Banja: 23 alongo 23 nkhani zomwe siziri zonyansa

Apa mukuwerenga nkhanizi ndipo mudzakondwera kuti ndinu mwana yekhayo m'banjamo. Ndipo ngati siyomwe yekhayo, ndiye kuti mudzathokoza kumwamba kuti si inu.

Kudabwitsidwa konyansa

Mlongoyo adabwereka mathalauza anga ndi kuukira kwa matenda am'mimba kukuchitika. Sananene kanthu kwa ine ndipo sanasambe ngakhale, koma mwakachetechete amangovala chovalacho. Ndinadabwitsidwa pokhapokha pokhapokha titavala.

Kubwezera kowopsa

Ndinaganiza zochezera mlongo wanga. Ikani mbale ndi madzi pachifuwa chake atagona. Mwachilengedwe, m'maloto adatembenuka ndikuthira chilichonse. Anandikumbutsa. Usiku woyamba mpira, theka la nsidzezi adandiuza. Ndipo tsopano chinthu chosangalatsa kwambiri ndi cha zaka zina 10 kuti chile.

Monga m'makanema

Mlongo wanga anasambira ku hotelo ya hotelo, ndipo iye ali kotero - ndipo ndiroleni ine ndiukitsireni ndi kupotoza, monga duwa ili mu "kuvina konyansa." Inu. Ndimadumphadumpha m'manja mwake, ndipo ma squints opusa awa ndi ine amalima ndi mawonekedwe ozungulira pamanja. Ndipo hotelo yonse ndi chiwongola dzanja ndikuyang'ana bulu wanga. Ndidakali ngati mapepala.

Lama kuukira!

Ndidamaliza sukulu, ndipo mlongo wanga anali ndi zaka 12. Adasokoneza akaunti yanga pa Facebook ndipo adadzaza ndi Lama! Ndasintha mbiri yanga pachithunzi cha Lama. Chophimba chinalinso Lama. Ndinaphunzira kuti ndimaphunzira ku yunivesite ya Lama ndi ine timagwira ntchito m'malingizidwa. Ziwerengero zanga zonse zomaliza zinali za Lam.

Ndipo koposa zonse - adasintha mawu achinsinsi, kotero sindingathe kuzimitsa mabodza awa kuchokera pa sabata ina!

Kodi ndinu ozizira, buinn?

Mlongoyu ankaphunzira pa dotolo wamano ndipo nditafika ku tchuthi, ndikubwera nanu chubu china cha chubu - monga, apa, yesani, ndi milomo yodabwitsa. Ndipo wandisankhika. Ndinangomvetsetsa maminiti pang'ono kuti inali zokongoletsera zakumaloko. Chifukwa chake ndidalimbikitsa usiku wonse ndi pakamwa.

Njira yayitali kunyumba

Pamene ine ndinali yaying'ono, mlongo - monga zimaganiziridwa, iye amayenera kusamalira ine - wandibweretsa ku paki. Nthawi yomweyo, ndipo ndi chibwenzi chake chidakumana. Tinkayenda kwa nthawi yayitali ndipo ndimafuna kuchimbudzi. Kwakukulu. Ndidamuuza mlongo wanga, koma sananyalanyaze. Zotsatira zake, pamapeto pake anavomera kubwerera kokha pomwe ine, titi tinene, osasunga gust. Ndipo njira yopita kunyumba inali yayitali. Tangoganizirani kuti ndinayenda mosamala bwanji.

Chisamaliro chokhudza

Kusukulu, mkuwa anali ndi chizolowezi chosiyidwa ma preskets tsiku lililonse pa akabudula ndipo mu mawonekedwe onse awiri aziphimbidwa mwa akuru. Mlongoyo ankawopa mantha, ndinamulonjeza kuti azichita koma akadali kutayidwa.

Ndipo ndikangofika kusukulu, ndimatsegula nkhonya ndi kadzutsa - ndipo m'malo mwa chakudya 20 amagwiritsa ntchito gasiketi, kuyika mlongo wanga wokongola.

Matsenga

Nditakhala ndi dzino loyamba mkaka, makolo anga adandiuza za nthenga, zomwe zimandichotsa mano ndikubweretsa mphatso. Ndipo mlongoyo ananena kuti palinso tsitsi. Ndipo asanagone, ndinawononga tsitsi langa pa bonasi yowonjezera. Kwa miyezi yambiri tinapita ndi malingaliro.

Mphindi yaulemelero

Ndinayimba posamba (ndipo ndiyenera kunena, ndimayimba kwambiri. Ndiye kuti, nkuyenera kuti, mlongo wanga analemba mofuula kwambiri. Ndipo kenako anawaphatikiza pamaso pa munthuyo, momwe ndimakhalira mchikondi ndi makutu anga. Ndinkangophedwa.

Muli ndi ufulu wokhala chete

Mlongoyo adapambana m'makina angapo ma haijina - pulasitiki, koma amawoneka ngati weniweni. Makolowo atapita kuntchito, adandikakamiza chikwangwani cha msewu kumapeto kwa msewu wathu. Ndipo sizinali zophweka kwambiri kuzichotsa!

Maudzu a kum'mawa

Tinadya ndi banja lonse kumpoto chakum'mawa. Ndipo mlongo wanga wamkulu adandiuza kuti chinthu chobiriwirachi ndi chophika cha pitachi. Mwachibadwa ndimadya supuni yathunthu. Anali Vasabi. Zotsatira zake, ndinali ndi chifukwa chondiimba mlandu - ndidafuwula kuti tipemphedwe.

