Zowawa mwadzidzidzi, zoyera zoyera, zoyera, zoopsa zina zolimbitsa thupi.
1. Amapanga m'bafa, akufinya ntchafu, chifukwa mumamverera kale.
2. Pali Wina wa Manja ndi Ophunzirawo Akumva khutu: "Tandiyang'ana kumbuyo, zonse zili bwino pamenepo ?!"
3. Ponyani jekete yanu pampando ndikukhala pamenepo, ndikuyembekeza kuti palibe amene angazindikire kuti mwangobwezera.
4. Kudzikuza kulowa m'bafa ndikupemphera kuti gasket sikugwa kunja kwa manja pomwe mudabisala.
5. Ndikukhulupirira kuti palibe amene angazindikire zomwe munthuyu amakusangalatsani mutangodzuka kuchokera pampando woyera.
6. Ponyani mokweza (kenako nkusiyiratu) pakusamba kubisa cutle kuyika kuchokera pa kugona. Ndipo amadzaza ndi voliyumu yankhondo! Kwa 100 metres adamva!
7. Kuchita mantha kuti asuke m'malo mwake, chifukwa ganje la woipa limawoneka kuti likuphwanya njira iliyonse.
8. Ndipo ndi zanu zonse mutha kuzisunga chai chenicheni. Chifukwa amadziwa zomwe zingayambitse. Ndiye kuti, tonse tikudziwa.
9. Kufadira ndi Kufalikira, Funsani mtsikanayo kuti achotse dipatimenti yotsatira, kaya ali ndi tampon wowonjezera. Ndipo amakupatsirani pansi patebulo. Osaperekanso - kugulitsa kwa masitima awiri a mankhwala.
10. Kuwonetsa zodabwitsa za nzeru, kupotoza mpweya wabwino kuchokera papepala la ngalande, chifukwa muli ndi inu, mwachilengedwe ayi. Chifukwa cha paranae - gatket iyi imatuluka ndi matiresi amtundu wina.
11. Tikukhala pansi mwendo, ndikuyembekeza kuti tisiye zomwe sizingatheke. Koma ndikuyembekeza ndi mfundo zomveka.
12. Mumagona ndi ganje lamphamvu kwambiri, komabe m'mawa mumadzuka mu fomu iyi, ngati kuti wina adagona pakama.
13. Kodi walumbira? Kapena kodi ndi chinthu choyipa kwambiri chinachitika? O Mulungu, thukuta kapena zoyipa kwambiri ?! Thukuta kapena zoyipa kwambiri? !!!
14. Ngati titangolemba awiriawiri a manties. Banja lina likupatsirani zosafunikira mphindi ziwiri kuti mukhale ndi ulemu wanu pamwambowu.
15. Kudula kuchimbudzi, yang'anani pepala la kuchimbudzi - zonse zili bwanji?
16. O, uku ndi kumverera kwachilendo komanso kosatheka poyang'ana pagesi - osakaniza onyada komanso manyazi.
17. Valani tampon motalikirapo kuposa wopanga. Kuopsa kwa poizoni syndrome, blah blah blah, ndi kusiyana kotani, komwe tingafe, koma ndinu aulesi kwambiri kuti usinthe.
18. Valani zovala zakuda m'chizindikiro cha kulira mazira onsewo sizinali zothandiza. M'malo mwake, chifukwa sikutheka kusamba zoyera. Palibe, kuphatikizapo hydrochloric acid.
19. Mukadinanso batani la Flush, ndipo zonse sizitsukidwa.
20. Valani chinthu chotambasuka ndi baggy, mumamvanso ulemerero, womwe umathanso mafuta.
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