Mwinanso pali akazi apadera omwe amakonda kuyeretsa kuyeretsa. Kwenikweni, azimayi oterowo amakhala pa intaneti yapadziko lonse lapansi ndipo amatha kuwononga ndemanga yanu kwa sabata limodzi: "Ndipo ndidakali bata." Kututa wamba wamba kutchuka kumadana ndi ulusi wonse wa mzimu ndi maloto ochepetsa mtengo wake popanda kuwonongeka.
1. Imbani chithandizo. Kamodzi miyezi isanu ndi umodzi iliyonse - simungathe kuthyola, makamaka ngati mumawerengera ndalama zingati zomwe timaphatikiza pachabe. Ndipo apa tidzabwera anthu achilendo amene adzachotsedwa, ndipo sadzakonza zoyipa pamutu: "Kutsuka ndi chinthu chachikazi." Pa nthawi yomwe imayamba chifukwa ntchito yochizirani ntchito imasunga mabanja, psyche ndikuchepetsa kolowera. Nthawi yonseyi ichita izi mwambiwu "kuchuluka kwa dzinja".
2. Gwiritsani ntchito zotupa zoboola zakale, komanso pafupipafupi. Kenako njira "yothiriridwa - imadikirira mphindi - idatsukidwa." Sikofunika kuwonjezera mawu oti "kuthiridwa ndi nsalu, chinkhule chachitsulo ndikutemberera chilichonse padziko lapansi." Ndipo pafupifupi njira khumi zopangira moyo wanu kwachilendo, tidzalankhulanso nthawi ina.
3. Siyani kuweta chakudya. Gwiritsani ntchito malaya ophika, pansi pa pepala la foul. Chifukwa chake mudzapha (ndi kudya popanda kuvulaza m'chiuno) ma hares awiri: Simuyenera kukokera poto yokazinga ndipo chitofu chimakhala choyera.
4. Zojambula! Ngati munganyalanyaze mfundo yachitatu, musanakwerere kena kake, ndikukhomera mbale ndi ma sheet awiri ovala. Fuck - chotsani zojambulajambula - adamwetulira pamwala yoyera.
5. Makoma onyowa mozungulira chitofu chagesi ndikupanga mafayilo a chakudya kwa iwo. Imangotuluka, kuteteza matawono kuchokera ku ma slalashes, mafuta ndi soot. Zomwe muyenera kusintha nthawi ndi tsiku ndi yatsopanoyo. Ndikumwetulira makoma (kumwetulira ndi mawonekedwe oyera, ngati mukukhulupirira intaneti, - ntchito yomwe amakonda kwambiri azimayi omwe amatonthola matepe).
6. Kutuluka kwa zinthu khumi. Mawa ndidzataya zinthu zina khumi. Tsiku pambuyo pa mawa - Khumi. Osafunsa mafunso. Ingopezani tsiku lililonse 10 zinthu za mpweya.
7. Titenge mtengo wa Khrisimasi! Pakali pano, Januwale atatha kale. Mudzawerenga pambuyo pake. Ngakhale ... Januwale kutha, zikutanthauza kukanja chilimwe, ndipo mulibe kutali. Osataya!
8. Gulani kapu ya pulasitiki ya mbale mu microwave. Sankhani mbale nthawi iliyonse mukamawafunda kapena kuphika. Iwalani za kutsuka kwamphamvu kwa microwave kuchokera mkati.
9. M'malo mwa masamba ndi zipatso mu kumira, muyeretseni mu colander Kuyimirira mu kumira. Pambuyo poyeretsa, zomwe zili mu Cchlable mu zinyalala.
10. Crawd Cat. Mwanjira yabwino, kunali kofunikira kuchita miyezi iwiri yapitayo. Koma tsopano silinachedwe. Googing "kuyimba amphaka" ndikuyitanitsa katswiri. Ayi, uku sikunyoza nyama. Inde, ndi njira yosavuta yochotsera ubweya wopatsa thanzi lonse. Inde, anthu zikwizikwi amatero. Ndipo - inde, kukongola kwanu kwa tsitsi kwa nthawi yayitali kumakhala kokongola kwambiri.
11. Kuponya muintcooken. Kupukuta mu kukumbukira izi "komanso cholumikizira pang'onopang'ono sichimagwira ntchito kwambiri, monga mu Wiron / Fryer Roaster / Fryer Roaster / Copper Basin / Copper Stopbag ndi wokongola. Pakatha sabata limodzi, adampatsa iye "Pet" ikuluikulu ".
12. Orm Anzake monga mphatso pa zotsuka za Robot ya Robot ya Robot. Sabata pambuyo kubadwa tsiku lobadwa, ndimangocheza ndi michere ya "chiweto chachikulu".
13. Lekani kuphwanya bafuta ndi ma jeans. Ndipo ambiri, tchulani mawu akuti "chitsulo" chokha mu gawo la semantic.
14. Pitani kumalo ogulitsira ndikudzigulira yogati. Mubwera kunyumba - ponyani yogurtiite. Kapena kupatsa chibwenzi, chomwe chimaletsa kuyeretsa kwa matepe. Ndimamupatsa bowa wamaliro, yisiti bowa ndi bowa wa tiyi. Lolani kuti amvetsetse mwa zeni, ndikupangitsa ziweto izi ndikubwezeretsanso ndalama zawo.
15. Moi RAG yopukuta fumbi lamiyendo. Fumbi lidzasalika kawiri mashelufu, ndipo ndiwe kawirikawiri monga momwe mumapukutira.
16. Lembani Facebook kuti mumadana ndi mafano, zoseweretsa zofewa, misempha ndi osonkhetsa madothi. Onetsetsani kuti anzanu onse amvetsetsa kuti zinthuzi sizingakupatseni. Khalani ndi zida zonse zotsatizana: "zida zonse zochulukitsa" anthu, omwe apeza m'nyumba (mutha kupeza (mutha kukhala ndi fumbi).
17. Gwiritsitsani choyera. Malinga ndi Guru wa "Manyumba Ouluka Nyumba Zanyumba Frand, zimasintha mozizwitsa moyo wanu wonse. Sitinayang'anire - koma mwadzidzidzi idzakuthandizani.
18. Pewani amuna ndi akulu aakulu. Auzeni kuti kuyeretsa tsopano ndi ntchito yawo. Abweretse moyo wawo.