Kusambira kosangalatsa

Ndinali chaka chaching'ono chomwe alongo achikulire adaganiza zopeza ngati nditha kusambira. M'malo mwake, monga anthu onse abwinobwino, yang'anani pakusamba kapena mu dziwe, adandigwira kuchimbudzi ndikutsuka.

Kuyankhula

Ndinali bwenzi la mkwatibwi paukwati wa mlongoyo. Ndipo ife, ndiyenera kunena, mafani a filimu "atsikana owuma". Mu kanema pali mphindi yomwe ngwazi zitayamba kupepesa wina ndi mnzake chifukwa cha zoyipa zonse, zomwe adachitana.

Kumapeto kwa kulankhula ndipo atagwira mawu awa, akuti "Pepani ndinaseka mukakhala ndi m'mimba mu barnes ndi sitolo yabwino." Koma palibe aliyense wa alendo omwe adazindikira kuti ndi mawu chabe. Zinali zofunikira kuwona nkhope zawo.

Kwa okondedwa

Ndili ndi zaka zachitatu, mlongo wanga adakonza chakudya changa cham'mawa, chomwe ndidatenga kunyumba - kutulutsa masangweji ndikuthira phukusi la chakudya cha galu. Ndipo ndinangopeza mkalasi.

Kupuma kwatsopano

Ndangoyika brace. Ndinkakhala pansi, ndipo mlongo wanga amafuna kuti nditsekere pomaliza. Sindinakhumudwitse. Ndipo adatenga malo oonera ku deodorati ndipo adaphunzitsidwa kuchokera kwa moyo wanga pakamwa panga. Kodi mudayesapo kuyeretsa ngongoleyo kuchokera ku brace?

Dziwe

Mlongo wanga ndi tinali ana oyera, tinapita kutchuthi ndi banja lonse. Dziwe losambira mu hotelo linali kuzizira kwambiri, koma tinaganiza zolimba mtima, motero adakwera m'madzi ayezi. Ndipo bitch yaying'ono iyi ... Mwachidule, adamponya pansi padziwe ndikundiuza - "Bwerani kuno, madzi ofunda!". Ndipo ine sindinakwanitse izo. Ndinalowa pamenepo.

Pamavuto sadzaponya

Ndinali ndi vuto la SOS kusukulu ndipo ndidafunsa Tampon kwa mlongo wamkulu. Ananenanso kuti analibe, adatembenuka ndikuwalira sukulu yonse: "Hei, ndani ali ndi Tampon, mng'ono wanga akufunika kwambiri!"

Kuyika konse

Ndinali ndi zaka 10, mlongo wanga ankaphunzira kusekondale. Nthawi ina adatsogolera anzawo - anyamata angapo ozizira. Pamenepo ndinayendayenda kuzungulira khitchini pophunzitsa. Ndipo ndinalowa m'mutu mwanga kuti ndikakhale patsogolo pa alendo ake.

Ndinayamba kumuseka, mlongo wanga adavulazidwa ndipo nthawi ina adandigwira ndikuyendetsa izi ndi ine. Pamaso pa anyamata! Sindinatuluke mchipinda changa pamene anali ndi alendo.

Zalisipi

Ine ndakhala ndikukhala pansi pa eyapoti pa Zhwakhka ndipo uja unangokhala mwamphamvu kwa mathalauza. Mayi adanditengera ine ndikuyamba kumugwira. Ndipo mlongoyo adatenga konse pa camkorrder ndipo adagwedezeka pabwalo lonselo: "Kitable limakondwera!". Tidakali ndi mbiri iyi kwinakwake kunama.

Mwayi wosowa

Tidasambira mu dziwe, ndipo anyamata awiri abwino adafunsa mlongo wanga, monga dzina langa ndi - kukumana. Anati dzina langa linali Gratruude. Ndipo ndimasambira modekha, osasamala za momwe akufuulira "Gertrud!" - Sindimatchedwa.

Mphatso Yabwino Kwambiri

Mchemwali wanga wazindikira kuti tsiku lina, ndikuyenda limodzi ndi malo ogulitsira ndi abwenzi, ndidagula chikwapu pantchito yogonana chifukwa cha iwo. Ndipo chaka chatsopano adaganiza zondipatsa zomwezo. Bokosi lathunthu la ngolo, ngati muli olondola. Ndimatsegula mphatso - komanso chotupa chonse. Ndipo aliyense amandiyang'ana - Abambo, amayi, banja lonse.

Mwana wokondwa

Ndinabwera kudzagula kunyumba, ndipo ndinangokhala ndi vuto pamwezi. Ndinapita kuchimbudzi ndipo ndinangopeza kuti kukhetsa sikugwira ntchito. Chilichonse chitha kusankha mwanjira ina ngati sichikhala mlongo pang'ono, yemwe pambuyo pa mphindi zisanu adabwera kudzathamanga kwa aliyense yemwe kuchimbudzi.

Njira Zowopsa

Mlongo wina yemwe amakhala m'chimbudzi ndipo anafuula kuti pepalalo litatha. Mwacibadwa, sindinamvetsetse zomwe sindinamvetsetse ndipo nthawi zonse ndidafunsa "chiyani?". Popeza atamaliza mphindi zisanu, adanena kuti ndikapanda kubweretsa pepala lake, adzadutsa rug. Inenso: "Mukuti chiyani? Sindikumva! ". Ndimaganiza kuti akusewera. Ndipo mayalka awa mwachilengedwe adasiyira kusamba ndikukhala pa corridor rug. Phunziro limayamwa.

Chiyambi

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