Osakhulupirira maphunziro ndi kuwaphunzitsa. Nlp ndi dzina la dzina la Lietesanty Rzhevsky limapereka theka labwino kwambiri lofanana ndi oatmeal ayamba amphaka.
Yang'anani imachitika m'malo opezeka anthu ambiri - osati pakusintha kwa msewu wapansi, kumene. Munabwera tsiku lobadwa, kampani kapena kalabu. Zachidziwikire, pa maboti, zovala zabwino komanso powomba. Mphete zamkuntho, maso owotcha. Achinyamata ena awiri, akung'ung'uza, sonkhanani kunyumba, Barteande amaganiza kuti afotokoze za mitengo ya mowa, chifukwa palibe amene amayang'ana m'matumba, chilichonse chimayang'ana pakhosi kwanu. Chilichonse kupatula mwala wamtengo, womwe umakubowoleza umawoneka ngati kuti ndinu amodzi opanda kanthu. Chabwino. Osakhala opanda kanthu. Ndi hering'i yosungulumwa, yolumikizidwa mobwerezabwereza pansi. Uwu "sakuwoneka" mpaka pamlingo wotere womwe mungafune kutembenuka: Kodi mungatani ngati mukuvutitsidwa ndi chindapusa kumbuyo kwanu? Koma ayi, pali khoma. Apa, ndiye inu, kuphulika pansi ndi ziboda, ndikuthawa ku cholinga, chifukwa chabwino, eh?! !! Kalanga ine, CoC Coc Coc Coc Coc imangolankhula chabe chabe: msampha wowotchera, ndipo wina wagwidwa. Ayi, osati juggler wokhala ndi chibwibwi, ayi.
Mbuye wa nthawi
Poyamba anakwanitsa kukugwira ndi kuyitanidwa pakati pa masitima awiri odula pa States Conser. Ndiye mwangozi amakumana nanu mu sitolo theka la ola limodzi. Nthawi ina ma cattons pamtanda matalala mphindi 20 atachedwa mochedwa. Kenako zimakudzerani inu ndendende mukasiya mzimu. Ndipo kenako iye ndi - ndipo sayankhanso! Ndiye kuti kubwereranso, koma moyenera mukakhala kale kudikirira kuyitanidwaku, ndinadzikongoletsa ku ma pajamas ndi zovala zokazinga zokazinga zokhala ndi ma calorie otsika kwambiri ndipo anasonkhana kuti afe. Vutoli limakhala kuti ku Pajamas ndi bwino kwambiri kuyendetsa dziko lapansi, ndipo popeza ndi imfa yosungulumwa sikutuluka, chifukwa ndi zofunikira kuti mudzichitire nokha . Eya, zomwe zimachitika pamene manja anu akutuluka kwinakwake, sitikuuzirani - mukudziwa.
Osalakwa pawokha
Popeza mudamutcha kuti mudzabwera tiyi ndi keke, kenako zonse zikuwoneka kuti zikuwoneka bwino komanso zomveka. Kumapeto kwa masana. Munayenda mozungulira mzinda wamadzulo kapena kupita nthabwala zachikondi. Munayenda pansi pa dzanja. Inu, kumapeto, osati kwa zaka 15, ndipo mudatsatsa khofi wathu wam'mawa ... Koma, wokongola komanso keke yokongola, amadzuka ndikuyamba kusonkhana. Chifukwa chake izi sizikuyenda mwachangu, osachita mantha - ndiye kuti, siwosintha kwanu, zimachita mantha ndipo mfundo sizigwirizana ndi mphaka. Amangochoka. "Nthawi yakwana, mawa kukagwira ntchito mawa." Ndipo mwina adzagona. Koma udzagona pajamas yanu ndi puff, onani pa Silhoueeette wa Pekengoara, mosagwiritsa ntchito mosagwiritsa ntchito kumbuyo kwa mpando, ndikusuta ngati moto wausiku wa dziko la Golozady. Kupatula apo, talemba kale kuti ku Pajamas ndi mulu wopita kudziko lotsatira musachitepo kanthu? Inde, tili ndi chisoni.
