Kuvomereza, inunso musakumbukire ndendende nthawi yomwe ikufunika kukondwerera tsiku la "Damn Valentine". Tikuchenjezeni: Musayesenso kukulitsa mbiriyakale ya Luprekala yakale ya Roma, mulungu wamkazi wachikondi ndi Mulungu wa kukondera ndi Mulungu wa chivwero. Bwanji osayesa? Chifukwa mulimonse momwe mkazi wanu akuuzeni komwe chikuchitika. Makamaka zipilala. Nthawiyi. Ndipo lachiwiri ndi malingaliro anu "okongola, koma bwanji lero? Kupatula apo, Valentine anali ... "- Iyo idzagawikira mizu. Koma mutha kuphuka mothandizidwa ndi "njira 10 zathu kunyalanyaza tchuthi ichi kuti palibe amene akhumudwitsidwa ndi aliyense."
Kuchepetsa kwakanthawi kochepa
Gwiritsani ntchito mwayi wamtengo wapatali kwa luso laukadaulo wachifwamba Wayter Woyera kuchokera pamndandanda "wa manda onse", zomwe zimafotokozedwa kunyumba. Pitani ku malo ogulitsira aliwonse oyandikira kwambiri, monganso bwino ngati malo ogulitsira, amakonda kuperekera mtanda, amakonda kwambiri ma pronabla ozungulira holo ndi ambulade. Osazindikira aliyense, kuyankha mafunso modabwitsa, muli ndi a Nanesia, kodi mukukumbukira? Malingana ngati protocol, pomwe mukudutsa Mri, tchuthi chidzatha, ndipo pali satifiketi kuchokera ku chipatalacho pamafunso onse.Mphatso ya Schrömer
Mphatso yachilengedweyi yomwe ingagwiritsidwe ntchito osati tsiku la Valentine zokha, komanso pa tchuthi china chilichonse. Pezani nyumba ya bokosi lopanda kanthu, ndikuphwanya ndi scotch ndikupita kwa wamkulu, ndikupita panjira yopita mwachidule pazoyambira, kapena kuti aphedwe amoyo wa ku Austria Erwin Schröwer. Apatseni kuti musankhe kusankha momwe mungafunire kuti mukhale ndi moyo - m'modzi khosi kuchokera ku Swarovski akugona m'bokosi (kapena ayi).Sinthani Pasipoti
Moyenerera kwenikweni, dzina lake, chilichonse chomwe Iwo, chifukwa cha Valentine. Bizinesi ndi yovuta, koma zotsatirazi ndi 100%. Tsopano tsiku ili ndi lanu lokha, chifukwa chake, aliyense akupatseni mphatso, ndipo simuli.Anakhala pamalo okwera
Mudzafunika maluso ochepa maluso, pangozi yapadziko lonse lapansi komanso malo abwino kwambiri mu mafoni, monga lamulo, sizigwira. Mvetsetsani komwe ili ndi choyambirira, natseka ndipo musaphule mpaka mphindi yoyamba ya February. Ndiye inu mukuti mphatsoyo inali, koma muyenera kudya, kuti musafe ndi njala.Landirani Chisilamu
Atsogoleri achisilamu, komabe, monga Orthodox, amatanthauza tchuthi ichi, kuti aike modekha, ozizira. Chabwino, chabwino! Ganizirani gawo limodzi loyamba la "Mameland" mndandanda uti, omwe Sergeant Argedy amafotokoza mkazi wake kuti, polankhula mosamalitsa, amagwiritsa ntchito garaja pabwalo la PIPA. Kodi muli ndi rug kunyumba?Njira Yoyendetsa
Mudzafunika kavalidwe, bulawulo wokongola komanso zodzoladzola - zonsezi zitha kutengedwa kuchokera ku bwenzi lanu, ndikumufotokozera kuti mwayamba kumenyedwa kwa mwamuna ndi mkazi yemwe adayamba, kuti achikazi adapambana pamwamba. Ndipo atsikana, mukudziwa, osapereka mphatso tsiku la valentine kapena March 8, ndizopusa. Kenako mutha kunena kuti mwasintha malingaliro anga.Nyanja
Kwa mkazi wanga, mwachilengedwe, osati kwa inu. Njira imeneyi iyenera kugwiritsidwa ntchito kwa vuto lililonse, kuphatikiza patsiku la onse okonda. Inde inde, pa lero adzayang'ana chifukwa chilichonse chofuna kukumana ndi wophunzitsa wolimba mtima. Osapweteketsa, m'malo mwake, ponena kuti ntchito kuti muwapatse ufulu wochita. Abwerera mochedwa ndipo, motsimikiza, ali ndi mlandu, womwe sudzamuloleza iye kukonza zomwe adasiyidwa popanda mphatso.Kuchokera pansi pamtima
Mukakhala kuti mupange mphatso yokondweretsa. Gulani mu dipatimenti ya nyama ya Super Sitimayo imakhazikika, yomwe imadzaza m'bokosi lokongola ndi nthiti komanso ndi malingaliro odziwika kwambiri popereka bwenzi lake. Nthawi yomweyo mumayang'ana mphamvu yamitsempha yake ndi kuya kwa malingaliro anu kwa inu - ngati akukhala nanu mutayamba kulowa, tchuthichi chidzayesa kwamuyaya pa kukumbukira kwake.Mbiri ya Martian
Zolembedwa mu pulogalamu yanthawi yayitali yosinthira kutchinjiriza kwa Mars, kwinakwake ayenera kulembera. Pulogalamuyi, motsimikizika, zikutanthauza kukonzekera kochuluka kwa ma emu, komwe kumaphatikizapo maphunziro ozizira. Funsani crymocertre kuti ikusuleni kuyambira February mpaka Marichi, ndipo bwino musanayambe ku Epulo - ngati muyenera kunyalanyaza maholide achikazi, mokwanira.Njira yachilango
Sewerani ndalama zonse mu rolelette, zotsalira za ngwazi za "hard 'kilabu yomenyera ntchito mu mzimu wa ngwazi za" gulu lankhondo lamphamvu " Malo achifwamba kwambiri amzindawu, kenako, panjira yakunyumba, kuzembera ndikuchotsa phewa. Mphatso yabwino kwambiri kwa mkazi aliyense ndi mwayi wonong'oneza bondo kwa munthu wosasangalala.