Momwe Mungadziwire Kodi Munthu uyu ndi Yemwe Akukufunani?

Ndipotu mfundo za kuyezetsa amazindikira bwenzi la "pa abwino" zikuoneka kuti ife wankhanza pang'ono ... mmm ... sizolondola. galimoto Izi anagula Nditaphunzira magawo luso ndi luso, mayeso galimoto ndi maganizo mokwanira za kuthekera yogula. Ndipo chikondi ndi zomveka zinthu ndizochepa. Koma pali maubwenzi ndi mikhalidwe yotere m'moyo, pomwe zili bwino, monga akunenera, ndibwino kuti muchepetse tsitsi lanu komanso osaphwanya anzanu "komwe maso anga anali" momwe maso anga analiri. "

Kuno zoterezi timapereka ang'ono athu, koma zimasonyeza mndandanda wa "sanali zowononga kuyezetsa" njira.

Tengani ku Ikea - yesani pa chipiriro.

Osati kwenikweni ku Ikea, koma kwenikweni kwa mkazi aliyense kwambiri ndipo, m'malo mwake, zinyalala zopanda tanthauzo - gudumu lako kusefukirana ndi mawonekedwe a pinki kapena makandulo otenthetsera. Funani wanu "dzenje" mosamala, osati mofulumira, musaiwale kuti ndi yabwino chimbudzi ndodo, komanso mathawulo, potuluka mwadzidzidzi maganizo anga ndi kubwerera, chifukwa mtundu wa "mtundu wina wa sali ngati ". Cholinga cha kuyesera konseku ndikumvetsetsa kuchuluka kwako komwe kumakuwuma, komanso ngakhale timayamikira zofuna zanu, ngakhale atakhala pafupi. Kupatula apo, mu banja la "makanda" oterowo mudzakhala ndi zoposa. "Mkwati" wabwino kwambiri adzapirire misala maola onse, adzapatsa maupangiri angapo pamitundu ndi mitundu, adzabweretsanso kugula kwa Office, oletsedwa ndi lingaliro lanu la narhik , kaye kwa ola mpaka potsiriza mulibe stive kukakumana amenewa. Komabe, mnyamatayo atsika, pomwe nthawi ina amati: "Muli ndi zosangalatsa pano, ndipo ndili kuseri kwa mabatani. Kodi umatenga kangati? ". Koma mkwati ali kale ndi mphindi khumi la zamalonda, ndi capricious, zoyipa ndi loyenda ya ndodo kukhoma - ziri zoyipa. Ikani ma sun.

Mupempheni kuti 'asachikitse alumali' - kuyesedwa kwa "Hzisino".

Muyenera kukhala otsimikiza kuti munthuyo ali ndi manja akumera kuchokera pamalo oyenera. Zifukwa, zomwe, akuti, ndikosavuta kuyimbira katswiri kuposa kuwononga nthawi yopachika mashelufu ndi kukonza mbale zoyambira. Pamene kumenyedwa kosaneneka kumapulumutsa khosi ku nyumba yanu, Mphakayo imapachikika pansi (oligarke) ikubwezerani kuti muwerenge, mudzakumbukira za "alumali" ndi icho Sizikuwoneka kuti adzatonthoza. Chifukwa chake, lolani kukoka kokongola matabwa, screwdriver ndi masitepe ena - ndikuyesa. Adathamangitsa nthawi yoyamba, osanenapo za intaneti - chabwino. Ndinazunzidwa, abwenzi a izmuven, Google, alumali ndi khoma, koma amakwaniritsa zotsatira - bwino. China chilichonse si kusankha kwathu. Tinaika molimba mtima molimba mtima.

Tengani izi poyenda - yesani kukakamiza kumiza.

