Chibwenzi chowoneka bwino chili ngati njira yaku Russia. Nthawi zina imagwirizana mumtima wa muvi wa marouse, nthawi zina ... m'malo ena omwe sanakonzekere kutembenuka kwazonse!
Kuwononga ndalama
Adalandira kalata kuchokera ku Comrade imodzi, pofotokozera za katswiri wasayansi wa yunisi, wogwiritsa ntchito sayansi. Ananenedwa nthawi yomweyo. Ndinkagwira ntchito pakati ndikupempha kuti ndimubwere naye ku Girroedov ngalande. Comrade m'malo osungunuka komanso ndi kukhetsa kachikwama, kopanda mphindi zisanu, wopanda nyumba. Ndipo nthawi yomweyo imafunsa kuti: "Kapena kwa inu kapena kwa ine?" Ndikunena, mwanjira inayake mobwerezabwereza kotero ... kutchula kuti kugonana sikuli pompano, kumasintha kumaso ndi zoyipa zomwe zimapangitsa kuti adziwe Baton! ", Kupuma kumbuyo kokha!Zodiac sakunena
Anavomera kukumana. M'mawa, chilichonse chinali chokakamiza, adaitana ndikulonjeza kuti adzakwera, koma adatchulanso ola loikidwanso - ndipo adalengezanso kuti awerengere ku Horoscope ndipo adapeza kuti tsiku lino silinali lodziwika . Ndikuganiza bwino otmaz. Koma zitatha izi sanathere! Tinachedwa nthawi zina, adati ndidapanga zingwe ndikuwerenga zoneneratu ... Ndidadabwa kuti sizinakwaniritse.
Kutola Mphamvu
Wina pambuyo poti nditanena kuti kulumikizana patsambalo, kumatenga mphamvu zogonana, zomwe zimayamba kugwira ntchito zaluso. Nthawi yomweyo, yoyitanidwa mwachilengedwe. Kaya amakhala ndi chikondi, kaya amalemba madeshopope nthawi yomweyo.Valentive valentine
Zikuwoneka kuti mwana wamwamuna wabwinoko, ndinalemba moyenera, amalankhula mokongola, pazithunzi zabwino ... Mwachidule, tinavomera kukumana pa tsiku la okonda. Chifukwa chake ndidapatsidwa Valentine, yemwe adalumikizidwa ndi mabotolo amtundu wina wa vinyo! Zotsatira zake, ine ndinawuluka kunyumba pansi pa makhonde, ndinagona mu dothi ndipo ndimagona nsapato zatsopano za Suede.
M'mphepete mwa funso
Mmodzi wazomwe adakumana ndi nyumbayo, atabwera tsiku lina, adafunsidwa funso lomwe limafunikira kuti lizigonana. Kumbukirani kuti ... "Kodi muyenera kuchita chiyani kuti mufune nthawi yomweyo?" Ndinagwa. Inde, osati zomwe mudachita :)Ndimakonda kuchita manyazi
Ndidalembetsa patsamba loyamba kukhala pamoyo wanga. Zinali zofunikira kuti mulembe kena kake pa inglice. Kenako ndinazindikira intaneti. Adafunsa mwana wake wamkazi kuti alembe za ine. "Chiyani?" - Ndikuyankha kuti: "Choonadi". Inde, adalemba, sindinayang'ane, makalatawo adapita ndi jab. Zachilendo zonsezi: Amalemba kuti amaphika bwino kuti nyumba zamanyumba ... ndikuganiza zonse ndi. Kenako malingaliro anali ndi zokwanira kutanthauzira mbiri yanga. Ndipo apo kwalembedwa: Ulesi, ndimakonda kuwononga ndi moyo wabwino. Mwana chifukwa cha mutu wotere. Ndipo anati: "Mathusik, mumangoyang'ana momwe mukufuna kudyetsirani!"
