Ndidawonetsedwa ndi makilogalamu 10 a mbatata m'chikwama cha Marichi 8. Chifukwa chiyani? Chifukwa ndinali pa griee chuma, ndi pamene bwenzi anafunsa chimene kukupatsani, ine ndinati mwankhanza. "Inde, ngakhale mbatata akupereka kapena" " Zomwe, zolandila monga mphatso.
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Munda wa Gnome
Imeneyi idapatsidwa kwa ine pa Bionnium ya mwana wake wamkazi. Ndiwowopsa, wamkulu komanso wosamveka bwino Chifukwa chake mukusowa. Ndili ndi maekala 10 a udzu, maluwa, kodi ndiyenera kuyimitsa chiyani? Zotsatira zake, imayimira pakati pa banja ndi chimbudzi, nkhope ya anansi sitikonda. Ndipo inde - usiku ndi bwino kupita ku chimbudzi - mudzakhala Leka pa izi, ndi chokwanira.
Mafayilo
Ichi ndi mphatso ya ogwira nawo ntchito tsiku lobadwa. Monga mwezi, ndinafunsa mwachangu zomwe mzimu wanga ukufuna. Ndinafotokoza kuti zodzoladzola (kapena mphatso khadi pa izo) adzakhala pa mfundo kwambiri! Ngati, ine ndikuganiza, osati mapu, ndiye molunjika pafupifupi mithunzi ya atadzipaka mmilomo ndi mithunzi ndi mtundu sanauzidwe. Zotsatira zake, pafupifupi masiku atatu ondizungulira, aliyense amapita modabwitsa ndipo "kulembedwa", kuti mphatso yotere yomwe mwagulako, kuti mufa molunjika chifukwa cha chisangalalo! Izi ndizabwino kuposa momwe mukulotera! Chabwino, ndidathamangira ... Ndipo ndi pamenepo .... Mahedifoni! Komanso, sindimakonda nyimbo! Kuchokera m'Mawu kwathunthu! Pamenepa, kupondereza misozi ndipo, ndikunamizira kuchuluka kwa "makutu" omwe anali atabisidwa, chifukwa chiyani? "
Dzina la Rat
mwamuna anafotokoza makoswe chifukwa kubadwa kwake, ndi nyumba, lazalcas ndi makoswe ena Disneyland. Funso loti "Chifukwa" adayankha - "chabwino, ali ndi maso opusa, monga inu, mukakhala pachakudya. Timuyitane mikanda. " Wausha anakhala nafe zaka 5, sindinadziwe kuti amukhudze, mwamuna wanga unakhala pansi ndipo anapulumuka ndi izi brr-mphatso.
Chinese Swan
Munthu anasonkhana China ndipo analonjeza kuti iye akubweretsa Chinese silika kavalidwe ndi nsalu Buku. Adawonetsa tsamba la malo ogulitsira, anati kusankha kalembedwe kake ndipo m'malo mwa kavalidwe kamatulutsa swans yoyipa iyi !!!! Tchulani ngati "chizindikiro cha chikondi chathu" ... Chinthu choyamba chomwe munthu wina wanena, omwe ndidawaona patebulo - o, agogo awa adakupatsani?
Brandlet ya 2 Euro
Izi chibangili wapamwamba (mikanda "pansi ngale" pa mphira a) anagula mu 2005 chifukwa mayuro 2 mumsewu wa Paris ndi chibwenzi changa chakale, munthu sanali European. Loto chabe. Anzanga nthawi zambiri ankamuyang'ana munthawi zovuta kukumbukira kukumbukira komwe kuli m'mphepete mwa zinthu zabwino ndi zoyipa. Osowa afhrodisiac. Ndikufuna kunjenjemera.
"Lisanok"
Imakhazikika (yoposa theka la mita kutalika ndi theka la mita m'munsi, osati kuwala), idawonetsedwa ngati "nkhandwe". Anapatsa bambo wazaka 35 panthawi ya chibwenzi, kuti ayankhule. Pakuti holide - Ine sindikukumbukira, koma ine ndikukumbukira kuti anali "Lisykov" sanali, ndipo iye "analamula" iye mwapadera ndi "anadikira Akapita." Nyama yaying'onoyo idasungidwa paketi yayikulu ya conlophanene pa chipindacho. Mwamunayo adakhumudwitsidwa kwambiri kuti nyamayo imakhala mu cellophane. Funso langa ndikuti: "Ndidzasewera chiyani?" Yankho la mfundo silinapereke.
Owongolera
Ndidalandira kuchokera kwa wachinyamata yemwe ndidakhala naye pachibwenzi panthawiyo, patsiku lobadwa la ortere Corcector. Ndi mawu akuti: "Mukudandaula kuti mwapweteka." Kusunga makamaka pa malo ogulitsira pa intaneti. Sindinadziwe, ngati ine kuichotsa imfa chisamaliro chotero, ngati kukhazikitsa chinthu ichi mu izo.
Galu tsiku lililonse
Munthawi ya chibwenzi, mwamuna wanga wamtsogolo adandifunsa zomwe ndingandipatse pa Marichi 8. Monga wokonda ofesi, ndidafunsa diary yokhala ndi buku. Adagula. Diary "galu yemwe ndimakonda." Ndikukumbukira, pamenepo zinali zotheka kujambula kulemera, kutalika, mtundu wa ubweya.
Ndipo ndimatha kudzitamandira microscope ya madola angapo a madola chikwi, operekedwa kwa tsiku lokumbukira ukwati !! Ine simulapa, nthawi zonse anauza mwamuna wanga kuti mwamtheradi ndi banja mphatso othandiza monga ya apamwamba saucepan kapena latsopano zingalowe m'malo zotsukira chitsanzo, imene anaweyula manja ake ndipo anati iye sakanakhoza kutsikira ichi: "Kodi anthu akuganiza za ine, chifukwa mphatso ayenera kukhala Personal ndi wokoma kuposa zothandiza! ". Zikuwoneka kuti, ma microscope anali mphatso ya gawo lina lomwe sindinayamikire. Yankho lake linali la zobadwa zanga: "Zinkawoneka kwa ine kuti munanena kuti kuyambira ndili mwana ndimalakalaka ndi microscope."
Tripod wa kamera
Anandipatsa mwamuna wanga kwa chaka chatsopano cha Chaka Chatsopano cha Tripod a kamera. Izi zili choncho ngakhale kuti sindine wojambula, fitik tili ndi galasi payekha, ndipo ndimazigwiritsa ntchito kuchokera pamenepo. Pa Ndinadabwa za mphatso - Iye adayankha - "Chabwino, inu munati kuti inu simungakhoze kupeza zithunzi zokongola," ndipo wakhumudwa kwambiri: "Simudzafunsidwa kusangalatsa". Pa ng iyi, ndinalandira ma ruble zikwizikwi kuchokera kwa iye, mkokomo wokulungira, ndi mawu akuti "Santa Clauus sadziwa choti akupatseni!" Zikuwoneka kuti, kunali kofunikira kusangalala ndi Tripod ...
