Akadali nyenyezi - chinthu chothandiza kwambiri. Jabb iliyonse ikufotokoza kuti: "Kwenikweni, ine ndi mayi wabwino, zodiac kungogwera pang'ono." Ndipo aliyense amadziwa izo, m'malo modzudzula. Nyenyezi zikadakhala kuti, zikadayenera kuti zichitike.
Kapetolo
Ana a capricorn amakonda, koma osagwirizana ndi zolemba: "Mwanayo adzabadwa, ndipo zonse zidzasintha." Nayi ina. Mwana - iye, maso, maso, zala, mamba akuvala ndi Mimi, koma palibe chifukwa chosinthira moyo. Chifukwa chake, akapricorps amaphunzitsa mwana ndi chitsanzo chake - amakokera kumbuyo kwawo - ndipo akhomereza anawo, ndipo alole achinyamatawo akuwoneka ngati machiritso kuti avinane ndi tango. Ndipo ngati mwakumana mwadzidzidzi mumsewu wa khandalo, omwe amakoka mu mbiya ya lyrie Texas, pamenepo amayi ake mwina sangakhale wachipembedzo chokha, komanso carcorn.Aquarius
Kwa Aquarius, ana ndi cholinga cha moyo. Koma popanda matenda. Mwanayo ali wamng'ono, a Aquarius Keke amapuma, kotero kuti wolowa m'malo mwake anali onse, kuchokera ku Apedi kupita ku maphunziro, ndipo pomwe khanda limabzala, aquariol. Ndipo Aquarius adakumana mu Komiti ya Kholo, amadziwa njira zana kuluka zoluka ndikutha kukula ana ndi katundu wopindika kotero kuti sadamudane naye. Kholo labwino, limapangitsa kuti lizilondola.Nsomba
Ana anga akhale ndi zabwino kwambiri, ndiroleni ine ndifa ndi njala ndi avitaminosis, koma kuwirawo kumapangitsa kuti woyenda ndi ruinestone wochokera ku Swarovoski. Nsomba nthawi zambiri zimawonetsa, kuopa kukhala kholo loopsa. Ndipo ngati titayiratu, ipita kwa forum kuti tilembe kukhumudwa: Ah-ah, thandizo, milungu yanga - tugs s). Ndipo nsomba zanzeru zimadzinyenga zokha, koma ayi, ayi, ndipo adzagula wailesi-nanny kwa $ 800. Chifukwa chakuti akale anali a 600, ndipo alipo kale mwezi.Angisi
Mphatso yabwino kwambiri yokhudza Aries ndi mwana womvera - phlegmatic. Chifukwa chakuti amayi amawoneka bwino kwambiri, ndipo ngati mwana sazindikira kuti amayi amawoneka bwino, pali banja labwino kwambiri lomwe ngakhale lalamulo la apolisi ali ndi apongozi a apongozi awo. Imafuna kwambiri kudzudzula mu chinthu, treki mwa mayi osadulidwa ndi chala, koma palibe chifukwa, chabwino, osati pang'ono. Chifukwa chake, apongozi ndi apongozi ake ndi apongozi ake amakhalabe ndi mfundo yoti mwana adzakhala choleya. Kenako kuzolowera kuti malamulo awo sanakambidwe, Aries amagwera mu mtima, sadzaulula ndikugwira mbedza ya tekkhyin.Likonyani
Makolo, Atsogoleri asukulu amatumizidwa kwa aphunzitsi asukulu pampala machimo. Kwa taurus, mwamtheradi mu dongosolo la zinthu, kugogoda khomo la aphunzitsi, kwezani mpeni wa mpeni, ndikuphwanya "Chingerezi" ndi chete pampando ndikunena mwaulemu. Ana a nthano - pafupifupi okha ana omwe safuna kuwabereka m'bale wamkulu. Chifukwa chakuti popanda m'bale wachikulire amabwera bwino. The Hooligan amalemekezedwa, ndipo mawu onjenjemera ndi malo omwe ali pansi pa tebulo akung'ung'udza: "Annaivanovna, nditha kutumiza mwana wanu ku Olimpiki, ndi wanzeru kwambiri."Mapasa
Gemini samawona kusiyana pakati pa ana ndi anthu, onse. Ndife osatheka kwathunthu kufa m'masasa. Chifukwa chake, ngati mapasa sagwira ntchito ndi mwana wanu, amagwiritsa ntchito moyo wotchuka kubalanda "agogo", kujambula wolowa m'malo mwa sabata limodzi. Kumbali ina, ana a mapasa mapasa, monga lamulo, amasamala. Chifukwa nthawi zonse amalola ayisikilimu, amapereka kusankha, imayendetsa galimoto bwino, ndipo mutha kusewera kwa maola ambiri kuti musewera masewera omwe akupanga masewera ".Khansa
Makolonu, ngakhale ana awo akapuma kale, akukumbukirabe dzino loyamba lomwe dzino loyamba labisika. Ninstatatata makumi asanu ndi anayi pa zana la mabuku omwe ali mnyumbayo ndi ma slack, Huppenrater ndi mabuku ena othandiza, popanda zomwe ndizosatheka kuti akule msinkhulidwe. Mu malo ochezera a pa Intaneti kamodzi pa ola limodzi, "timadya tchizi tchizi" ndipo "Ndine chitsanzo !!!!!!". Folleloviers sanalembetsedwe ndi mapaketi, chabwino, ndi hade. Tikudziwa kuti amangochita nsanje chabe.Mkango
Mkango sikokwanira kuti mwana wake akhale wopambana. Mwana wake ndi wabwino kwambiri, ndizodziwikiratu. Ndikofunika kuti anthu omwe ali pafupi nawo adakondweretsa. Chifukwa chake, wolowa wa nyama za nyama zangotsala pang'ono kupita kusukulu ali ndi zaka zinayi, ndipo mwa khumi ndi zisanu ndi chimodzi adalemba makonda. Inde, kuchitapo kanthu, ofuna kusankha - oyamwa. Komabe, bungwe silinalomberere aliyense m'moyo. Inde, ana a Lviv, obadwa m'banja la Masayansi, koma iwo amene akufuna kuti alowe, ayenera kukumbukira kuti mkango wokhala ndi kuwala kwa mutu kumawononga maluso a carotid.Mo
- Ivaan Stepatovich, woyitanidwa kuchokera mu utumiki ... ndi Amayi omwe anaitanidwa. - ku gehena ndi utumiki, kodi amayi ali bwanji? - Kupsinjika ndikwabwino. Ndidati iwe unali wamkulu ndikunyamuka. - Zikomo, Verochka.
Maidn amasinthana ndi chisamaliro. Koma amabereka. Amawaitananso iwo ku utumiki. Ndipo mutha kutsuka pafupifupi kapu - tchimolo ndi laling'ono.