Malo anzeru
Msungwana wanga, msungwana wabwino, wokongola, atamaliza maphunzirowa, adapita ku tawuni yake yaying'ono kudera la Pskov. Tinalembetsa ku "Chikondwerero". Adalemba choonadi chonse, chithunzicho chidatayika, mzindawu udawafotokozera zonsezo. M'miyezi ingapo, adalemba zankhondo m'modzi yekha, mumzinda uno zimachitika paulendo wamabizinesi ... Chifukwa cha nthabwala, tinasintha malo omwe amakhala. Zolembedwa Finland, tampere. Chithunzicho chidasiyidwa chimodzimodzi. Ndipo anapita, anapita! Adazithira ndi zoyamikiridwa ndi malingaliro, adalembedwa kuchokera ku gawo lonse la Ussr wakale. Zotsatira zake, adakwatirana bwino ... kwa mnzake pantchito.M'malo mwa zithunzi
Ndimakhala kuntchito, chochita chilichonse, ndimagwirizana pang'onopang'ono ku ICQ. Winawake akugogoda. Timayamba kulankhulana. Ndinaganiza zophunzira zambiri za omwe amamuthandiza - ndipo ndimazindikira kuti ili ndi mnzake. Ndipo iye sananenedwe. Kuntchito, anali wachilendo, wausoma, ndipo apa kumapereka, amayi sawotcha. Pakutha kwa tsiku logwirira ntchito iye akulemba kuti: "Ndiwe wogwirizanitsa wofananira, ndikufuna kuwona momwe mukuwonekera. Ponyani chithunzi chanu ". Ndipo ndine wake: "Ndi zomwe titayitaya ... Yatsani mutu kulondola!" Amatembenuka mutu, ndipo ndimupha ndi dzanja lake monga mlembi wamkulu wokhala ndi Mausoleum ...
Zizindikiro Zapadera
Pa msonkhano woyamba, pambuyo pa makalata, tidagwirizana kukumana ndi mtsikana kumalo ogulitsira. Ndimuyimbira: Amati, abwera, Peugege 207, akuyembekezera. Amatuluka, amadutsa galimoto yanga ... ndipo amakhala mokongola mu Nissan wasiliva! Ndipo ali ndi mbale ya layisensi yokhala ndi manambala 207 ... adathamanga kuti athe ku ukapolo. Guy ku Nissan, kwakukulu, mphatso ya kulankhula adatayika, osati mawu ogogoda.Ghost Vladimir
Tilembanso, pangani ndi njira yomwe timasankha kuti ndikofunikira kuti tikwaniritse. Zofanana, onjezerani mu "odnoklasslassniki" ndi zotero ... Ndipo tsiku lililonse, Vladimir limachotsedwa ku maombo onse, imayika nambala yokongola! Ndinagula zovala zatsopano, ndipo anatuluka ... Izi ndi zomwe ndimafunikira kuti ndizinene zowopsa? Ndimaganizabe ... Chabwino, koma zovala ndizabwino kwa ine!
Kukopeka ndi ma dude
Ndimakhala patsamba lino ndikukhumudwa, momwe ndimakhalira zero, uthengawo ukubwera kuno: "Moni! Ndiuzeni momwe ndingakuvundikitsire kuti mutsimikizire kufanana kwa mitengo yamaginamiti? " Ndili wokwiya kwambiri, palinso mtundu wina wa osenda ndi mitengo yanga ... Ndikulemba kuti: "Nditha kunena: Ndiwosiyana!" Onse amisala amachoka pa laputopu, kenako ndikuwunikiridwa: mitengo yosiyanasiyana imakopeka! Ndibwerera, ndipo nthawi yomweyo timalemba nthawi yomweyo kuti: "O, chabwino, zinthu zosiyanasiyana zimakopeka." Kuyambira pamenepo, tili limodzi. Zothandiza nthawi zina zimayiwala School Vixtics ...Oops sizili za inu
Ndili ndi makalata amkuntho ndi MCH, komanso mogwirizana ndimagawana ndi bwenzi langa. Ndipo ife tikudziwa iye kuchokera ku Kirdergarten, ndikukambirana za anyamata ozolowera ... mm, tinene, molunjika kwambiri komanso nthabwala. Ndipo mwamwayi uthenga woti mnzanu mu mawonekedwe oyenera atumizidwa ku mayi uyu. Osauka! Mwanjira ina sanayamikire mavumbulutso anga, ndikusowa kuchokera ku radar nthawi yomweyo.
Nsomba yanga
Nthawi yoyamba komanso yomaliza idagwirizana kuti akwaniritse maphunzirowo. Nthawi yomwe idasankhidwa, ikaziza - sichoncho ... patatha mphindi 15 zidatembenuka ndikuchokapo. Amayitanitsa kuti: "Uli kuti, uli kuti?" I: "Unali kuti?" Iye: "O, ndidachedwetsedwa, nsomba yochokera kubanki yomwe mwamasulidwa. Nthawi inali nthawi yachisanu ... "nsalu yotchinga.Kusangalatsa ornithiology
Madzulo onse chozizwitsa ichi chidandidyetsa ndi mawu amtundu wina uliwonse. Zosaiwalika: Anayerekezera anthu - chidwi! - Ndi Rosters. "Mwamuna ngati tambala ayenera kuwonetsa kusasinthika kwake" ndi china chake chokhudza michira ya tati ndi kuyikika ... Nthawi zambiri, zosangalatsa zokhala ndi zokomera zidatenga maola awiri pomwe amalankhula kokha. Paulendo wanga ndinandiyamikirani, ndikunena kuti ndinali pachibwano chosangalatsa kwambiri. Pano ziyenera kukhala zachinyengo. Ndinapita ku malo okwezeka ...
