"Zaurvieces of Metrazh" (Duiki Ulendo)

Sitikuyamba kubwerera ndikumawerenga zolemba zoseketsa za Tatyana razimovskaya, mobwerezabwereza, motero anaganiza - muyenera kugawana nanu.

Zaka zisanu zapitazi m'moyo wa Soviet Union, mpaka 1988, ndinkagwira ntchito yofufuza za hermitage. Aliyense, yemwe anali kalozera, akudziwa kuti mafunso obwereza ndi odabwitsa komanso osayembekezereka. Tsopano, patapita zaka zambiri, zikuwoneka kwa ine kuti ndizosangalatsa osati zokha, komanso zimangoganiza za chikhalidwe cha anthu a anthu makumi asanu ndi atatu aja.

Zolemba izi zidayamba ndi momwe bambo wina adandifikira pakona ya Hevsky ndi Admiltesyky ndikufunsa:

"Ndiuzeni, chikhazikitso chiri kuti?" -?! - Ha, njira yayikuluyo, pomwe mafumu anali.

Chifukwa chake panali zolemba ndi dzina "Zaurpieces of Metrazh"

Mudi dipatimenti yakale: "Kodi nchifukwa ninji oweta adachitapo manja nthawi zonse?"

Ibid. Gulu la Central Asia: "Mtsikanayo, popeza sunachite manyazi. Kupatula apo, mgulu la akazi ndi ana! "

Ibid: "Manyazi! Choyamba, kukwiya, kenako ndikuwonetsa! "

M'chipinda chodyeramo. - Ndipo mukufuna kunena kuti asirikali ndi oyendetsa sitima anali pano - ndipo sanatenge chilichonse? - Inde. - Ndipo ndikanatenga!

- Onetsani mtembo! (Mummy) - momwe tingawonere pano za Mmiye akale wakale? " Mfumu sinamukhumudwitseni mnyumbamo. Tidayendanso munthu wina? - Kodi malowe a mfumukazi ili kuti? (Zosankhazi: "Chipinda cha Chigoba", "Kugona kwa Katherine", "pomwe mafumu anagona" ndi "kuwonetsa chinthu chofunikira kwambiri") - ndipo chipinda chili kuti chimbudzi chija? Kodi ankakhala ndi raspitin? - Ndipo kavalo wokhotakhota uja yemwe ali ndi Ekaterina ndi uti?

Obisala. Gulu la Chipolishi ndi Womasulira Soviet. Kupitilira: "Ndipo ichi ndi Vakh." Womasulira: "Ndipo iyi ndi chithunzi chanu cha wopanga Bach" a. Chete osungira. Ndiye funso lochokera pagululo kuti: "Chifukwa chiyani ili mu mawonekedwe awa ?! "

Pamaso pa "Vakhom" Rubins: "Tili ndi voronezh masiku 15 awa!"

Pamaso pa ulendowu. Gulu la Moscow: "Hamu, ikondweretseni mwachangu!"

- Tikufuna kuwona chilichonse. I: Kutalika kwa maholo a Hermitage 15. - (chisangalalo) ndipo tidzapita 5 km pa ola limodzi komanso maola atatu tidzasanthula chilichonse!

Gulu la olemba mbiri yakale 4-5 maphunziro a yunivesite ya almaty. - Munatiuza pano za kupachikidwa kwa Khristu. Ndipo ndiuzeni chifukwa chomwe adapachika? - Kodi mumaphunzira bwanji nkhaniyi, osawerenga uthenga wabwino? - Ndipo sitinadutse. Tiuzeni mwachidule. - Mwachidule? Zogwirizana.

Gulu la Asia. Timadutsa nthawi yozizira. Adzakwaniritsa munthu wa gulu - chete, m'kutu: "Maimbo! Ndiwe anju wa Seaman wamkulu wa Seaman, ndikutiwonetsa ife chimenecho! " ("Venus" Bush)

Pambuyo paulendowu: - Kodi pali mafunso? - Pali. Ndipo njira ili kuti?

Haredden chiwonetsero. TENGE "mwana wamkazi wa Farao apeza mwana wakhanda" komanso kudzera mwa zojambula zingapo - Mose, madzi akuyenda kuchokera pathanthwe. " Dona (linadabwa kwambiri): Bwino kwambiri bwanji!

