Inunso, mafanizo abwino komanso ozama, mukuyenda pa malo ochezera a pa Intaneti, mumayesedwa khumi? Tinaganiza zowayang'ana pansi pa ngodya yatsopano ndikuziwulula zochulukira, kutali. Kuwunikira kwatsopano.
Kaloti, mazira ndi khofi
Mtsikana wina adabwera kwa amayi ndipo adayamba kudandaula za zovuta ndi zovuta m'moyo wabanja. Amayi, atamvetsera kwakanthawi, adapita naye kukhitchini ndipo kumeneko amaika msuzi atatu ndi madzi. Mu sasunda imodzi, adayika karoti, kwina - mazira, komanso khofi wachitatu.Mphindi zochepa atawira, amayi ake adachotsa msuziwo kuchokera kumoto ndikupereka mwana wawo wamkazi kuti adye ndikumwa zomwe zili. Wokalambayo anati: "Kupatula apo, ndinayika wachitatu ndi wachitatu mpaka m'madzi womwewo," anatero mkazi wokalambayo amadya. "Ndi momwe adasinthira mosiyana! Kaloti mu madzi otentha adayamba zofewa, mazira - zolimba, ndipo khofi adasintha mathithi amadzi! Kodi mukumvetsa zomwe ndikufuna kunena?
"Mm!" anayankha mwana wamkazi. "Ndinayamba kuthandizidwa pang'ono pamakhalidwe, ndipo ngakhale simungasamale chakudya cham'mawa osandiphwanya popanda kukonza magwiridwe antchito. Mukudziwa zomwe, tsopano ndi zokumana nazo zonse, ndipita ku Psychoanalyst, ndikwabwino kuwononga ndalama kuposa inu! Ndipo ndimalimbikitsanso kulumikizana ndi katswiri, chifukwa cha chiwonetsero chanu chopusa sichinali chofunikira kuwira mazira awiri ku karoti imodzi. Psyychoalyst adzakhala zomwe mukunena! "
Bank ndi miyala
Ophunzira adafunsa Pulofesa wake pankhani ya nzeru za zomwe zimakondweretsa munthu. Pulofesayo adachotsa kwinakwake ndikuyamba kudzaza miyala. "Kodi banki iyi imadzaza?" Pomaliza adafunsa. "Inde," Ophunzirawo adayankha. Kenako Pulofesa adayamba kutsanulira mchenga kulowa m'banki. Mphepo za mchenga zinali kuoneka pakati pa miyala, kuvala mdera lililonse laulere. "Mukuwona? Tsopano wakhuta kwambiri, "anatero Pulofesa. "Ndikufuna kuti mumvetse ..."
"Imani, Pulofesa," adasokoneza wophunzira wakeyo. "Tikudziwa fanizoli ndi mtsuko. Ndikosangalatsa kwambiri, uli kuti, ukuchitapo kanthu, kotero ndimangotenga miyala ndi mchenga? Ino si dipatimenti ya dolban ya roogy, mumatiphunzitsa fai-co-Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi. "
Pulofesa Lukavo adamwetulira mtsikana woleza mtima komanso adayankha mokoma: "Kuchokera impso, Ivanova. Miyala yonseyi ndi mchenga ndi kuchokera ku impso zanga. "
Msuzi
Gulu la anzanga okhwima adabwera kudzacheza mphunzitsi wake wakale. Onse anayamba kulankhula za iwo eni, ndipo aliyense anachita ntchito yabwino. Koma kenako ophunzirawo adayamba kudandaula za mavutowa kuntchito komanso kunyumba.Mphunzitsiyo anamvetsera mwachidwi, kenako analamula kuti adule kekeyo ndikupita kukhitchini kumbuyo kwa mphika wa khofi ndi makapu. Adabwereranso ndi thireyi, okhazikika ndi makapu osiyanasiyana kwambiri ndi magalasi, kuchokera kokongola komanso zokongola zamagalasi wamba a Sherbaty, ndipo adaperekanso alendo kuti adziliremo khofi. Kekeyo ikadyedwa, mphunzitsiyo anafunsa ngati amvetsetsa lingaliro.
