Magalasi okwiyitsidwa omwe amakhumudwitsidwa kwambiri ndi magalasi

Anthu samakhala opanda chidwi ndi anthu m'magalasi - makamaka kwa akazi. Ndi chisamaliro chochuluka motani kwa ife chikuyenda! Ayi, ayi, sichoncho konse kuti muwerenge zomwe sitikuwona, ndi chopukutira ndi dzanja laubwenzi kwa optics, pomwe "maso achiwiri" ndi chifunga choyendera. Koma ndi maupangiri ndi malangizo angati omwe timamva ndikuwerenga tsiku lililonse! Ndipo, kukhala oona mtima, - ife tiri nazo.

"Umangofunika kudya mabulosi ndikuwoneka obiriwira!"

Ndipo kodi buluu wamtambo amalipira bwanji kuwonongeka kwa ma eyebungs?

"Zonse ndi chifukwa mumawerenga kwambiri ndipo mumakhala maola ambiri pakompyuta!"

Ndipo anthu omwe ali ndi vuto lomva amangomvetsera mwala wolemera komanso shhony sphyny. Moyo ungakulitse myopia - koma muubwana komanso waunyamata kokha, pamodzi ndi chakudya ndi kuvulala kokwanira. Mwina izi zikuchitika chifukwa choti sindinadye molakwika?

"Magalasi sakhala achikazi! Amuna sakonda atsikana agalasi! "

Amayi amavala magalasi okhaokha kuchokera ku Hubbynencey kuchokera ku Hubbyness kuchokera ku Hubyness, ndipo amuna onse omwe adakumana nawo ndikukhala ndi akazi m'magalasi - ozunzidwa a njira zachiwawa komanso zachiwawa. Zachidziwikire, tilibe ufulu wotonthoza, ngati nthawi yomweyo sizachikazi osati monga amuna onse mkati mwa ma kilomita sate.

"Magalasi ndi oseketsa! Mukukumbutsani za mphunzitsi wanga woyamba! "

Zokwanira mokwanira, koma sitisamala za zokonda za anthu ena. Tikufuna kuwona komwe nthambi iyi imatsogolera. Ndipo mwa njira, bwanji aliyense ali wotsimikiza kuti tikufunadi kukhala ngati mphunzitsi woyamba wa winawake?

"O, mukufunikabe kugwira ntchitoyo!"

Kodi ndinu dokotala wa opaleshoni, ndipo ndili ndi zizindikiro za aspiticitis? Osati? Siyani malingaliro anu azachipatala. OPHthalmogists salimbikitsa kulowererapo kwa opaleshoni, ngati palibe zoopseza za masomphenya.

"Onetsetsani kuti mukuyesa masewera olimbitsa thupi a Dr. Staprokina!"

Limbikitsani munthu yemwe ali ndi zothandizira kumva "zolimbitsa makutu"! Dziwani za inu zomwe tili chete. Apanso: Masewera olimbitsa thupi a m'maso, zakudya, mabulosi ndi zovina ndi tambuurine sizimasintha myopia wamkulu. Masewera olimbitsa thupi amatha kusintha zinthu mkati mwa theka ndi theka ngati kufooka kwa masomphenyawo kumachitika chifukwa cha kutopa kwa minofu. Palibe njira zopangira zolakwa zomwe sizigwiritsa ntchito magalasi ".

"Simukugwira ntchito, chifukwa mukufuna kubereka poyamba, inde?"

Inde, nthawi khumi ndi zisanu ndi ziwiri, ndi chilichonse chopanda magawo a ku Cesarean.

"Ubwino wopanda magalasi!"

Ayi, ndikumva bwino popanda magalasi. Chifukwa chopanda magalasi, sindikuwona kalikonse. Ndimagwera mu chombudzi ndikufa kumeneko. Sindikhala pa basi ndipo sindibwereka. Ndipo nditha kukhala ndi mphaka nyumba imodzi.

"Chabwino, mutha kusankha mandala!"

Mwamuna aliyense m'magalasi amangopanga teleportation kuchokera m'zaka za zana la khumi ndi chisanu ndi chinayi ndipo alibe lingaliro laling'ono loti amapeza mandala olumikizana nawo. Amandisamalira, kunyamula!

"Masomphenya oyipa - zotsatira za kusafuna kwanu kuyang'ana pankhope!"

Ndipo tiyeni tikupatseni ndalama ya diso lanu, kenako ndikuuzeni momwe mukunyansira kukhala konyansa?

"Ndipo tiyeni tiyese! O, sindikuwona chilichonse mwa iwo! "

Ndipo izi sizingomukhumudwitsa, koma akhumudwitsa. Chotsani magalasi okhala ndi munthu wokhala ndi maso oyipa ndikuyesera pa iwo nokha - nthabwala kwambiri. Chifukwa simuyesa kukhudzika kwa munthu wina. Chifukwa mumakhulupirira kuti simusankha nzimbe kapena kupindika mwa munthu yemwe ali ndi vuto la minofu. Mwangokumbutsa wina za zaka za sukulu. Inu "mokongola nthabwala" zimalepheretsa zida za munthu zomwe zimatsimikizira kuzindikira kwadzikoli. Si zoseketsa. Ndizochititsa nyansi.

Ndipo chomaliza:

"Koma ngati Novodvorskaya amanga magalasi ambiri, mwina sikakana kulowa ndale, padzakhala mwamuna, ana ..."

Kuletsa magalasi ngati chida chotsutsa cha boma cha anti-Boma. Nthawi yomweyo!