Muholo ya knight. "Ndipo mahatchi amatafuna?"

Gulu la ana asukulu achichepere. Amur Falcone, mphunzitsiyo asiya kalotiyo ndikuuza anyamata kuti: - Ana, onani amene akuwoneka? Chete. - HUW! Uyu ndi Lenin pang'ono!

- Pamene ine ndinali kuno nthawi yotsiriza, tinaonetsa mbale, komwe ku Ekaterina II idadyetsa ndi msuzi Petro!

Ndipo mazira a ku Yulin?

Pambuyo pa ulendowu, mkazi wachikulireyo amawuluka, mwankhanza. - Ndiwuzeni, Petro Wamkulu - Adachita zambiri ku Russia, ndipo chifukwa chiyani palibe mzinda wa dzina lake? Ine (mosamala): Mu 1924, Petrograd idasinthidwanso leningrad. - Inde, inde, ndikufunsani, bwanji? Ndipo ndingalembe kuti za izi?

Mosamala kwambiri komanso modekha, ndikundichotsa kwa gululi. - Ndipo chithunzi chinali kuti, chomwe chimakokedwa ... Dana? - Kodi mukufuna "Dana" Redbrandt kapena "Dana" Tiian? - Iye, ndikukumbukira ... Kunama ... wamaliseche, ndipo abwera ndi mwana wakhanda ...

Gulu la Leningrad. Ndikuganiza kuti ndisankhe zosintha zosiyanasiyana. - Mukuwona, ndife obwereketsa, tili pano nthawi zambiri, zithunzi ndi zikopa zomwe mukudziwa, choncho tiwoneke bwino kuposa zipinda zachifumu!

- Ndipo ali kuti manda akumanda? (Alexandra Hvevsky)

Ndipo Petro ine ndi Khristu - kodi uyu ndi yemweyo?

Maulendo oletsedwa. - Kodi muli ndi nthawi yochuluka bwanji? Zaka zisanu zapitazo idapachikidwa, tsopano kunabwera - Rafael kachiwiri!

- ndipo ndiuzeni chifukwa chomwe Madonna nthawi zonse ankachita ndi mwana pang'ono ndipo sindinakhalepo ndi kamtsikana kakang'ono?

M'holo makumi awiri. Ndimalongosola zachithunzi. - Chifukwa chiyani mumatisamalira ndipo mwandiuza? Tili kale ndi masharubu, mabatani a Yak!

- Kodi chithunzi chanu chili kuti, komwe mtsikanayo amadyetsa bere lankhondo lomwe lavulala? (Rubens "Otreulyubee Feder")

- ndipo udzationetsa Petro kukhala? - Tsoka ilo, holo yokhala ndi sera imatsekedwa. - (ndi misozi m'maso,) Ndiye chifukwa chiyani tapita kuno ?!

Ku Pazerka. - Ndiye mayi wa mtsogoleri woswana. - (kukayikira) fuko? Ndipo zimachita manyazi ndi chiyani?

- Ndili ndi funso osati paulendo. Ndinkafuna kudziwa moyo wanga wonse, dzina la Peter ndi ndani? - Romanov. - Bwanji? Ndipo iyenso ?!

Pa Watch-Peacock: "Ndipo chivindikirochi ndi liti?"

Ku Madon Benoit. Gulu lochokera ku Moscow. - Apa mwalankhula za tsogolo lomvetsa chisoni la mwana uyu. Zidachitika ndi chiyani kwa iye? - Akakula, adapachika. - A, zikomo.

- Guloz uyu amapha kuti mwana wako wamwamuna? - Grozny amapha mwana wa ku Tretykov Gallery, ku Moscow. - (Zachisoni ndikhumudwitsidwa) ndi zina kulikonse?

Dona kwa nthawi yayitali komanso mwamphamvu amalingalira zachangu chikwangwani cha herakla, kutengera chotuwa. Dona: "Ili ndiye Petro, inde?

Gulu la Ukraine. Amagona maulendo onse. Mwadzidzidzi, m'ngalandele ya taras bulba, ataimirira patsogolo panga, kudzuka, pakamwa kumayamba kumwetulira kosangalatsa, ndikuyang'ana mbale yayikulu ya marble mkati mwa holo, Blyno: - Izi zingakhale Cup, inde Umi Pelmeney!