Adasiya Mulungu
Ndi wamphamvu, wolemekezeka, ndipo zonse zimapangitsa kukhala kolondola, koma mwanjira ina. Kuno mudakhala mu cafe, adanena kuti alipo kale pano, akutsimikiza kuti adatsimikiza kuti ayesa kudula kwa nutria ndi Caramelimed Revo, ndipo mwadzidzidzi adachoka. Mawu ake ananjenjemera komanso diso lokangaka. Koma nditatha yachiwiri adalemekeza kale mchere. Kodi mwangowoneka kuti mukupeza chisoni? Kenako mudakambirana za nyanjayo, ndipo adangochita izi modabwitsa, ndikusiyidwa kuti ... Ndipo inu, mulingo, mukudziwa kuti chabwino, chifukwa bwanji mukufunikira kulira uku Pierrot? Koma "kudziwa m'njira yabwino", ndipo "kukhala ndi mwayi" ndi kusiyana kwakukulu. Simungathe. Zotsatira zake, piero imasanduka kutentha thupi, zomwe, zachidziwikire, zimatambasulira kuchokera pansi pamtima, kupulumutsa, kudandaula, kutentha ndipo nthawi zambiri zimayatsa dzuwa pamwamba ndi oyandikana nawo pansipa. Kodi vutoli limatha bwanji? Inde, zachidziwikire, zowoneka bwino, ndi chiyani chinanso?
Ndipo chimbudzi chili kuti?
Ndizabwino kuwoneka ngati mabalime ang'onoang'ono amachotsa mphaka kuchokera ku Birch, ngakhale osafika pachimake, kapena molimba mtima komanso molimba mtima komanso molimba mtima komanso molimbika zimathetsa mikangano ndi alonda otsutsana ndi ena. Kalanga ine, nyama zonsezi zitha kumusiya mu gulu lopanda chiyembekezo ". Koma zitafika pomwe zidawopa kuti akangaude ochepa omwe adagwera ku kolala, kumverera kwina kunawonetsedwa mwa inu. Ndipo makina ochapira adayika izi m'mapeto akufa, anali ndi mabatani atatu, ndipo adakhalabe wopanda malaya oyera - Ah, m'mbiri yopanda malaya !!! - Zinapezeka kuti sanali ngakhale malaya. Zachidziwikire, popita nthawi, "zokongola" zonsezi ziyamba kukufotokozerani, ndipo posachedwa muyika ndi mazira ndi chivundikirocho ndikusamba "Creatin Opusa !!!". Koma masabata angapo oyambirira amphaka nthawi zonse amatsagana ndi chimbudzi, kupulumutsa ocheperako a lunia.
Amba x
Munkadikirira mphatso yolimba, ndipo adakupangitsani kuti mukwere gudumu la Ferris ndi Tulups zochokera kumabedi a maluwa. Mukuwoneka kuti mukumvetsa komwe mumakumana ndi zopereka mu McDonalds, koma kenako adakukokerani malo odyera, pomwe patebulo lidasungidwa kale, ndipo operekera omwe adapanga mfumukazi ya Chingerezi. Ali ndi dzina lachilendo, galimoto yachilendo, mphaka wodabwitsa, ndipo adaphunzitsa chilankhulo cha Chingerezi cha amonke zaka zitatu. Mwambiri, unkawoneka kuti waperekedwa kuti uperekedwe thumba la mphatso ndipo muwamasula tsiku lililonse. Ali ndi moyo wosangalatsa kwambiri kuti sizikudziwika bwino momwe ungagwiritsire ntchito limodzi ndi pajama. Chifukwa chake, mwayika zana. Simuli woipa kuposa Mtsinje wa Tibetan, pamapeto.
Galena m'zaka 100
Pamene adatuluka koyamba kwa taxi kuti atsegule chitseko cha inu kapena kusunthira mpando ku cafe, mudayang'ana pa iye ndi kukayikira. Onyoza, mwina. M'zaka zathu postmodern ndizosatheka kujambula malaya a mayi, osatsagana ndi nthabwala zopusa. Ndipo mwina amanamizira, kapena amatenthedwa mwa anthu, kenako ndikukufunirani kuti mudziwe, borsch ndi kukhitchini? Koma iye ndi mu koyamba ndi mu nthawi yakhumi, yekha komanso anthu, osayang'ana zionetsero, ndipo osangofuna chilichonse chobwerera, amakhalabe njonda. Pamodzinso, mumasankha ndi pajaum, kuti ziyenera kutengedwa, komanso mwachangu, chifukwa mwina "womaliza" womaliza adatsalira. "
Odekha bunny
Amaphwanya nthabwala zanu. Ndi kuyang'ana kwanu. Ndipo momwe mumavina. Mantha pang'ono ndi anyamata anu. Zimayambitsa kuukira kwa imfa mwa amayi. Nthawi yomweyo amayamba abwenzi pakati pa ana ndi agalu. Mukakhala ndi cholinga - kupachika dzanja lake, zikuwoneka kuti zagunda zamakono. Amafuna kugwedeza mutu wake. Akufuna kunena kuti: "Simukudziwa chilichonse, John chipale chofewa", chotsani mphamvu ndikukokera m'phanga. Ndi kuphunzitsa chilichonse. Vutoli apa ndi limodzi lokha: Malinga ndi script, ndi John Clow siyosavuta. Zomwe simunganene za "atsikana" ake.
