Chekhiv mu siketi ndi ardechenko chipewa cha clot - kapena taffphiant chipewa, chidwi ndi kupanda pake, kumanzere kwa mbiri yaumbambo yeniyeni ya SARCcasm, yemwe sanatha zaka zana.
Za mzimu waku Russia
Ndife achilendo kwa anthu athu abwino, kwa ngwazi zathu. Mwachitsanzo, timakonda kwambiri nekrasov kwambiri, koma zambiri zomwe ndimakondwera ndi kuti anali wotchova juga. Zokhudza ma dstoevsky amaphunziranso osamva bwino kwambiri kuti nthawi zina ankatayika m'makhadi onse mpaka kumapeto komaliza.Mukudzidziwa nokha - a Trutschev ananena kuti "malingaliro a Russia samveka," ndipo popeza thupi lina silili m'thupi la munthu, limatsalira. Chiwerengero chimodzi mwa manambala a anthu akumaloko chinayamba, akunena kuti, Alimba kuti amvetsetse, inde anathamangitsidwa.- Ndikupita kwa ine - pali malo ochepa, amagwira ntchito bwino kuchokera ku appendicitis. - Kodi muli ndi appendicitis? - Ayi, ndili ndi kuchotsera.
Oh hipster
Wolemba ndakatulo anali wosangalatsa kwambiri. Sanakhalebe ndakatulo, koma atapangidwa kuti asatchulidwe ka ndakatulo, koma sizinamulepheretse ndakatulo komanso zodabwitsa, mwina kuposa ndakatulo zina zomwe zili ndi mavesi enieni.
Pa 6 koloko kudzuka? Mukupenga bwanji, chiyani? Khadi lomwe mutha kusintha mitsempha yanu!Chifukwa chake, mwa njira, zimachitika nthawi zonse - anthu akafuna kuyankhula, amapita ku lesitilanti ndi nyimbo. Nyimbo zimasokoneza, mawu owuma. Ndikofunikira kufunsa katatu kufunsa, dikirani kupuma, nthawi zina osapirira komanso kukwiya. Komabe, pazifukwa zina, pazifukwa zina, pitani ku lesitilanti ndi nyimbo.
Oh zolimba
Kuchokera kuvina kulikonse, mutha kuchita zina zomwe mudzakokedwe kuti mupewe kutupa anthu, kapena zowoneka bwino, monga kuvina kwa Mfumu Davide pamaso pa Basiyo (ngakhale Davide, malinga ndi umboni wa Baibulo , adabwera atakumananso ndi kusamvana kwabanja.Za malo ochezera a pa Intaneti
Kwa ine, izi ndi nthabwala yomvetsa chisoni: imodzi mwazovuta zopweteka kwambiri m'moyo wanga ndichakuti uphungu nthawi yonse undipatsa. Kodi ndili ndi zopusa, kapena anthu onse omwe amakumana ndi ochezeka - sindikudziwa. Koma kuchokera ku Soviets - ku G-bay! Palibenso kusuta. Ndipo ngati iwonso analangiza, ndi kumvetsetsa kwawo. Chifukwa chake ayi! Atsikana amalangizanso, choti athe kumwa mankhwala, dokotala - momwe angalembere nkhani, minda - pomwe mungayitanitse zipewa, pulofesa wa filosophy - momwe angapangire ana anthawi imodzi - momwe angadye nawo mokwanira.
Pamavuto osatha
- Mukupita kuti? - amafunsa mayi. - Chakudya cham'mawa. - Mukuchedwa bwanji? - Inde, adayitanidwa ku ola. - Zimapweteka molawirira. Kaya si bwino kupita pambuyo pake. Pitani awiri. - Mutha kupita china chocheperako, koma iwo, chabwino, aliyense adya.Palibe amene amalangizidwa kwambiri ngati chitsiru.
Nthabwala ndizoseketsa pomuuza. Ndipo akakhala kuti ali ndi nkhawa, amakumana ndi mavuto.