Kuchokera pazomwe zachitika ku Hermitage

- Kodi muli ndi chidziwitso? - Iye. - Ndiye, chimbudzi chili kuti?

- Kodi ntchito zaluso zimagwira? (Munjira yoti chiwonetserochi "chaluso cha kuperekera utoto")

Kodi ndingapeze bwanji chithunzi chomwe azimayi ambiri amaliseche amakokedwa?

- Kodi muli ndi chidziwitso? - Ndine chidziwitso. - Mukupereka chiyani chidziwitso chonse? Ndikufuna kumaliza. - Mukufuna kudziwa chiyani? - Kodi ndingafike bwanji kunyumba yachisanu? - Mulimo. - Ndipo kusinthaku kuli pano? - Inde. - Zikomo kwambiri.

- Kodi ma hemage ndi chiyani? - Pepani? - hu, tikiti. - imodzi ruble. - Ndipo ngati atatu?

- Apa tidagula matikiti ndipo sitikudziwa choti ndionera. - Mukukusangalatsani ndi chiyani? - Ndipo sitikufuna!

Mtundu Wamtundu wa Wogwira Ntchito Wodalirika: - Chiwonetsero cha Mae ndi otseguka? - Tsoka ilo, dzulo lidatsekedwa. - Ndi ku ofesi ya bokosi ndidauzidwa kuti inali yotseguka! - Iwo anali olakwitsa. - Chifukwa chiyani ndiyenera kukukhulupirira? - Amakhulupirira. Pitani kumalo osungirako zinthu zakale ndikudziyang'ana nokha. - Ali kuti, kulumwa kwanu? Mukundimva? - Ndimakumvetsetsa. Kodi palinso chiyani? - Ndimachita chidwi ndi chowonadi. - Choonadi chiyenera kukhazikitsidwa pamwambapa. - Chomveka. Kodi woyang'anira wamkulu ali kuti?

- Kodi mumapereka zonena? - Inde. - Kenako ndiuzeni, chifukwa chake ndidagula matikiti awiri ku chinsinsi chagolide, ndipo ndili ndekha. Kodi nditani? - gulitsa tikiti. - Koma ndinayima ola limodzi pamzere ndipo sindingathe kugulitsa tikiti kwa winawake! - Nenani mzere mtsikana wokongola ndikupereka tikiti kwa iye. Njira yabwino kukumana. - Zikomo kwambiri!

- Muli ndi chiyani za nkhondo pano? - Ndi nkhondo yanji? - hu, za ena.

- Kodi ndingapite bwanji ku zoonedwa "zaluso za Medical of Finland"? Lalitali ndikufotokozera mwatsatanetsatane. - ndipo pali chiwonetsero "luso la ku Finland"? - Inde. - Hawa sandisangalatsa!

- Ndipo nyama zili kuti?

- Momwe Mungafikire Mnyamata "Wopindika"? ("Mnyamata Wosakwiya" Mikenelanello)

Kuchokera pamayendedwe amalosi

- Musanakhale inu, oyimira zithunzi adanyamuka.

Salphian adakali moyo. - Onani momwe mandimu. Ndizowoneka ngakhale magwero otuluka thukuta!

Mu dipatimenti ya chikhalidwe cha Russia. Mayi woyengeka: Mu nthawi ya Peter I, makina odulidwa awa adapangidwa!

- Ndipo ichi ndi nzimbe kuchokera kufupa la Katherine II.

Kuchokera "Danai" Redbrandt. - Zindikirani momwe mapepala omwe amaperekedwa pansi pa mphatso!

- Ndipo izi zili patsogolo panu manda a Alexander Hevskogo-2! (ndi analogy ndi dzina la metro Station)

Buku la nthawi yayitali limauza gulu loloti "Danai", kenako limatembenuka ndikuwona mantha kuti ali kutsogolo kwa penti ya Luka Yordano "Nkhondo ya LapipHars." Kenako, Popuma, akuti: "Ndipo nthawi yomweyo, Zeus atawonekera mumvula wagolide asanabadwe, nsanja iyi idasandulika nkhondo ya LapipH yomwe idasandulika."

Mwambiri, monga momwe Agiriki akale adanenera m'Chilatini: Vita Brevis, ArSta - "moyo wa nkhata, zaluso kwamuyaya." Zomwe tikugwera mbadwa za mbadwa zawo zotuwa, sitingagwirizane.

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