"Inde!" adakweza wokondedwa wake, Petrov. "Anyamata, moyo uli ngati khofi, ndipo china chilichonse ndi chikho. Chifukwa chake tinayamika makapu okongola, ngati kukoma kwa khofi kuchokera ku izi kudzasintha ... Ndipo Magdalena Elzarovna amamwa mowa ndi chisangalalo sichikhala chochepera! "
"Wopusitsa iwe, Petrov," kusokoneza mphunzitsi aliyense. "Ndinkafuna kuti muwonetse izi ngakhale mukudandaula apa ngale zomwe zimakhala ndi choko, ndasokonekera pa bajeti. Ndilibe ntchito imodzi yonse kuti ndiyike patebulo pa tsiku lokumbukira! Ndipo simuli okwanira, m'malo mwa chinthu chabwino, ndinandipatsa pinki iyi, moteronso makapu onse omwe adathiridwa, ndikundisiya galasi changopita. Ophunzira abwino abwino tsopano! Tumizani kuchokera apa! "
Ndipo mayi wachikulireyo adayamba kumenya achinyamata maluwa maluwa, mpaka adachoka pa nyumba yake.
Spapula
Womalonda wina yemwe adafika ku Amonke, kwa nthawi yayitali akudikirira m'mapiri pafupi ndi pomwe wochititsa a kunk wochititsa. M'nyumba ya amonke, adakwiya adafunsidwa abbot, chifukwa ndizotheka kuti woyendetsa ndege adatumiza kwa maola anayi pambuyo pake. "Mutikhululukire, Mbiri, inatero abbot. "Koma timawonetsa chilengedwe, osati kusunga nthawi padziko. Onani. Kodi m'nkhalangomo yatha bwanji kutsika pa pepala limodzi? Ndipo kodi chilengedwe chonse chikutanthauza chiyani? "
"Pankhaniyi," atero wabizinesi, "sindingasaine cheke. Kodi chilengedwe chonse pali phindu lotani? " Kenako amonke anakhumudwitsidwa ndikumuponya m'phompho kuti asawononge chithunzi chawo chabwino cha dziko lapansi. Ndipo amafufuza ndi popanda Iwo pali okondedwa kuti asayina.
Kukhala Uliri
Msilamu wachichepere wochokera mumzindawo anapumula kwa agogo ake m'mudzimo. Anayankha momwe azimayi onse ali otsekedwa mwamphamvu, ngakhale kuti ndi malo okwanira chilimwe. Ambiri ngakhale atakumana ndi vuto atasunthidwa, nkhope zawo zinali zofiira."Agogo" "adafunsa," Kodi azimayi onsewa akuuma bwanji? " Mkuluyo adataya ma maswiti awiri kuchokera m'thumba mwake, m'modzi mwakukulu, ndipo adafunsa mdzukulu wawo wakonzeka kudya. "M'kufuula, zoona," munthuyo adayankha. "Ndi akazi chimodzimodzi," Agogo ake adamuuza.
Mdzukuluyo adamuyang'ana kwambiri kuti "Ndili ndi mafunso awiri okha," adatero. "Choyamba, bwanji mukusunga maswiti aulesi popanda pepala nanu? Ndipo chachiwiri, muli pano, akazi okhalitsa akazi?!?!! "
Kusakhulupilira
Wophunzitsa m'modzi wolemekezeka amene anakonza anthu kupita ku nzeru, kulonjeza kuti malingaliro awo onse a moyo adzatembenukira. Pa nkhaniyo, nthawi zonse ankangotchulazi nzeru komanso zokhudza anthu otchuka, makamaka Albert Einstein. Ambiri mwa omvera adalembedwa kuseri kwa wophunzitsayo, ndipo munthu wachilendo yekha mu zisudzo ndipo kugola chipewa nthawi zonse: "Einstein sananene kuti! Zamkhutu ziti? Zoyipa zonse! "
Poyamba, mankhwalawa anakumbutsa kuti zolemba izi ndizodziwika bwino, koma pamapeto pake kuleza mtima kwake kunaphuka, ndipo iye analamula kuti ayike omvera kuti achoke pa omvera ngati anali wosasangalatsa kumvetsera nkhani.
Omvera sanayankhe liwu nthawi ino, ndipo anawalukira mwachangu, anadutsa mzinda wonse, anafika kumanda ndipo anazimiririka kumeneko mu manda. Anali Albert Einstein.
Malemba: Lilit Mazikina