Za akazi
Nkhani ya Olechnushka, m'maganizo kwambiri, anali motere. Amakonda Vova, koma Vova ndi wokondwa, ndipo ali ndi mwayi mu chilichonse. Ndipo Dima ndi wosauka kwambiri ndipo ena sanachite bwino, ndipo zonse ndi zoipa, ndipo ngakhale samukonda. Chifukwa chake, ndikofunikira kumukwatira. Chifukwa ndizosatheka kupangitsa munthu kukhala woipa kwambiri.
Ngati mukufunitsitsabe chibwenzi cha mkazi chokhumudwitsidwa ndikudziwa kuti m'bale wake alibe malaya a kasupe.
Musya Riven anali mwana, koyamba kwa nthawi yoyamba yomwe mwana wosudzulidwa, wachisoni, wamalingaliro komanso wodekha, zomwe sizinawonongeke ndi anthu ena.
Zokhudza Voteza Zachuma
Margarita Nikolaevna ndi mbiri ya mkazi wanzeru. Zimabwera mu upangiri mu nthawi yovuta yamaganizidwe. Makamaka akazi. Pazinthu komanso zovuta zomwe sakubwera kwa iye. Ndizomveka. Kamodzi ali wanzeru, ndiye kuti palibe ndalama yomwe ingaperekedwe.
Tsopano alibe chidwi ndi chikhalidwe cha Russia, koma mwa mitundu ina yosiyana - zida zopangira Russia.Ndikudziwa ngati ndagula pepala labwino. Koma popeza sindikufuna kulipira ntchito, - a Ddovo-S - kotero ndidalemba zonse. Monga chonchi, zopanda pake zosiyana. Tsopano palibe amene adzagwire.
Za kusankha guru
Ndili ndi malo oyandikira komanso ochulukirapo, poto a Huslinsky, limodzi ndi ziwonetsero za mikhalidwe yake yakunja, kumene, adayikidwa ndi kukongola kwa umunthu wake wauzimu. Zotsatira zake zinakhala zozizwitsa: adakwatirana ndi mabanja awiri ndipo panali mitundu iwiri ya mizinda yosiyanasiyana ndi zinthu zosiyanasiyana.Za omwe akhudzidwa ndi zomwe zachitika gurup
Zinali mkati mwake, mu geek uyu, chinthu chosasangalatsa chomwe ndimaganiza kuti: "Kodi pali zopusa kwambiri padziko lapansi, zomwe zimamuloleza chilichonse, ngakhale, mwina, idzadutsa gadle?" Patatha milungu iwiri, ine ndinali wopusa.
Za amuna auzimu kwambiri
Odnolyuba amakonda nzeru, jambulani zonena ndi chabe - tsopano akumunamizira, komanso ali bwino, kuti agwere mwa mkazi wake ndi ana. Kenako nthawi zonse amayesa kudzipha, koma pazifukwa zina sachita bwino, ngakhale sakupereka mishai ndi mkazi wake ndi ana ake. Pambuyo pake, akufotokozera izi chifukwa chakuti nthawi zonse amagwiritsidwa ntchito posamalira mutu woyamba wa zolengedwa zomwe mumakonda, kenako za inu.Surname Ilya Ivanovich, polankhula mosamalitsa, othanchkin, koma akupanga kuti awalembetsere iwu, kuti awonetsetse kuti sadzachitika kwa nkhosa, koma kuyambira ku Muyaya.Chowonadi ndi chakuti chitsiru chenicheni chozungulira chimadziwika makamaka pakufunika kwake kwakukulu komanso kosagwedezeka. Munthu wanzeru kwambiri amatha kukhala wamphepo ndipo umayenda, - chitsiru chimachigwiritsa ntchito zonse; Anakambirana, amabwera mogwirizana ndipo, pochita, akudziwa chifukwa chake adachita izi, osatinso.
Zokhudza kukonda dziko lako
"Tili ndi zilembo makumi asanu ndi limodzi ndi zinayi mu zilembo," ndinasokerera. Anthu aku Italiya ankandiyang'ana pang'ono kwa mphindi zochepa, ndipo ndinanyamuka ndipo ndinatembenuzira kwa iwo, ndinayamba kuyang'ana mwezi. Chifukwa chake kunali kutamba. Kupatula apo, aliyense ali ndi ufulu kukhazikitsa ulemerero wa dziko lakwawo, momwe angathere.
Nkhaniyo idakonzekeretsa lilinji