Nkhope yake ndi chiyani?
Chilichonse chakhala bwino, ndipo apa adafotokoza mogwirizana ndi makalata nthawi ina: "Mukudziwa, azimayi amayang'ana nkhope yanga - ndikusankha kuti musasokoneze ..." Ndinachita mantha. China chake chimakondedwa nthawi yomweyo. Ndipo motero amakhala ndi chidwi ndi chidwi, ndipo ndi chiyani ndi munthu. Kukonzekera nkhani iliyonse yachisoni ... ndipo akuyankha kuti: "Ndine wokongola!"Kuwerengedwa - kunenedwa
Ambiri, okongola, onse owoneka ngati, owolowa manja - cafe, malo odyera. Ndipo patatha miyezi iwiri ndidapereka: mukudziwa, ndidaziwerenga ndikuwerengedwa - maubale athu ndi okwera mtengo kwambiri kwa ine, ndidaganiza za ngongole yanyumba, inu pepani kale.
Mtunda womwe udadabwitsa
Ndinafika tsiku loyamba ku zidendene. Ndipo iye ndi wachinyengo kwa ine, ndi glitter m'maso: "Ndinakusangalatsani kwambiri, ingoyenera kuyenda pang'ono." Chifukwa chake, chifukwa chodabwitsidwa mutha kupita. Zotsatira zake, tinkayenda pafupifupi maola amodzi ndi theka ku shopu ya Shabby. Anandiika pa benchi kudikira, anati: "Tsekani maso anu" - ndi kundiyika mkamwa mwa Rafael. Ndinadya, ndikudikirira komwe kudadabwitsa. Ndipo zidapezeka kuti uyu ali Iye. Chifukwa mwanjira ina yomwe ndidatchula kuti sindinadye mass mass. Chifukwa chake sindimakonda kukoma! Ndipo adaganiza zolimbana ndi bafa. Ndipo mpaka pano ife tinayenda, chifukwa zinamugwirira ntchito kumeneko, nthawi zina amasulidwa ku ngongole kuti amubweretse ngongole.
Kusintha katundu
M'maphunziro ake, anali wokhawokha nthawi yamadzulo komanso it, ndipo pamsonkhano - oundana, mumps. Zotsatira zake, anavomereza kuti sanalembe, ndi bwenzi lake, lesbian ...Zabwinobwino
Anavomera pa 18.00 mu cafe imodzi. Ndidachedwa kwa mphindi 10 - ndipo pa 18.05 adalandira uthenga: "Munawonetsa kusalemekeza kuchedwa kwanga. Amayi abwinobwino amabwera patsogolo ndikundidikirira! " Ndipo pafupi mwezi umodzi, adalemba kuti "Ndili wokonzeka kundipatsa mwayi wina." Zikuwoneka kuti, "yabwino" duders "sanagwidwe.
Cartem ndi malingaliro
Ndabwera tsiku ... ndipo pamakhala gopnik wachilengedwe wokhala ndi mowa wophika ndi makapu awiri apulasitiki! Soumer, Damn. Zomwe ndapeza, sindikudziwa, koma ... Ndidamuyang'ana - ndipo tidapereka mowa wake pa benchi pansi pa mbewu. Pamaso pa chikondi, milanduyi sinabwere. Koma akatopetsa, pali amene mu bar ya masewera a Heryer!
Mapiritsi otsekemera
Munthu m'modzi pagalimoto yabwino yoyendayenda kuzungulira mzindawo ndikumuuza zinthu zabwino za moyo wanga. Ndinaona kuti sindimamukonda, koma sanafune kunena zabwino kwa ine. Chozizwitsachi chitachitika, adamuwongola iye m'manja mwake mtsuko ndi uchi. Adanena kuti kuchokera ku njuchi. Kodi chinali chiyani?Romance Berezova
Msungwana adabwera kumisonkhano. Mnyamatayo adaponya nthambi yokhala ndi birch, adampereka nati: Zabwino zonse patchuthi cha masika! Kenako adalimbikitsa kukwera ... m'basi.
Lenka sichoncho?
Iwo adalemberana bwino kwambiri, ndipo pamsonkhano woyamba womwe ndidawonedwa - mawonekedwe anga omwe chiwerengero changa chinali chiwerengero changa ndipo ndidafunsa kuti: "Pop ngati Lenk, Lenkna yekhayo ndi apamwamba." Pambuyo podzipereka kukumana, ndikudzifunsadi chifukwa chomwe sindikufuna. Lenka, monga anati, pazifukwa zina Iye sanamufuna ...