwo omwe samvetsa chilichonse ndipo iwo amene samvetsa chilichonse" - Uwu ndi mbiri yabwino kwambiri. Ndipo mbiri ya moyo wanu popeza mudakonda - malo osungira. Mukukumbukira, sichoncho?
Drive, khalani chete, yang'anani ndikuwona
Pumani, kumva, kudana
Ndi kukhumudwitsa ndi kulekerera
Ndipo kudalirani, ndi tweak.
Scarptt? Mwalandilidwa. Yendetsani kusiya moyo wanu omwe samvetsetsa chilichonse (omwe samvetsetsa chilichonse chomwe chingachotsedwe kuti chiyesedwenso). Pitilizani kuyandikira nokha kuti mumalemba malingaliro ake anzeru. Muwoneni Iye mkamwa mwake pamene akuganiza ndi kuwona chowonadi mwa iwo. Kupumira, mumvere iye, kudana ndi onse amene safuna kumva izi, makamaka kuwakwiyitsa ena, makamaka mwanjira inayake.
Chifukwa chake, kuti avutike ndipo osakwera kuti agwiritse ntchito matupi opepuka nthawi yomweyo. Adzazunzidwa ndi kuferedwa, adzadalira cholema ichi, kuti amvere Mawu athu. Kodi ndi chiyani chomwe muli pachibwenzi chofananacho - mumadziyesanso pambuyo pake. Wopangidwa ndi chivundi chake. Koma mukasankha, mudzakondwera kwambiri kuti musamuuze kuti adaniwo adayika mfuti.
Kuwongolera kuwuluka.