Ndipotu, masiku awiri ulendo pamalo uncharted ndi njira yosavuta komanso ambiri mosavuta kuphunzira momwe munthu amachitira zinthu mu vuto sanali muyezo. Mutha kupita kuthengo, mutha kukhala pasitimayo, kufika pa station "pokakusisk" ndikungofika pomwe pali mayina ena kuti angokhala chete . Nthawi zambiri, lonjenjezani "wachikondi cha zokondweretsa", koma yang'anani konse. Kodi amaika chihema, monga malo msasa, momwe amayendayenda moto, pamapeto, negotiates ndi madalaivala m'dera thalakitala, kotero kuti anthu anakoka inu ku "Leschka" pa njira ya adzalola kumvetsa kaya zotheka kuti tizidalira mu Fors Majer. Kodi chilichonse mwaluso, malovu samasungunuka, manja a Trout - tengani, osaganiza. Ndi munthu wotere, inunso mu izi za Zombie zidzakhalabe masharubu, osavulala ndipo, koposa zonse, kudyetsedwa. Pedoomed nane kuti akamwe zoziziritsa kukhosi wopanga khofi, kabala, malaya kukhuthala awiri ndi bokosi la mkate kwa inu - kutenga sakuganiza. Mu zombie apocalypse mudzakhala mfumukazi zombie - osachepera. Koma ngati zikhale poyamba, ndiyeno m'gulu anakana kuchoka ku anayatsa refueling patsogolo kuposa mamita 500 - anamuyika opanda. Palibe Apocalypse iliyonse, inde, sadzatero, koma chifukwa chiyani muyenera kuyika pachiwopsezo?

"Nsalu" ndikuwona momwe angachitire - kuyesedwa kokomera mtima.

Tengani ndi "Zabyat" punaroshka. Ndipo ndizotheka komanso popanda "punaroshka". Kumva vuto, itanani okondedwa anu ndikuvutika ndi coil wathunthu. Mapeto, ndiwe mtsikana, ndipo uli ndi ufulu wonse wa whitel. Zomwe wokondedwa zimakuuzani zambiri. Mwachitsanzo, za kuthekera kwake kuti amvere chidwi, komanso kuthekera kokha kuti angomvera chisoni komanso kumva chisoni, komanso samalani. Kupatula apo, muyenera kukhala kuphiri ndikusangalala, ndili ndi thanzi, ndipo, monganso zachisoni, zopindika. Ambiri, ngati anafika anabweretsa thandizo (malalanje ndi piecakers, mwachitsanzo) imawunikidwa nkhaniyi ndipo anaganiza: kaya foni kaya zowawa azichitira ndi kugonana, kapena kungokhala pansi ndi chisoni - mwamuna wamkulu adzatuluka Iwo. Popeza adatcha dokotala wakutali ndikutumiza maluwa, malalanje ndi makeke okhala ndi mauthenga - akuti-otero - pa Troechka. Ndipo palibe "Mkwati", amene poyankha madandaulo anu adzanena "bwino, achitiridwa kumeneko. Zolondola, imbani! " Ndi kuyika foni. Chikwangwani chikafika - molimba mtima kumunyamula m'khosi.

Mufunseni kuti akutengeni kuchokera kuphwando la kampani - kuyesedwa kodekha.

Mudzakhala okongola m'mavalidwe anu amadzulo, kuledzera pang'ono, osati zokwanira komanso zowopsa. Ndipo tambala zoopsazi, adzafunika kuchita ndi nyumbayo yotetezeka ndi kusungidwa. Chifukwa cha kuyera kwa kuyesako, kuyika mgalimoto mgalimoto mgalimoto angapo "osawoneka bwino", osachepera amodzi ndikutenga botolo la champagne. Panjira, kambiranani ndi tsatanetsatane wa atsikana a chipani, hichkai, akunong'oneza pakhungu mnzake wa scabitaness, amafunikira kwambiri kupitirira kwa phwandolo ... ndipo musadzikane. Pomaliza, muli ndi apa, ndipo ngati cudak uyu akufuna kukwatira inu, tiyenera kukhala ndi kuuzidwa za mu kuya kwa kuya wanu. Chilichonse ndichosavuta apa. Ngati inu nokha usiku uno kunyumba, osati kwinakwake mu Moscow mphete Road ndi anzake ndi shampeni - ndinu zosatheka mwayi ndi munthu amene anasankhidwa.

Konzani iye gawo la nthawi yayitali - kuyesedwa kofunikira.

Mng'oma wake ubwera pansi, mwana wa bwenzi kapena mwana woyandikana nawo. Ndi wopata wowopsa komanso wowonongeka. Palibe "waluso" chifukwa chothandiza ndikuthetsa kuchokera kunjira yovuta. Inde, kunamizira kuti muli ndi ziwengo zowopsa pa mwana wanu ufa. Apa mupeza chithunzi cha chikhulupiriro chokhazikika - palibe chomwe chimakhala ndi chidwi ndi mwana wokongola wokhala ndi mwana wakhanda m'manja mwake amangoyang'aniridwa wa preckilogist. Ngati mukukhala amayi kamodzi, ndiye kusankha kwanu ndikosavuta komanso zomveka.

Onetsetsani kuti "bardak" yanu ndi "bardak" yake ikufananizidwa - kuyesedwa kwanyumba.

Mano openga ndipo osachokapo asanakuukitsireni. Komabe, nthawi ina itasiya nyumbayo m'chilengedwe. Zilibe kanthu kuti njira yopita ku kompyuta imayikidwa m'manda a ma shiti a kiretina ndi maswiti ascy aswiti. Ndinu, ndipo moyo wabanja sudzapangitsa kuti ukhale woyera. Inde, ndipo ife ndikanalangiza ndi purelves lenileni kuti pang'ono "kukula mwa dongosolo la tarts anamwazikana ndi awiri mphambu zitatu mbale osasamba mu lakuya. Ingofanizira momwe zinthu zingakhalire mukakhala ndi ukhondo m'nyumba, ndipo muone momwe mwasankhidwira wanu angachite. Sindinazindikire - zapamwamba. Tengani. Ndazindikira ndikupereka thandizo. - Onani. Zachisoni zonyansa ndikutulutsa chotsukira. - Atler, ngakhale wowopsa. Koma iwo amene akukumana ndi mphuno powona la sprubby pagalasi, mfundo pa ubweya wa galuyo pa wofunda kapena kulowa ndi chakudya chamadzulo - pitirirani tsache.

Mudziuze kuti "Ayi" nthawi yomweyo pamene "inde" ndi mayeso a amuna.

Ingonenani ayi, sindikufuna kutero. Ndasintha malingaliro anga ". Inu mukudziwa, izi ndi kuyesera m'malo mazira, iye ndi wamphamvu akuipiratu poyerekezera ndi munthu wake wokondedwa ngakhale sneaky. Koma ngati mukutsika kukaikira mu chinyengo chake chachimuna - chitani. Sakana ayi ". Mudzazindikira nthawi yomweyo kuti muli ndani kwa iye - wokondedwa wofanana, bwenzi ndi mkazi wamtsogolo, kapena - chinthu chachilendo. Kuchita chilichonse (kukopa, kukakamiza, nthabwala, masewera "ophatikizika, ophatikizika, zonyoza) kupatula kuvomera kwanu kutanthauza kuti si munthu wanu

Muuzeni za momwe "mumadzifunira" - kuyesedwa kwa nthabwala.

Ambiri mwina, "wodalirika" mwamuna angathe kupirira mayesero onsewa ndipo atalandira chifukwa waluntha, inu mukumvetsa zimene ine ndachita chinachake osati yabwino. Kodi inu munali mwayi kukumana ndi zodabwitsa, anzeru, wanzeru, munthu wamkulu, ndipo inu pazifukwa zina kumuyenera izi idiotic onse "macheke." Yakwana nthawi yopanga zinthu mwachangu ndikuvomereza kwa Iye m'chilichonse. Izi zidzakhala mayeso omaliza ndi inu (chifukwa cha kuwona mtima), ndi zake (pa nthabwala) ndi ubale wanu (mwa ubale wanu). Timapereka chitsimikiziro cha 99.9% chomwe chidapirira bwino zokomera, isivit ndi iyi. Ndipo ngati sichoncho, dzipangeni kuyenda kuchokera ku njerwa yachikaso. Chifukwa anyamata osaseketsa ali ngati tchire ali ngati tchizi: zikuwoneka kuti chinthucho ndi chosangalatsa, koma palibe amene akudziwa chifukwa chake.